Hi Fiestyred

RomanHans · Mar 19, 2003

Bachlum Chaam said:
your sig at the bottom doesn,t it taste like chocolate?It does from a woman to me my lady
greetings Bachlum Chaam

COMPLETELY unverifiable story, but still pretty funny...from a guy interviewed on the Don and Mike Show (a drive-time raunchy radio show carried by Infinity Broadcasting):

This guy is a black postal carrier...he claims that one evening, after work, he's making out with his gf (who is white), and she goes down on him...she starts humming and moaning, telling him that his cock tastes like chocolate! The guy figures that she's making fun of the fact that he's black, but she insists that it's true...

Later, he realizes what might have happened...being a mail carrier, he doesn't always have the luxury of finding a restroom when he's out on his route and has to pee...so on this particular day, he had bought a bottle of chocolate milk to drink with lunch...after he had drained the bottle, later in the day, he used it as his 'receptacle' while on his route...and apparently some of the chocolate residue in the bottle had splashed back onto his penis, giving it the chocolate flavor that his lady referred to!

Is anyone out there grossed out yet?

Roman

starkpic · Mar 19, 2003

The FierySteed and BethAnnie; a dangerous thread indeedie! :rose:

Not for the faint-hearted!

starkpic · Mar 19, 2003

Ha, hahahaha! Another good story! Roman, thank you.

Feistyred16 · Mar 19, 2003

starkpic said:
The FierySteed and BethAnnie; a dangerous thread indeedie! Not for the faint-hearted!

???? isn't a steed a horse..and a male one at that???

starkpic · Mar 19, 2003

Feistyred16 said:
???? isn't a steed a horse..and a male one at that???

Hope mi'lady that's a stud; like me. :rose:

A steed is a mustang, whipped into shape and trained for speed; I've just confirmed that in my hand-written dictionary. :rose:

Bachlum Chaam · Mar 19, 2003

starkpic said:
Hope mi'lady that's a stud; like me.

A steed is a mustang, whipped into shape and trained for speed; I've just confirmed that in my hand-written dictionary.

Ha good save Sir Stark
greetz Bachlum Chaam

RomanHans · Mar 19, 2003

starkpic said:
Hope mi'lady that's a stud; like me.

A steed is a mustang, whipped into shape and trained for speed; I've just confirmed that in my hand-written dictionary.

Hmmm, Feisty, the idea of BethAnne riding YOU...now that's an interesting mental image!

Roman

Feistyred16 · Mar 19, 2003

RomanHans said:
Hmmm, Feisty, the idea of BethAnne riding YOU...now that's an interesting mental image!

Roman

But not a far fetched one darlin...you know

although, who rides who will be a secret!

Feistyred16 · Mar 19, 2003

Bachlum Chaam said:
your sig at the bottom doesn,t it taste like chocolate?It does from a woman to me my lady
greetings Bachlum Chaam

Mmm this isn't a black or white thing guys...it has to do with the love I have of 2 very different things....

Cum & Chocolate....

Feistyred16 · Mar 19, 2003

starkpic said:
Hope mi'lady that's a stud; like me.

A steed is a mustang, whipped into shape and trained for speed; I've just confirmed that in my hand-written dictionary.

Mmmm whipping you say??? Make sure you grab my mane and give it a few good yanks while you are back there darlin :heart:

Feistyred16 · Mar 19, 2003

Bachlum Chaam said:
Ha good save Sir Stark
greetz Bachlum Chaam

It was a good save wasn't it????

Hand written indeed!

starkpic · Mar 19, 2003

Feistyred16 said:
Mmmm whipping you say??? Make sure you grab my mane and give it a few good yanks while you are back there darlin

I am quite a humane man really Fiery, gentle in many ways. Perhaps, just for the sake of discipline, a solid spanking may begin to put you on the straight and narrow. No....I retract that last phrase....it could be misinterpretated. Let us say....it would put you on ......never mind....you need discipline! :rose:

Feistyred16 · Mar 19, 2003

starkpic said:
I am quite a humane man really Fiery, gentle in many ways. Perhaps, just for the sake of discipline, a solid spanking may begin to put you on the straight and narrow. No....I retract that last phrase....it could be misinterpretated. Let us say....it would put you on ......never mind....you need discipline!

