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you look rather sexy in that tight t-shirt. oops, sorry, didn't mean to get you all wet with this hose :D
put the binoculars down, come watch the nightbird cam with me

*looks down at wet boobs*

it is a bit chilly in here I think... :D

Ohhhh!!! we have a NB cam? Push over, let me see!
 
*looks down at wet boobs*

it is a bit chilly in here I think... :D

Ohhhh!!! we have a NB cam? Push over, let me see!

your headlights are on high beam baby :devil:
come sit on my lap and we'll watch for the bird
i climbed into the nightbird nest earlier....he threw me out.
i don't give up easily :D
 
your headlights are on high beam baby :devil:
come sit on my lap and we'll watch for the bird
i climbed into the nightbird nest earlier....he threw me out.
i don't give up easily :D

remember in high school if your nips were standing

out, the boys would say that? lol

Oh, you are very daring to try to climb into

the NB nest...

He threw you out :eek: WTF was he thinking.

He must be ailing then...

We need to keep a vigil then.
 
remember in high school if your nips were standing

out, the boys would say that? lol

Oh, you are very daring to try to climb into

the NB nest...

He threw you out :eek: WTF was he thinking.

He must be ailing then...

We need to keep a vigil then.

yes i do remember when they said that. i also remember when they asked "are you a turtle" and you'd say no and they'd pull your bra in the back and let it snap back and say "then why do you snap?" *snort*

i used my climbing gear to get in the nest. i dressed all in black and snucked in....got naked and slid into bed with him. the next thing i knew, i was out on my arse. he's a crafty little bird.

we shall keep a vigil. i won't have sex until he's found again.
 
yes i do remember when they said that. i also remember when they asked "are you a turtle" and you'd say no and they'd pull your bra in the back and let it snap back and say "then why do you snap?" *snort*

i used my climbing gear to get in the nest. i dressed all in black and snucked in....got naked and slid into bed with him. the next thing i knew, i was out on my arse. he's a crafty little bird.

we shall keep a vigil. i won't have sex until he's found again.

You have 42,000 posts :eek: I bow before you oh great post whore :kiss:

he is a crafty little bird. that is why it is so rare to have a sighting.

i will TRY not to have sex until he is found again.
 
You have 42,000 posts :eek: I bow before you oh great post whore :kiss:

he is a crafty little bird. that is why it is so rare to have a sighting.

i will TRY not to have sex until he is found again.

*presents my post whore ring for you to kiss*
i didn't realize what a posting slut i was until you pointed that out
maybe i should quit posting?
crafty birds are best barbecued
you try, i won't. i'm pretty good at the vigil thing.
 
OMG and I have so few posts in my old age.

Oh well Owls are that way.

I can never think what to speak.

Well less it is Rum night.

And do I have to kiss a ring?
 
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*presents my post whore ring for you to kiss*
i didn't realize what a posting slut i was until you pointed that out
maybe i should quit posting?
crafty birds are best barbecued
you try, i won't. i'm pretty good at the vigil thing.

I can think of a few things other than your ring to kiss :rolleyes::kiss:

Quit posting? wtf, that would be crazy, you are well on your way to being the Post Whoring Queen, why stop now???? whore on my child, whore on.

vigil... erm, well I don't have much self control but I will try :D:eek:
 
OMG and I have so few posts in my old age.

Oh well Owls are that way.

I can never think what to speak.

Well less it is Rum night.

And do I have to kiss a ring?

you are a wise owl
i am a talkative woman
big difference
i love rum night
you may kiss whatever you'd like :kiss:
 
I can think of a few things other than your ring to kiss :rolleyes::kiss:

Quit posting? wtf, that would be crazy, you are well on your way to being the Post Whoring Queen, why stop now???? whore on my child, whore on.

vigil... erm, well I don't have much self control but I will try :D:eek:

i can think of a few things i'd like you to kiss :kiss:

i think i like the title post whoring queen, although we might find something better, one never knows. in the meantime i shall whore on. although i never post anything naughty, so it shouldn't be considered whoring. *adjusts halo*

i will keep vigil until i see virgil....then all bets are off. that's how i roll.
 
i can think of a few things i'd like you to kiss :kiss:

i think i like the title post whoring queen, although we might find something better, one never knows. in the meantime i shall whore on. although i never post anything naughty, so it shouldn't be considered whoring. *adjusts halo*

i will keep vigil until i see virgil....then all bets are off. that's how i roll.

If Druid starts kissing, then I don't think I can keep vigil :eek::D

How come your halo is not tarnished & dented like mine?
 
*sigh* can i watch

cause you are a naughty naughty kel and i am a pure, quiet, shy, innocent, bible cover knitting slave ;)

*snort* I will not dispute the naughty kel charge, however, you pure, quiet, shy & innocent? Well that is just poppy cock.

*whispers* Psst! and I know you have those bible covers mass produced in china too :D
 
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