Hey wildsweetone... a public challenge.

[kiwiwolf]

To co-write a story with me.

This is my suggestion. We get the good folks of the Authors Hangout to suggest a few premises. We chose one and take a week each in turn to write our part. You take the female perspective, I take the male. I suggest a one month limit to the writing of this beast, as this would give us room in our schedules for our own seperate writing and frivolous stuff like work and families.

What say you?

I'm posting and running... heading for bed. Got to start work in 4 hours.

I could have done this in PM but I'm in an assholic type of shit stirring mood tonight... can you tell? night sweety and thanks for the edit. Top work K.

 

[wildsweetone]

To co-write a story with me.

This is my suggestion. We get the good folks of the Authors Hangout to suggest a few premises. We chose one and take a week each in turn to write our part. You take the female perspective, I take the male. I suggest a one month limit to the writing of this beast, as this would give us room in our schedules for our own seperate writing and frivolous stuff like work and families.

What say you?

I'm posting and running... heading for bed. Got to start work in 4 hours.

I could have done this in PM but I'm in an assholic type of shit stirring mood tonight... can you tell? night sweety and thanks for the edit. Top work K.

I just knew you were gonna be trouble!

*thinking about it*

 

[wildsweetone]

Okay I can't settle to write anything else because I'm grinning so much.

You're on.












(I am so gonna get you back for this.)

 

[Alex De Kok]

You wanted suggestions

How about a good steamy 'bodice-ripper', but set it in the future?

Just my two penorth, but it might make a fair two-hander.

Alex

 

[gauchecritic]

suggestion

A twist on the eastern european tale of the poor farmer and his wife who have no money to buy each other presents.

The farmer sells his gold watch to buy a silver hairbrush and mirror for his wife. The wife sells her 3 foot long lustrous hair to buy her husband a fobchain for his watch.

Slight twist. A couple of sweethearts, both crossdressers, (boy and girl) tell each other of their secret yearnings for gay sex.

Separated for a year because of work but keeping in touch by mail and phone they're finally reunited and find that each has had a transexual transformation.

Gauche

 

[Singularity]

Make It Truly Interesting

None of the weird setups or jump-through-hoops.

But Kiwi writes for the female character and WSO writes the male character.

And another author gets to choose the Lit category they write for.


S.

 

[wildsweetone]

hmm Me writing the male character...


Is there allowed to be humour in this story Oh Great Kiwi One?

 

[damppanties]

hmm Me writing the male character...


Is there allowed to be humour in this story Oh Great Kiwi One?

Since you asked, NO! Hehehe.

 

[wildsweetone]

Oh come on! That's so unfair! How can I be expected to think like a male, pretend I am well endowed and not find anything funny????

 

[damppanties]

Males are well-endowed?? Now that's funny.

 

[wildsweetone]

Hey, I did say 'pretend'....


I'm really not sure about the cross-dressing idea... Does that mean I'd be a man inside a woman from a man's point of view?

Better still, doesn't that mean that Kiwi is gonna be a woman inside a man with a woman's point of view? Now that could get interesting...


edited cos i'm thinking like a woman still...

or, does that mean I'm actually a woman, but I'm thinking from a man's point of view whilst I'm dressing like a woman?

*whew* at least MG hasn't mentioned anything about sheep and garderobes, yet.

 

[damppanties]

A doubt

How do women cross dress? I mean they wear pants anyway. Does it have to do with underwear? Boxers and jockeys, etc.?


and sweetone,

You made my head swim with those questions of yours. I still didn't get what you meant by the edit add-on.

 

[kiwiwolf]

My brain hurts...


In the last two days Ive done 31 hrs work so I'll leave the deciding up to you folks. WSO... can you wake me before Christmas?

 

[wildsweetone]

Oh my poor dear, are you insane? 31 Hours!!!

I'm not sure you're capable of hearing how I awaken people before Christmas.

Watch out for those firecrackers tonight...


Hmm Bed early tonight perchance, dear?



DP, don't worry about the edit add on. Sounds like there's two Kiwis here who are exhausted.


I may have to do some research on cross dressing.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Can't sleep...

okay I love the idea of writing from the female perspective. What an awesome challenge. It's going to be an enormous test of what little writing ability I have.

Now I've just gotta find that latex pussy...

 

[gauchecritic]

Watch out for those firecrackers tonight...

Do you do bonfire night in NZ? Why?

How do women cross dress? In much the same way as men. They do the stubbly beard makeup, buttons on the wrong side, mens shoes, the whole thing. How did you think they did it?

Gauche

 

[wildsweetone]

Can't sleep...

okay I love the idea of writing from the female perspective. What an awesome challenge. It's going to be an enormous test of what little writing ability I have.

Now I've just gotta find that latex pussy...

Latex pussy?



LATEX PUSSY!!!!



Gauche dear, we do bonfire night because we happen to be antipodean colonialists. That and 'The Warehouse' has cottoned on to how much money they can make by tagging on to Bonfire Night and Halloween.

 

[Singularity]

The Humor Factor

As suggested earlier, and now agreed to, Kiwi shall write the female character, and WSO the male.

Whether their characters cross-dress is entirely up to them (the characters, that is).

With regards to humor, intentional, deliberate attempts at humor are strictly prohibited. Seriious smut, only, please.

We, the reviewers and chastizers, shall decide whether their literary offering is guilty of being unintentionally funny.

Should they transgress and deliver us something deserving of rolling on the floor clutching our bellies laughing (instead of feverishly gripping some other part of our anatomies while we roll on the floor; they shall be punished appropriately.


S.

 

[wildsweetone]

Okay, so we need a category... any suggestions?

 

[OldnotDead]

Okay, so we need a category... any suggestions?

I'm not too sure about the category, but since we have two Kiwi's on the 'write' (so to speak) has anyone suggested that in addition to humor, that sheep be prohibited as well?

My personal thought is that since this seems to be developing into a public writing exercise, the natural category is Exhibitionist and Voyeur, but what the heck do I know.