Holy hole in the plot batman!

[little_golden]

At The Bar

The Harlequin Hussy felt a little out of her league .....


With half dressed bimbos everywhere and now even the lady-like Wonder Woman dancing around a pole and stripping like some cheap $5 a dance slut. But it sure did look like fun judging from th chants of the men watching (and some of the women too). It was strange that some of the men kept handing Wonder Wonder various bills of money which they rolled up and stuck in her garter or made her squirm across the dance floor "to take it" in her mouth.

Tired from the streneous dancing with the Dark Magician Girl she was relieved to be pulled towards the bar.

"At least there be some munchies" the Harlequin Hussy blurted out.

To her shock and surprise a little grease ball named "the Fonz" decided to wrap his hands across her sweet ass and tried to tempt her in to a slow dance. All it took was a quick head butt and that little grease ball lay unconscious on the dance floor.....

At least she was pleased when she heard her new friend blurt out:

"Two beers!"

Better still she now sat on the lap of the Dark Magician Girl, and her soft bouncy breasts were pressing into the Harlequin Hussy's back causing a stir within the Harlequin Hussy and several of the male gawkers.

"Cheers!" cried the Dark Magician Girl and Harlequin Hussy laughed as she replied:

"Bottoms Up!"

"Oooooooooaaaaaa!" screamed out the Harlequin Hussy as the cold beer dripped down her face, to her neck and down across her breasts. Suddenly the little tangerine bikini top was see-through to the shock of the Harlequin Hussy and the ultimate glee of several bystanders including the bartender.

All the attention the warmth from sitting on Dark Magician Girl's lap and the delcious pair of breasts touching her back sent her nipples perking. The new stares from the men seemed to have added to her nipples as they turned rock hard and pointy.....

"Oh my..." blushed the Harlequin Hussy as she tried her physical response to the Dark Magician Girl......

 

[hybirdx]

Meanwhile, in the streets of Gotham...

"RUN AWAY!!!"

The rubber robbos were running for their lives from an extreamly pissed off Metabee "I'm gonna Metabee Bop ya! Laser Cannon!" Metabee begins to shoot his rapid fire Laser Cannon at the Rubber Robbos

But thats a different story.

***
Oddler slightly blushed as he saw the Dark Magician Girl have The Harlequin Hussy to sit one her lap. Seeing that many other was watching the same exact thing, and was drolling, Oddler turned his head away sighing. Unlike most of the men there, Oddler had some "Nobiliaty" sometimes he hated to have nobiliaty, especialy at the moment. He also saw that Ken decided to take another chance to get some "Excuse me ladies! May jump in?" Oddler groaned at the remark and turned his head away from Ken, showing major disrespect.

Ken saw this and relized who it was "Well well well! If it isn't the purple haired freak!"

"And proud of it thank you blondo!" Oddler muttered, still with his saddened look.

"Are you still sulking over the fact that an Blond warrior beaten you?" Ken said with an smirk

"Still playing around with women behind Liz's back I presume?" Oddler replied in an expressionless tone. Ken's eyes were wide, knowing what Liz will do if she ever finds out "Wonder what Ryu would say?" That did it, Ken slumped and sighed. "Get out of here, before I tell Liz of you're little 'Trips' the store!" Defeeted, Ken turned Tail and slowly walked away.

 

[Veryknowing]

Ming the Merciless, Emperor of the planet Mongo had just learned that the Martians had already grabbed an unassociated Earthman for the coming negotiations. Next, both sides would need a neutral location for those negotiations to take place.

Sensors on his space-ships had detected a rather stylish and sleek craft orbiting the Earth that wasn't a part of his fleet, nor part of the Martian flying-suacer armada.

Oh well, Ming thought, That vessel would have to do.

"Admiral!" Ming ordered, "Capture that vessel there!"

Ming pointed at the dot on the Xylar Screen.

Soon, a mere 10% of the Imperial Fleet commenced their attack upon the designated vessel. With orders to capture, not destroy.

Of course, 10% of the Imperial Fleet was still awful lot of ships.

 

[hybirdx]

Metabee cotinued to chase the Rubber Robbos insanely. "Come back here you chickens!!!" Metabee suddenly stopped in his tracjs and looked in the sky, seeing that a fleet of space crafts were above him "What is going on now?"

