Holy Crap!

[Nightbird]

My Cock is NOT old!!

 

[Nightbird]

*Climbs up on the Cofee Table Clears his throat*

(ahem) Ladies, Gentlemen, Boys, Girls, Transgendered and Slightly Confused Persons, Fellow Litizens... May I have your attention please?

I have some requests and comments to make.

First at this time of year I would like you one and all to take a moment and send a Postcard with a small message to our Troops at war. If you need assitance with this please see my Signature Line or Contact Starry if you'd prefer to send something to a U.S. Troop.
Word from home this time of year can mean alot. And even if you don't support the war SUPPORT THE TROOPS.

Secondly, get creative find someway to be charitable within your community. No I don't mean give to the United Way I mean give to something special in your community. You know, maybe leave a box of food annon. for that person in your Apartment building who could really use some help. Volunteer at a Local soup kitchen.. Whatever you do be sure to tell us about it here. Get creative and make a difference.

Lastly, I would like you one and all to form a line, climb on top of Santa Nightbirds lap one at a time and share your favourite Christmas Song / Carol with us please. Even sing a few lines..

Thank you.

 

[DDgirl]

Happy Friday NB

 

[availableslave2u]

My Cock is NOT old!!

you should have focused on the word big dear

 

[Nightbird]

HAPPY TWO WEEKS OFF ON VACATION FRIDAY DD!!!

Happy Friday NB

 

[Nightbird]

No it's about average size.. Perfect to fit in the oven to roast for dinner.

you should have focused on the word big dear

 

[DDgirl]

HAPPY TWO WEEKS OFF ON VACATION FRIDAY DD!!!

Yay for vacation and no alarm clocks

 

[Nightbird]

Yes Alarm Clocks are the Dabil!!

 

[DDgirl]

Yes Alarm Clocks are the Dabil!!

I already turned mine off.

How are you tonight?

 

[Nightbird]

A little tired double D.. Feeling bittersweet..

 

[DDgirl]

Sorry to hear that {{{NB}}}

 

[Nightbird]

Its ok DD I just need some sleep..

 

[Nightbird]

See, my cock is not old!

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh279/Bradman24/RoosterNHRedOnSnowDSCF1642-714219.jpg

 

[PublicAffection]

When birds stand on one leg... it creeps me out.

Other than that, your cock is lovely.

 

[availableslave2u]

hey nightbird. nice cock can i play with it?

 

[MsTexas]

Granted I don't make it on Lit very often early in the morning on a Saturday but I find myself feeling inadequite today.

Everywhere I look this morning there are posts just bursting over with intelligence..

Even on the General Board!

Is this the start of a trend? Highly intelligent friendly conversation on Lit?

Or is it just because the only people actually on Lit this time of day are the Adults and all the underage immature kids who lie about their age are off eating their corn pops and watching Power Puff Girls?

Remember the beginning ...

 

[Nightbird]

Ah yes our little baby has grown so...

Remember the beginning ...

 

[starrynightin64]

My Cock is NOT old!!

 

[MsTexas]

Ah yes our little baby has grown so...

YOUR baby ...

I hope you have a wonderful Christmas darlin ...

~hugs~

 

[Nightbird]

Hi Starry

 

[Nightbird]

OUR Baby my darling Bride..

YOUR baby ...

I hope you have a wonderful Christmas darlin ...

~hugs~

 

[starrynightin64]

Hi Starry

hey you....
so now you have a baby and an old cock
what else did I miss?

 

[MsTexas]

OUR Baby my darling Bride..

Well it kinda lost something along the way ...

~thinks back to the fucking and the corn pops~

 

[Nightbird]

It was the fucking that got us the baby remember?

 

[MsTexas]

It was the fucking that got us the baby remember?

LOL ...

I remember much more than just fucking