Holy Crap!

[availableslave2u]

Ok wait....if there's a moose whistle thingie sex toy I might want one after all. If the moose are in the middle of the road you're generally pretty lucky. Ours like to wait until I'm already running late for work and then plant their big fat moose butts right between my front door and my car.



Thank you, just watch where you're aiming that shirt cannon thing. I'm not swooning quite enough to be willing to lose an eye for him yet.

And it's very nice to meet you too.

i can't imagine having a moose that close.
no worries, kel is the one who shoots them out of a cannon. i hand them out nicely.

 

[Nightbird]

Someone used to call me Nightlite

Ok, you got me on that one. I can't tell if you messed it up on purpose that time or not. You be careful, I can come up with some pretty interesting variations on your name too my dear.

 

[isseii]

i can't imagine having a moose that close.
no worries, kel is the one who shoots them out of a cannon. i hand them out nicely.

Yay, especially since I seem to have missed out on the goggles too. I was starting to worry about going completely blind.

They're HUGE and normally fairly harmless as long as they don't have any babies nearby. However, we have had a few people trampled to death over the last few years so if he really wants to stand between me and the car I'll just wait for him to move along.

Random moose story: I was home sick from school one day so my best friend had to walk to school alone. She was reading one of her textbooks while she was walking and not paying attention to where she was going and ran right into the side of a moose. I think she had to go home and change her panties after that....but how in the hell do you accidentally walk into a moose??!

 

[isseii]

Someone used to call me Nightlite

Oh no you would like that far too much. You never specified the type of bird...up here we like to call seagulls dumpster ducks.... Don't tempt me.

 

[Nightbird]

We call them shit hawks down here...

Oh no you would like that far too much. You never specified the type of bird...up here we like to call seagulls dumpster ducks.... Don't tempt me.

 

[isseii]

We call them shit hawks down here...

Hmmmm, I'm going to have to give this one some thought. Nightbirdshit just seems to be lacking a little something.

 

[Nightbird]

Such a potty mouth..

Hey Slave where are you?

 

[isseii]

You started it! Although I know have a mental picture of you bowing down and being knighted. I now dub thee Knight Shitbird!

 

[Nightbird]

isseii dont call me that..

 

[isseii]

I'll behave, but only because you got it right that time.

 

[Morrigu]

Hope you have a fab day NB

 

[availableslave2u]

*fans myself* there's some heat in this thread

 

[isseii]

That's just the moose, they get a little carried away sometimes.

Have a happy Tuesday!

 

[Nightbird]

For all you ladies out there:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTC4qkb8Ppk

 

[Nightbird]

Sometimes we forget their human too and the fame over shadows it.

Today, an 11 year old girl reminded us of something different:

http://www.cbc.ca/arts/music/story/2009/07/07/jackson-memorial-staples.html

 

[availableslave2u]

hello nightbird thanks for the reality check.

hello isseii and fellow nightbird fans

 

[isseii]

Hi all!

It's always important to remember that there are real human beings and feelings behind the public faces, internet names, and such. It's really disappointing how desensitized everyone has become to true human emotion anymore. Thanks for the reminders.

 

[CelticFlame]

Goodnight Kel

Good Evening NB *huggles*

 

[CelticFlame]

Hi all!

It's always important to remember that there are real human beings and feelings behind the public faces, internet names, and such. It's really disappointing how desensitized everyone has become to true human emotion anymore. Thanks for the reminders.

What's up Isseii? Someone bothering you?

 

[availableslave2u]

What's up Isseii? Someone bothering you?

it's me

 

[CelticFlame]

it's me

YOU I refuse to believe that.

 

[isseii]

What's up Isseii? Someone bothering you?

Oh no, not at all. I was just rambling (I do that a lot) in reference to NB's link above about Michael Jackson's children. Thank you for asking though.

it's me

Never! If anything you and your signature help remind us all of that very fact every day.

 

[Nightbird]

Hello everybody..

Anyone still awake?

 

[isseii]

Hello everybody..

Anyone still awake?

Technically yes...mentally, maybe not so much.

 

[Nightbird]

Well then your just fine Isseii