Suddenly, one of the ships shot at Metabee, only two inches off "RUN AWAY!!!" Metabee yelled as he turned tail and ran.

 

[Emotionless]

"Um..um....um..." Arthur said while pointing out the veiw port on the Heart of Gold spaceship at the rather intimidating array of ships moving towards them.

"Forget how to speak, monkey man?" asked one of Zaphod's heads while the other arranged its self in a rather rude expression.

"Can you two keep it down? Im updateing my report on Earth for the guide." Remarked Ford Prefect.

Earth : Mostly Harmless. Exists again, pending outcome of current ordeal. Also worth noting that 'tis a silly place.

"But we're about to be ATTACKED!" shouted Arthur

"Stay cool, ape. Maybe they just want to talk to such an amazingly cool and astoundingly attractive as me."

"Computer, get us out of here!" Arthur continued.

"Im afraid thats impossible. buddy." remarked the computer. "You see there is absolutely nothing more improbable anywhere in the Universe than what is happening on Earth right now. So were all stuck here. Sorry, 'bout that, guys, but try and have a super day anyway."

"Whats the big deal? We're all going to die sooner or later." remarked Marvin, who was sitting in the corner.

"Hey Ford, who are thies cats anyway?" asked Zaphod.

Ford checked the ever valuable Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Ming the Merciless : No information available. All researchers sent to research Ming have all disappeared. The best advice is to avoid at all costs. read the Guide.

"Well, I recomend hideing." was all Ford offered before he scampered under a control pannel.

 

[hybirdx]

Bleu sighed as he looked over the skys of Gatham "Peter, are you sure you saw Odd-eye withen this area?"

"Yeah, he was blasted out of an boat like a human cannon ball. Some body must have beat ghim down pretty badly to send him flying like that!"

"You're telling me!" Replied the now full grown Dragon, he sighed again, and stopped as he saw an huge fleet of space ships shooting at an robot "Think these toy space ships are any challenge for the "Great Demon" ?"

"These ships look pretty weak if you ask me... hell, you can destroy them!"

"Whats THAT suppose to mean!?"

"Heh heh, nothing... Heh heh heh..."

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

The Dark Magician Girl blushed furiously.

"O-oh!" she cried, quite embarassed. "I'm so sorry!" She craned her neck over the attractive redhead's shoulder and leaned on her, and reached her hands over to clasp over the Harlequin's breasts, so as to make certain nobody would peek. Her bikini was soaked as well, of course, but her ample chest was pressed up against the Hussy's back, so she was same. Her blush wouldn't go away, however, for she knew her new friend could feel her nipples harden from the opposing forces of the cold beer and the warm back... and the fact that for some reason, a pretty girl on her lap felt quite good.

Wh-what am I thinking? This atmosphere is getting to me! I'd better make sure no guys peek at her... or me!

"What are you jerks looking at!" shouted the Dark Magician Girl, causing several men, including the bartender, to fall down with crashes. "Leave me alone!" She turned and glared at the blonde man in the red gi who was now retreating, much to the amusement of the man in the white and blue dobok who had been sitting beside him.

"Stupid boys!" She sniffed with hurt pride. "All gawking at me... as usual!"

Quite suddenly making the connection, she then beamed. "Oh! Well, obviously I'm just too sexy for anyone to resist!" She leaned back and giggled with mirth. "Ehehehehehe!"

One guy appeared to not be staring, however, though he was blushing slightly. Her eyes widened with annoyance and she spun to look at him.

"Hey, what's your problem?" she snapped. "Are you gay or som..."

A pause.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"

She reflexively squeezed on the Harlequin Hussy's chest as she huddled over her friend, staring at Oddler with wide-eyed fear.

"Wh-wh-wh-wh-whaaaaat are YOU DOING HERE?" she finally sputtered. She cuddled the Hussy tightly, fear in her eyes, nestling against her friend's warm body for protection... and as an afterthought, taking a couple more gropes of her friend's ample breasts as well...

 

[hybirdx]

ooc: *Whistles*

Ic: At first, he was afraid of the high pitch tone, but after relizing who it was, he turned back to the window he was staring at, "Oh, its just you... I was just here staring out the window and drinking beer... Not that you should care..." He said softly. looking Back at The Dark Magician Girl.

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

"....oh."

Sufficiently calmed and somewhat embarassed now, the Dark Magician Girl quieted down... and busied herself with subtly fondling her shapely redheaded friend.

