Here's an idea...Have you ever TRIED to talk dirty to the previous poster?

[seela]

I haven't.




It was a plump breasted one, now you mention it...



Er, I'd say you've succeeded.

We've talked about laundry at least once. So I'd say yes I've tried, and yes I've succeeded.

 

[Livelifetofullesy]

Horizon line, old boy. The towers don't reach this far.

Also, Speckled Jim?!

We've talked about laundry at least once. So I'd say yes I've tried, and yes I've succeeded.

Not that I recall.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Not that I recall.

can't say that I have...

 

[Slow Ride469]

can't say that I have...

Tried but, she put her foot down

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Tried but, she put her foot down

Tried but wait what happened?

 

[Slow Ride469]

Tried but wait what happened?

Well....you did tell me a naughty bedtime story

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Well....you did tell me a naughty bedtime story

There you go...tried and was successful...*giggle*

 

[Slow Ride469]

There you go...tried and was successful...*giggle*

And I'm ready for part two

 

[Lipstick_NIC]

its a no.

 

[AveryElle]

This thread always makes me smile. I keep wondering how people tried to talk dirty to someone but mysteriously failed to do so. Was it because they were using a chat app which magically removes dirty words and replaces them with fluffy kittens and unicorns and rainbows? Do they have a porn-sensitive stammer? Or did they have a ball gag in their mouth?

(And while I've appreciate this lady's pictures, I've never chatted with her at all).

You’re not a woman. Plenty try. Some multiple times. But who would admit failing?!

 

[coffeelover5]

Tried and succeeded. Multiple times!

I must say no and that is my fault!!!

 

[Sundayschild]

Tried and succeeded. Multiple times!

I think we said hi a couple of times...

Edit: No to Coffee..

 

[Mei5ter]

No.

You’re not a woman.

Prove it.

(Not entirely frivolous. I've been accused of being an alt of someone female before, which I rather took as a compliment).

 

[seela]

It's all been kosher, I swear.

Do or do not, there is no try.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Do or do not, there is no try.

I have not. We haven't even chatted yet...

 

[AveryElle]

No.



Prove it.

(Not entirely frivolous. I've been accused of being an alt of someone female before, which I rather took as a compliment).

I can’t prove it, but I’m happy to watch you jerk off to prove it. Does that help?

 

[DarkSimian]

But what would I say?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

But what would I say?

We've exchanged scooby snacks...

 

[DarkSimian]

We've exchanged scooby snacks...

Jinkies!

 

[cole4258]

Jinkies!

I will let the women do that for him

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I can’t prove it, but I’m happy to watch you jerk off to prove it. Does that help?

Go home Avery. You're drunk.

I will let the women do that for him

Just flirting. No dirty talk.

 

[AveryElle]

Go home Avery. You're drunk.

Amazing for someone that almost never drinks. Magic!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Amazing for someone that almost never drinks. Magic!

Almost diagnosable!

And no dirty talk...

 

[ShaeLeeTanner]

Almost diagnosable!

And no dirty talk...

I believe we have done that at one time.

 

[DarkSimian]

I believe we have done that at one time.

I would love to, if she was agreeable...