Holy hole in the plot batman!

[hybirdx]

Oddler flinched as the girl he was holding fell right back into her slumber. "Something tells me she is going to be the death of me..." He muttered to himself. All of an sudden, the Rubber Robbos once agains passed Oddler screaming for their lives, although nobody was chasing them "On the other hand..."

Oddler slowly picked the girl up again, and carried both ladies to the nearest hotel. he suddenly stopped as he noticed that the hotel was one of those, sleezy "One night Stands"

"No way I'm going to let them sleep here! No telling what would happen!" He said blushing. He looked a few streets down and saw another hotel, much better looking. "Hopefully that one will be better!"

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

The Dark Magician Girl opened her eyes, her expression woozy. She slowly rose to a sitting position, and realized she was on a large bed, and the Harlequin Hussy was snoozing at her side. Yawning, she turned and glanced at the digital clock next to the bed.

"Four in the morning?" she muttered. "I've been asleep for a while... where am I?"

She glanced down, and noted the disheveled position of her small bikini. Blushing, she glanced over, and saw the purple-haired demon warrior sleeping quietly in a chair, his eyes closed.

She glanced down at herself, and then at the demon boy, and then at herself again.

She leapt over, jumped in Oddler's lap, and proceeded to slap him silly.

He awoke with a start to stinging blows on his face and the blonde, busty sorceress screaming "GIVE IT BACK GIVE IT BACK!"

"Give what back?" he managed, completely surprised.

"MY INNOCENCE!" she shrieked. "How dare you take me to this place while I've defenseless!" She continued to slap him, furious, while the Harlequin Hussy slept on...

 

[hybirdx]

"SAY WHAT!?!* Oddler quickly teleported out of the string of fire and back into the wall "I didn't any bodys innocence! I taken you here because if I left you in that bar you sure as hell WOULD have lost your innocence to one of those pervs!" He said franticly as he tried to recover from the horrible series of blows.

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

The Dark Magician Girl narrowed her eyes and bounded over to the bed, wrapping her arms around her very, very small costume and pulling the covers over her and the still-sleeping Harlequin Hussy. Absent-mindedly, the sorceress hoped her friend would wake up soon... but then remembered that the demon boy was still in the room.

"Well, then, you just... just don't get too close, you hear!? I don't trust you quite yet!"

Muttering to herself about boys and their lies, she snuggled up against the pillows, closing her eyes and hugging the Harlequin tightly against her.

Meanwhile, a chunk of metal landed on Monster Island, really pissing off Godzilla. Unfortunately, Godzilla couldn't find Tokyo. So, Godzilla went to Gotham instead, and started to stomp around.

As usual, nobody in the bar cared.

 

[hybirdx]

Oddler grumbled under his breath as he slowly walked torwards the door "Yeah, yeah..." He muttered just befopre he grabed the door nob. "If you need me, I'll be next door, trying to sleep." After that, he muttered something under hs breath so neither of the girls could hear "Night, Ladies of sheer beauty..."

With that Oddler left for his room, shuting and locking the door behind him.

***

Bleu looked around confused, and quite frankly, agrivated. "Where did that dumb phoenix go!? One moment we're looking for Oddler, and then another moment he's gone!"

Bleu was so angry, he shot and electric blast at the bar, of course, nobody noticed, all it did was blast thje bartender. Ken noticed and yelled "FREE BOOZE FOR ALL!!!" There was an great cheer in the bar as the booze was now completely free.

***

Oddler sighed and taken off his chest armor. he looked at his scar that he recived in battle. "All in the past now..."

"Is it?"

Oddler shot around and saw an flamming bird. "Peter... Here to kill me again?"

"Some thing like that..."

"Well forget it! I'm not going back, I' starting to feel like an regular human!"

"But you're not..."

"I know that Bird brain!"

"Don't call me a bird brain!"

"Then stop bothering me, geez, for an cousin of Big bird, you're quite dumb!"

"Hey!"

 

[little_golden]

HH Awakes

The Harlequin Hussy was oblivious to the events around. As she had finished the last drink, she started to question the wisdom of her eractic drinking. It was a bad idea.....

The Harlequin Hussy awoke with a gentle yawn as it neared 5:00 a.m. on the flashing alarm clock.

"What the hell" she mumbled as she felt a pair of hands wrapped around her.

Oh no, what lucky bastard did I fuck last night after getting drunk again she mentally cursed.....

Slowly she rolled over and was both stunned yet delighted it was the beautiful Dark Magician Girl....

"Hi sugar" she teased hoping the other woman was awake.

 

[hybirdx]

"Come on Odd-eye, you know you don't belong here. Lets go back to Gransle."

"Forget it ya over grow Tucan! Make like an Bee and BUZZ OFF!!!"

Peter grumbled, "You and what army is going to kick me out?"