I shouldn't be doing this sort of thing in public... but I have an excuse with covering her... and I can't resist!

As long as this creepy demon guy isn't watching!

Well, I suppose he's not that creepy, now that he's not chasing me down...

"...I never tried to steal your sword," the Dark Magician Girl said quietly, looking at Oddler sidelong. "So... uh... just a big mistake, right? Forget the past? Uh, ahem!" She glanced over at the woozy bartender. "More beer! We spilled it all!"

The bartender swallowed in excitement of the prospect of yet more girl-drenching. "On the house!" he rasped, his throat dry, and began to pour more.

 

[hybirdx]

Oddler chuckled as he saw how thebartender scrambled under the blond haired beautys words "Beauty could be the most powerful weapon some times..." Oddler said. "Yet on the other hand..." Oddler saw that Ken, and some other guys were planning some thing, most likely to get pay back for what Oddler said.

 

[Veryknowing]

Thousands of heavily armed spaceships, space-dreadnoughts, space-submarines, space-battlehips, space-frigates, space-...you get the idea by now surely? Lots of these space-thingies anyway, and all part of the Imperial Fleet of Mongo, surrounded the Heart of Gold on all sides, forming a quite lovely sphere around the vessel.

The vessel didn't even move to escape....which made the Vice-Admiral of the Fleet very nervous.

Using the space-radio, the chief comms officer hailed the Heart of Gold in the usual polite manner of the military forces of Mongo;

"SURRENDER OR BE BLASTED TO TINY BITS OF SPACE-DUST!!!"

Meanwhile down on Earth, quite a few Martian flying-saucers were having a bit of pre-invasion R&R chasing a silly looking robot through the streets of Gotham City.

 

[hybirdx]

Bleu grumbled as he saw the martians were making their move "Should we help?"

"Nah! I want to see how humans will react to an complete invasion!" Peter said, laughing.

"A real noble thing comming from a phoenix's beak..." Bleu muttered.

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Boing! Boing! Boing!

Mario leapt through the street, squishing the various marauders, trying to restore order to the city of Gotham, and picking up as many golden coins as possible.

Mario's just a good guy, y'see.

<<--->>

Meanwhile, at the bar, Wonder Woman continued to dance like a stripper, having accumulated nearly two-hundred and fifty dollars and about five-hundred pinches on various parts of her anatomy which she appeared to enjoy with abandon.

Thus, everybody continued to not care about the alien invasion.

 

[Emotionless]

Arthur Dent cowered under the nearest control pannel and Zaphod looked furiously for a button that would launch thousands and thousands of nukes out of the tiny space craft. "No such luck," he muttered after exausting the possibilities.

"SURRENDER OR BE BLASTED INTO TINY BITS OF SPACE-DUST" boomed the intercom.

If such a thing were possible, a lightbulb would have appreared above the head of Ford Prefect.

Scrabling over the the com pannel he slaped the large required button and declared in a commanding voice;

"No YOU surrender or be blown into tiny bits of space-dust!"

"What are you doing?!?" screamed Arthur Dent.

"Look, what are the odds of us surviving an attack from them and in turn destroying all thier ships?" asked Ford

"Thats immpossible!" shouted Arthur

"Precisely" was all Ford offered.

PING! when the revolutionary Improbability Drive and the Heart of Gold spaceship dissapeared.

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Several hundred miles lower a sleek and very styleish space craft appeared on a street near a very roudy bar.

"Right! Thats it, I warned you lot!" shouted the street who then got up and left.

"Wonder whats got that cat's knickers in a twist?" wondered Zaphod.

"Say, this looks like my kind of joint!" he said noticing the bar. The two headed former Presedent of the Universe ran off the ship and immediatly began ordering rounds.

 

[hybirdx]

Oddler smiled at the Dark Magician Gril, but his smile faded as Ken Masters and a few of his druken "Buddys" hovered over him.

"So you really think you're smarter and stronger than America's number one fighter?"

"Have you forgoten I come from the Demon World? I am the second stronge-"

"See? I told you I was the best!"

"I told you, I don't care about whos stronger. I just want to live in peace, but it seems your types ego just won't let me live in peace now would it!?" Oddler said, agitated. He quickly calmed down and felt relaxed "Why don't you go back to one of your stripper freinds, and leave me alone!"

