Holy Crap!

[Nightbird]

Hi Morri

 

[Morrigu]

Hi Morri

Hoping you're having a triffic Tuesday

 

[Nightbird]

Its better than MOnday

 

[Morrigu]

Its better than MOnday

*climbs into your lap so you'll still be here when Slavey arrives* I'm glad about that sweetie

 

[Nightbird]

Umm, please get off me.

 

[Morrigu]

Umm, please get off me.

No need to tip me on the floor, even if I do have a butt-bumper

 

[Nightbird]

You know there are plenty of other chairs here..

 

[Roxanne_Smith69]

Hi NB -- like the new AV.

Rox

 

[Nightbird]

FOR THE LOVE OF...

It's not a MOOSE WHISTLE... IT"S A MOOSE CALL!!

Hi Isseii

ROFL!! I do hope you weren't blowing the moose whistle at the same time. That could really get you in trouble!

 

[isseii]

FOR THE LOVE OF...

It's not a MOOSE WHISTLE... IT"S A MOOSE CALL!!

Hi Isseii

It's been updated, the latest version is called the moose whistle thingie and it's all the rage this year. Everyone is just going to laugh at you if you try to go hunting with your old moose call. *sigh* Must I explain everything to you?

Now hold still while we measure you for your knit speedo.

 

[Nightbird]

*squirms*

Its a Moose call and you use it just like in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMrKZBZUQI0

 

[isseii]

*squirms*

Its a Moose call and you use it just like in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMrKZBZUQI0

*watches you squirm*

That moose call is sooooo last year!!

 

[availableslave2u]

well, that video sure clears it up.
"c'mere moosie moosie"

 

[Nightbird]

And just because it's funnier than hell I offer this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wskT6YfVB6E&feature=related

 

[Nightbird]

Crazy Bitch
By Buck Cherry


All right!

Break me down, you got a lovely face
We're going to your place
And now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud, getting fuckin' laid
You want me to stay, but I got to make my way

Hey
You're crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Take it off, the paper is your game
You jump in bed with fame
Another one night paid in full, uh
You're so fine, it won't be a loss
Cashing in the rocks, just to get you face to face

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Get the video
fuck you so good
Get the video
fuck you so good

Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch
Crazy...bitch

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back, come on

Baby girl
You want it all
To be a star
You'll have to go down
Take it off
No need to talk
You're crazy
But I like the way you fuck me

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
You keep me right on

You're crazy
But I like the way you fuck me

 

[DDgirl]

Good evening everyone

 

[Nightbird]

Bonjour Double D

 

[DDgirl]

Bonjour Double D

Bonjour NB, how are you?

 

[Nightbird]

Hello everybody... Or has Mrs. Doubtfire says HEEELLLLOOOOOO!

 

[isseii]

Good evening NB, you're looking particularly sexy tonight. I'm sure the rest of the bird watchers will be along to drool shortly, you better start setting up the drinks. I'll keep working on the measurements.

 

[DDgirl]

Good evening NB and fellow bird watchers

Love the new av NB.

 

[Nightbird]

Thank you Double D.. It was for naked nipple Friday..

 

[Nightbird]

Desiderata


Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant, they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit.


If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.


Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let not this blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the grass. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.


Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.


Therefore, be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be. And whatever your labors and aspirations in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams; it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful.


Strive to be happy.


--- Max Ehrmann, 1927

 

[msmaggie]

Hello everybody... Or has Mrs. Doubtfire says HEEELLLLOOOOOO!

I didn't know you could hit that note...

Hi NB...happy Saturday!

 

[DDgirl]

Thank you Double D.. It was for naked nipple Friday..

I didn't know yesterday was naked nipple Friday.

Hope everyone has a terrific Saturday.