Oddler growled and walked over to Peter, "Listen, I only slept for five minutes, I'm exhausted, and an cute girl just bitch slapped me to high hell because she thought I taken her innocence! Now, if you don't want to be an member of the Kentucky Fried Chicken club, I sudgest you LEAVE!!!"

Peter sqauked at the warning "You wouldn't dare..."

Oddler opened his eyes, showing the crimson glow "Oh wouldn't I?"

"Okay, okay! I'll leave, just don't fry me!" With that, Peter Flew out the window.

"I hate birds..."

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Mario stopped on yet another Kung-Fu Ninja, while SD Jack Slater pulled out an SD pistol and peppered several of his foes with mostly ineffectual SD bullets. However, various dimensional portals kept opening, and foot soldiers from various eras and galaxies continued to spill out. In fact, actual Foot Soldiers, the purple-wearing baddies from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, had begun to arrive in droves, and things were looking bad. Mario knew he had to rest at some point...

When out from the sewer came four figures.

"COWABUNGA!"

"It's-a the Teenage-a Mutant Ninja Turtles-a!" exclaimed Mario.

"Yo, dudes!" exclaimed Michaelangelo. "You're Italian, right? Go bake us some pizzas and we'll kick all these guys' butts!"

The assumption that because Mario was Italian he could bake pizzas was at best an unfair one, but Mario, in fact, knew how to bake pizzas quite well, and it so happened that nearby, a pizzeria had been abandoned only hours before.

Jumping over with loud boings, Mario began to cook pizzas rapidly, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles began to clean up the town.

<<--->>

"And now for something completely different."

<<--->>

"Lemon curry?" asked the Dark Magician Girl, bewildered.

<<--->>

"And now, back to our story."

<<--->>

"What?" asked the Harlequin Hussy, blinking.

"Sorry," apologized the Dark Magician Girl, "odd dream." She blinked a few times, and then realized it was the Harlequin Hussy who remained in her arms, and the night was still dark, though morning was approaching. Smiling, the pretty sorceress hugged her friend tightly, their small bikinis and not-so-small bosoms pressing together in a severe-nosebleed-inducing manner. The Dark Magician Girl then proceeded to kiss the Harlequin on the lips, an image that even Playboy wouldn't use due to the huge chance of spontaneous heart attacks possible when viewed.

"I hope we're becoming good friends," the Dark Magician Girl said softly. "But I still owe you for that yacht... is there anything I can give you in return?"

Quite suddenly, the street busted through the window, causing both ladies to scream loudly and hug each other tightly.

"That's more than enough!" screamed the street. "This is beyond silly, my ladies -- this is positively raunchy!" The street pulled out a camcorder. "Carry on!"

The Dark Magician Girl blinked and shrugged. "Well, anyway..." She turned to the Harlequin with a soft smile, and twining her legs around the redhead's waist, leaned in for another kiss.

<<--->>

"Look, I just lectured you for half an hour, but I don't think any of you were paying attention," finished Red XIII with a sigh, "but to conclude, I'M NOT A DOG. I'M A LION."

The talking dog growled, and then growled again at the narrator. "Look, I told you!" screamed the talking dog. "I'm a -- look, you did it again! You just called me a dog again! Did you see that?" He turned around wildly, looking at everyone. "Did you just see that? The damn narrator did it again!"

Cloud blinked and shrugged, pausing in the act of polishing his sword. "What's that, Red XIII?" he asked, blinking. "Are you trying to tell us something?"

"DAMN YOU!" screamed Red XIII. "I KNOW YOU CAN UNDERSTAND ME, AND I'M A GOD DAMN LION! NOT A DOG!"

"I think he wants us to follow him!" gasped Tifa.

"AAAAAAARGH!"

 

[Emotionless]

About this time in the city of Gotham, the press were arriving in droves. One such reporter, looking for the story asked a passer-by. "Whats gone on here?" This would have normally been answered enthusiasticly and forthright. However, the man he asked happened to be a WW2 RAF piolet, and so spoke in radio banter, which made the whole process bewildering.

"Bit of a corker, guv." he began. "At the whistle a bat and bird took a hit right in the how's-your-father and took a snog in the big blue. Then the mustache brigade droped in from the ceiling and gave the shoes to the boy bands. Tin plates and gold sharks had a bbq right above the pen factory....."

The reporte's head fell of at this point and rolled off towards the bay.

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Sora watched the head roll by.

"I'm beginning to wonder," he said softly, "whether any of this is real... or not..."

"Of course it's not real!" squawked Donald Duck. "In fact, our actual game isn't real! I'd never be able to beat up Cloud Strife in actuality! And this... this is just crap!"

"Gowrsh, Donald," said Goofy, abashed, "you shouldn't say words like that..."

"I say what I want, bitch!"

Sora shrugged and walked away. "Well, whatever, guys. I'm off to the gummy ship to go kill Sephiroth."

Donald Duck facepalmed. "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"

"Nothing's impossible with the power of the light inside... and its manefestation, the Keyblade!" cried Sora cheerfully.