 

[little_golden]

Bring On The Booze

The Harlequin Hussy now smiled shyly amonst her blushing at the lavish attention being showered upon her by the Dark Magician Girl.

What is this woman really after? What would she look like completely naked? Can I get her alone? were all thoughts that drifted through the Harlequin Hussy's pretty little head.

She had wanted Robin badly, yet, now this Dark Magician Girl, well she certainly was sexy and alluring.

The Harlequin Hussy grinned in a silly fashion as she felt the Dark Magician Girl fondling her breasts and touching the outline of herh honey hole. She knew a warmth in her, a fire that was starting to burn.

She listened intently to the man explaining events to the Dark Magician Girl.

What the heck are they talking about? A sword? A mistake and it didn't make any sense to her.

Then she heard the Dark Magician Girl calling out:
"More beer! We spilled it all!"

The bartender replied eagerly:
"On the house!"

The beer seemed to flow freely now as the bartender seemed almost too eager to ply the women with free liquor.

"Oh yes - thank you" replied the Harlequin Hussy as she finished off a second free beer.

The Harlequin Hussy just smiled forgetting herself amonst the booze. The display she was putting on with her see-through blouse and the attention from the Dark Magician Girl continued as the men smiled and smirked.

"Now you got to do a line of shooters" coaxed the bartender as he lined up twelve shots of some golden mixture.

"Six for you red and six for your girlfriend" laughed the bartender.

The Harlequin Hussy was up for the challenged and within two minutes she had put back the six shots. The only thing was her mind now seemed really foggy as everything was funny....

What the hell..... thought the Harlequin Hussy....

 

[hybirdx]

As Ken rantewd about being the best and how he was going to kick his ass, oddler looked at the Dark Magician Girl and the Harlequin Hussy admirably, and lustfully. Boy wouldn't I love to get with those two... He suddenly blushed furiosly noticing his new found thoughts Whoa... thats an first!

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

G-Girlfriend!?

Blushing, the Dark Magician Girl nodded, too embarassed to refuse, and downed the shots one after another, her throat burning but too stubborn to give up. She finally finished all six, and collasped, coughing and hacking, nearly all cognitive thought gone. Feeling weak, her arms slipped from the Harlequin's breasts and moved over the small bottom of her bikini, resting there as the woozy sorceress leaned on her new friend's shoulder.

"S-Sleepy," she managed, her voice already slurred. She turned to the Harlequin Hussy, a silly grin on her face. "H-How about you, cutie?"

Once again, she felt a hand on her butt. She squirmed and turned around weakly, blinking. "H-Hey," she muttered, but she could barely lift a hand to slap the man's hand away, and when she did, it was ineffectual.

Ken Masters grinned and gave her butt another squeeze before letting go.

"It's quite a party, huh, demon boy?" he said, smirking. "Call yourself noble, don't you... but what if I take these girls away? They can't stop me... would you be able to forgive yourself if you didn't fight me and let me go?"

His queries were interrupted by the starkly amazed shouting of the crew of the Heart Of Gold.

"Dang, cats!" exclaimed Zaphod, with both heads simultaneously. "How cool is this!?"

Arthur blinked nervously. "I don't think I've seen quite so many naked women in... well... that's none of your business..."

Marvin shook his head sadly. "Ah, the worthless pleasures of the flesh," he commented. "Meaningless against the flow of time."

<<--- MEANWHILE --->>

Cloud Strife unsheathed the Ultima Weapon. "Yes..." he said softly, a dark yet determined expression on his face. "...this is our quest. We must save the Planet from Meteor, and stop Sephiroth once and for all!"

"Damn straight, SUCKA!" said Barret, the token black guy.

"I'm ready!" cried Tifa, the token big-breasted woman.

"I'm dead!" said Aeris, who was dead.

"I'm a dog," muttered Red XIII, who was a dog.

"What's that, Red XIII?" asked Cloud. "Timmy's fallen down a well?"

"DAMN YOU!" screamed Red XIII. "THAT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!"

Everyone pointed and laughed at the red dog.

"I hate you guys," sniffled the talking dog.

Then, quite suddenly, Meteor disappeared from the sky.

Cloud blinked.

"...um."

<<--- BACK TO OUR HEROES --->>

And Meteor reappeared, hurtling toward Earth.

It collided with both the Martian fleet and the fleet of Ming the Merciless.