Nah darlin....nothing misinterpreted here..I understand perfectly what you are trying to say...now are you gonna pull my mane or what???

Feistyred16 · Mar 19, 2003

Feistyred16 said:
Mmmm whipping you say??? Make sure you grab my mane and give it a few good yanks while you are back there darlin

I was but telling you the truth Starkie! :heart:

starkpic · Mar 19, 2003

Feistyred16 said:
I was but telling you the truth Starkie!

That Mi'lady, Feastie, never was in doubt! :rose:

I was merely concerned that you might, inadvertently, mistake my meaning of straight and narrow. (Straight?....almost; narrow.....never!)
UUUUmmmmmm ...you have a good mane my young fillie...... :rose:

Feistyred16 · Mar 19, 2003

starkpic said:
That Mi'lady, Feastie, never was in doubt! I was merely concerned that you might, inadvertently, mistake my meaning of straight and narrow. (Straight?....almost; narrow.....never!)
UUUUmmmmmm ...you have a good mane my young fillie......

Mmmm Almost straight is good...better then narrow is wonderful!...and I was only giving you a hard time darlin..I have always known just what you meant

starkpic · Mar 19, 2003

Feistyred16 said:
Mmmm Almost straight is good...better then narrow is wonderful!...and I was only giving you a hard time darlin..I have always known just what you meant

Then 'twil only be just for me to return similar 'hard' time, Mi'lady of the reddened mane and possibly reddened...... :rose:

Catch you tomorrow! :rose:

Feistyred16 · Mar 19, 2003

starkpic said:
That Mi'lady, Feastie, never was in doubt! I was merely concerned that you might, inadvertently, mistake my meaning of straight and narrow. (Straight?....almost; narrow.....never!)
UUUUmmmmmm ...you have a good mane my young fillie......

Um darlin..one favor though...its Feisty....but just call me Red, its easier

BethAnne · Mar 19, 2003

starkpic said:
The FierySteed and BethAnnie; a dangerous thread indeedie! Not for the faint-hearted!

well you are not at all faint-hearted...so jump on in love!

BethAnne · Mar 19, 2003

RomanHans said:
Hmmm, Feisty, the idea of BethAnne riding YOU...now that's an interesting mental image!

Roman

care to join us?

BethAnne · Mar 19, 2003

Feistyred16 said:
Um darlin..one favor though...its Feisty....but just call me Red, its easier

Deb...don't mind Starkie, he's called me so many different variations that I can't keep up...he's just creative that way...(English you know!)

RomanHans · Mar 20, 2003

BethAnne said:
care to join us?

Sure...what position would you need me to play?

Roman

Otter · Mar 20, 2003

BethAnne said:
care to join us?

What position ?

Hi there Red,

How have you been there sweetie ?

:kiss:

starkpic · Mar 20, 2003

Otter said:
What position ?

Hi there Red,

How have you been there sweetie ?

Hey there! Otter and Romano, hope you are well!

Aye aye, Ms Betsy's pulled alongside in her old tub :rose:

While Ms.RedButtocks complains again :rose:

about the kind attention she receives. You just can't please some people :rose:

Big hugs for MsBetsy and Fierybed :rose:

Feistyred16 · Mar 20, 2003

starkpic said:
Hey there! Otter and Romano, hope you are well!

Aye aye, Ms Betsy's pulled alongside in her old tub

While Ms.RedButtocks complains again about the kind attention she receives. You just can't please some people

Big hugs for MsBetsy and Fierybed

Ahhhh Starkie..I'm not complaining darlin...C'mere We can have lots of fun today...I'm well rested and wide awake...Where's your partner in crime?

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