Then a building landed on all three of them.

"Roight," it said, "too silly, I say."

 

[hybirdx]

Oddler grumbled as he heard an rumble in the streets, as he got up to see what it was, he found out that the person who was disturbing the street, was actualy the street was peeking through an window, but what really flared the purple haired warrior of darkness was that the street was peeking through the same window the women were, and he was holding an camcorder!

"I'm sick of this damn street!" Oddler opened his eyes and let an huge beam of horrific crimson light hit the street. "Get down Block Head!" The street only whimpered and fell back into its original position.

Oddler muttered as he trudged back into his bed "Damn street, ruining my sleep, if anybody else wakes me up, I'll rip them apart!"

 

[Lovelynice]

At that very moment, a cow fell through the roof and landed on Oddler's bed with a loud crunch!

Of course, the extra weight was too much, so the floor collapsed as well, sending both Odder, the bed, and the cow, through floor after collapsing floor until they arrived in the basement in a pile of broken timbers, concrete chunks, sparking wiring, and a multitude of beds.

Outside on the pavement, a man from the Fortean Times was keeping a count of the number of cows falling from the sky in what would later become known among Forteana types as "The Great Cow-Fall of Gotham".

A dozen other vampire-cows also flew by, led by a little vampire kid, and the mess that they left behind was almost as bad as what the falling cows were doing.

 

[hybirdx]

Oddler was extreamly pissed off, as he stood up, he cursed insanely as he trotted back upstairs. As laid down by the door that used to be his room he muttered under his breath "I hate my life..." He raised his head and looked at the door the two ladies were. "At least you two are getting some rest..."

 

[cats]

OOC:

I started to read all this and then relised how lazzy I am. To be short I have to things I'd like to say.

Can some one tell me where batman is? And lastly Hell yea I love godzilla!!! You rock gaint lizard!

 

[Emotionless]

ooc: Batman is still in the pub, being exceptionally drunk and trying to get on Catwoman. My kind of chap!

 

[cats]

Robin

OOC: Thank you and did any one get my towel refrence. Hitchhikers guide to the universe is the one book I'm tempted to read for now.

IC: Batgirl looked at robin in the batman suite. "Um Dick," she took a long look at her outfit. "This is a bikni and a batgirl mask. I'm pretty sure this isn't the sort of thing she wears."

"How would you know? You've never seen here right?" Batigrl look at her trieing to think of a rebutle.

 

[Lovelynice]

OOC; Um....Wasn't Robin (Dick) grabbed by a Martian flying-saucer a while back?

 

[ImpWizard]

OOC; Oh my God! The fabric of reality just fell apart! The horror of Ming the Merciless's hyperbolic-whatever-it-was machine has tipped the COSMIC BALANCE----THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH!!!!

Stay tuned for our next exciting episode.

Same Bat-Time, Same Bat-Channel.

 

[cats]

Mang the Merciful

OOC Crap should of asked about robin aswell.

IC: "Ha my robin clone has bat girl fooled!" Mang the merciful was Ming long time hidden rival. A complete wackjob even the place with padded walls couldn't handle. He was beyond nuts and even evil geniuesses considered him both brillient and insane.

Still that was all in Evil overlord school. When he graduated he was going to choose to be ming the merciless but the name was already taken. Now he hate ming with a passion and has hidden himself prepareing to overthow his oponet.

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

"The sky... it's full of stars."

"That's cuz there's a hole in the roof, idiot," wheezed Kim Kap Hwan.

"Dude," replied Ken, "way to ruin it for me, man."

<<--->>

Meanwhile, not so far away, the Dark Magician Girl was getting some action.

And Oddler was so totally missing out.

<<--->>

Meteor finally disappeared in a cloud of space dust. The world had been changed forever -- Ming's and the Martian's fleets had been completely destroyed -- and no one would ever know what caused it, save for perhaps the warp in the space-time continuum that was occuring in Gotham.

And, in the bar, nobody cared.

<<--->>

"So, now what do we do?" asked Cloud, picking his nose with the Ultima Weapon.

"Let's go shopping!" squealed Tifa.

"No, no," murmured Vincent, "that would be Rinoa's personality, not Tifa's."

"I would so totally not say that," growled Rinoa. "MEANIE!"

"...whatever," said Cloud and Squall simultaneously. Then they high-fived.

"Yo," said Sephiroth.

"Yo," said Cloud. "You not trying to blow up the world anymore?"

"Naw," said Sephiroth. "Meteor's gone. And some kid named Sora beat me up with a giant key."

"Dude," said Cloud, "you suck."

"Says the guy who got beat up by a trash-talking duck," pointed out Yuffie.

"Look, he got lucky," said Cloud. "And he beat you up too."

Then a building landed on all of them.

"Roight!" it said. "I killed that Sora! And I killed all of you! So there!"

Then a building landed on that building, too.

"Roight," it said. "Too silly."