Needless to say, people died.

Chunks of metal and ash hurtled toward Earth, exploding all over the world. New York was blasted out of existance, the entirity of England sunk, Japan was hit by a tsunami that washed it all the way over to Korea, forming Japrea, and Australia was blasted into the air where it was held aloft by the many anti-gravity machines that had landed there from some of the more powerful warships.

And meanwhile, in the bar, nobody cared.

 

[hybirdx]

Oddler flinched in sheer anger as he stood up, he was about ready to knock the living shit out of Masters "Don't, push, me, Masters!" He said, still staring at Ken intencely (Allthough you couldn't notice since Oddlers eyes were completely crimson)

Ken laughed as he gave The girl another sqeeze "Well? are you going to fight me?"

"....." Oddler had just about enough, his fist shook insanely.

"Come on Demon boy!" That did it, Ken pushed Oddler way too far. With out any warning, Oddlers arm pulled back, and thrusted forward, right into Ken's face. he force was so great, Ken flew into his buddys, and they all flew back another 3 feet and onto the ground.

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

The Dark Magician Girl glanced woozily back at the stunned group of men lying in a heap on the floor, the naked bimbos tripping over them with shrieks, piling up until the men were no longer visible. The blonde girl turned to Oddler, grinning lopsidedly, and slumped over on his shoulder, the pretty redhead on her lap already fast asleep and the only weight keeping the Dark Magician Girl in her seat.

"Th-thanks," the sorceress slurred, before her shoulders finally went completely limp.

"ZzzZZzzzZZZzzz..."

The bartender peered from behind the bar. He cursed his bad luck -- if only that purple-haired guy wasn't here, he'd have it made!

 

[hybirdx]

Oddler rubbed his forehead as he looked at the two sleeping beautys. He gave an long sigh as he knew that if he left the two right there, they would be open for any thing. "The question is, where am I going to take them?" Oddler shifted his head a bit and looked at the bartender with the corner of his eye. "Hey..."

The bartender flinched at Oddlers soft, but deadly voice. "Y-yes sir?!"

"Wheres the nearest hotel?"

"Um... Two blocks from here!!!"

Oddler picked up the two girls and put them over on each of his shoulder, then left the bar. As soon as he got out, he saw Metabee running from an space ship, space ship shrapnel falling all around "I don't which place is worst... Here or Gransel!" He said shaking his head.

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Oddler left the bar...

...and a smoking Martian spacecraft landed on it with a crunch.

Everyone was having too much fun to notice, though.

Meanwhile, the Dark Magician Girl snorted and muttered over Oddler's shoulder, twitching. It looked like she was already starting to wake up, despite the fact that only thirty seconds had passed. Nothing can keep a sorceress down!

And meanwhile once again, on the other side of Gotham city, Mario abandoned his tank of water for a vaccum and just began to suck everything up, cleaning up the city.

Then some jerk tossed some garbage on the street, so Mario jumped on him, making him shrink three feet.

"The hell?" squealed the now SD Jack Slater.

A red-haired kid clambered up to the roof of the bar and began to pry the spacecraft loose. "Wow!" he exclaimed. "New parts!"

And Wonder Woman continued to dance, accumulating pinches that only her Amazonian body could handle, and accumulating money that would make any person with a day job jealous.

 

[Arc da Rat]

*Trumpets blaring a tune*

The sound of hoof beats travels down the street & a mask man on a horse rides pass the demon & his booty. The man on the horse yells "Hi-ho Silver ... Away!" A second man dressed as an indian on a horse follows him. "Uh ... Kemosabe ... This crazy place!"

Mario scratches his head & looks at the SD Jack Slater. "Mama-mia, Who was that masked man?" Slater just shrugs his shoulders & shakes his head.

 

[hybirdx]

Oddler looked at the two guys running off, "Oooooooookay...." He said, obviously he was uterly confused at what just happened. He then turned his attention to The Dark Magician, who was begining to wake up. He set her down on her feet. He had and around her waist just in case she is still to weak to stand on her own "Hey... You awake now?"

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

"Puppies," muttered the Dark Magician Girl.

Then she opened her eyes slightly, and beckoned Oddler closer. Curious, he leaned over, and she placed her mouth next to his ear.

"ZZZZZZZZZZ..."

Oddler winced, flinching away from the loud snore as she slumped over his shoulder again.