How do you recognise a big cock without seeing it?

[anthrodisiac]

Take it up the ass. You'll know if it's big or not.

But people's asses are just like cocks, some are bigger than others. So while this might be useful in most cases within the standard range of human anuses, I fear there could be instances of outliers where one anus may be well accustomed to taking large or multiple objects, and thus confuse a big cock for an regular-sized or even small one. Whereas a small anus might confuse a regular-sized cock for a big one.

Now, if we could get an anus standard, that would go a long way. I say we lobby the International Organization for Standardization for the standard anus, so that we may have a definitive way to measure cock size. For science.

 

[ElectricBlue]

Now, if we could get an anus standard, that would go a long way. I say we lobby the International Organization for Standardization for the standard anus, so that we may have a definitive way to measure cock size. For science.

5' tall versus 6' tall recipient. The geometry is not hard to work out...

 

[anthrodisiac]

5' tall versus 6' tall recipient. The geometry is not hard to work out...

The human anus is incredibly elastic, even more so if you constantly shove big things in it.

So a 5' anal king is probably going to better handle a larger object than a 6' anal virgin. Now, if we go down to larger height disparities, I'd be inclined to agree: a 2' anal king would probably still struggle with a large cock more than a 9' anal virgin.

Hence if we have a standard anus, standard size, standard elasticity, we have a truly objective measurement of cock size.

 

[ElectricBlue]

Hence if we have a standard anus, standard size, standard elasticity, we have a truly objective measurement of cock size.

You're taking this far too seriously, just sayin'...

 

[ElectricBlue]

Hence if we have a standard anus, standard size, standard elasticity, we have a truly objective measurement of cock size.

Too much science. You just need a ruler.

 

[anthrodisiac]

You're taking this far too seriously, just sayin'...

Just sayin'...

 

[JessiQueVix]

The human anus is incredibly elastic, even more so if you constantly shove big things in it.

So a 5' anal king is probably going to better handle a larger object than a 6' anal virgin. Now, if we go down to larger height disparities, I'd be inclined to agree: a 2' anal king would probably still struggle with a large cock more than a 9' anal virgin.

Hence if we have a standard anus, standard size, standard elasticity, we have a truly objective measurement of cock size.

Girl are you doing a PhD or what? LMAO

 

[PennyThompson]

https://www.reddit.com/r/CoupleMemes/comments/1r7nv96/its_huge

 

[anthrodisiac]

Girl are you doing a PhD or what? LMAO

Look, this is just a good vehicle to get the ISO to finally take my anus standardization seriously. I've been lobbying them for decades and now I finally have a good reason for the standardization.

Cock objectivity.

I mean, we could also do a cock standard... But the paperwork...

 

[JessiQueVix]

Look, this is just a good vehicle to get the ISO to finally take my anus standardization seriously. I've been lobbying them for decades and now I finally have a good reason for the standardization.

Cock objectivity.

I mean, we could also do a cock standard... But the paperwork...

I remember, when we were in college, we had a Baddies groups with some boys and girls. we always used to hang around and at that moment, them boys were extremely fascinated by boobs. So one of them one day shared an idea that they are going to open a bra shop. where the scale will be cocks. the will wrap their flaccid cock around boobies and measure the circumference to get the size. and it was hell of a discussion for them.

the equation was, Sample A's one tits circumference = n times of Unit A's cock [n can be in fraction with 3 significant digits.]

 

[anthrodisiac]

and at that moment, them boys were extremely fascinated by boobs.

Out of curiosity, is there a moment they aren't? Men ages born - dead, fascinated with boobs.

So one of them one day shared an idea that they are going to open a bra shop. where the scale will be cocks. the will wrap their flaccid cock around boobies and measure the circumference to get the size. and it was hell of a discussion for them.

the equation was, Sample A's one tits circumference = n times of Unit A's cock [n can be in fraction with 3 significant digits.]

Also, as we've discussed, flaccid cock length is determined by the amount of prenatal testosterone, among other factors, so unless it's the same guy wrapping his cock around your boob every time, and he's always the same level of flaccidity, accounting for temperature, humidity, shyness, and alcohol consumption, this is a terrible measurement system, and I will NOT be pitching it to the ISO.

Sorry, group of Baddies Better cock luck next time!

 

[JessiQueVix]

Out of curiosity, is there a moment they aren't? Men ages born - dead, fascinated with boobs.

at that moment they were with only boobs. i mean thighs, booty and pusspuss also needs some attention but that was not their case at that moment.

Also, as we've discussed, flaccid cock length is determined by the amount of prenatal testosterone, among other factors, so unless it's the same guy wrapping his cock around your boob every time, and he's always the same level of flaccidity, accounting for temperature, humidity, shyness, and alcohol consumption, this is a terrible measurement system, and I will NOT be pitching it to the ISO.

Sorry, group of Baddies Better cock luck next time!

as if they cared about the size. they just need to touch boobies with their cock. but the question is. if they are doing this, how long they will be flaccid?

 

[anthrodisiac]

at that moment they were with only boobs. i mean thighs, booty and pusspuss also needs some attention but that was not their case at that moment.

as if they cared about the size. they just need to touch boobies with their cock. but the question is. if they are doing this, how long they will be flaccid?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

This makes more sense now. So you're saying it wasn't a genuine attempt to accurately measure a woman's bust, but was about rubbing their genitals against your mammories. At which point, said flaccid organs would probably not remain flaccid due to stimulation and general, "Hehe I'm touching a boobie" sentiment.

Checks out.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

Big things come from TEXAS!!

 

[JessiQueVix]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

This makes more sense now. So you're saying it wasn't a genuine attempt to accurately measure a woman's bust, but was about rubbing their genitals against your mammories. At which point, said flaccid organs would probably not remain flaccid due to stimulation and general, "Hehe I'm touching a boobie" sentiment.

Checks out.

lol, i guess, at that stage, they would have chosen a titsjob over anything in this universe lol

 

[anthrodisiac]

lol, i guess, at that stage, they would have chosen a titsjob over anything in this universe lol

A straight 20-year-old male finds a lamp. He rubs it, and a genie appears.

Genie: "You have freed me from my prison, mortal. And for that, you have my-"
Guy: "TITJOB!!!!!"

 

[ADirtyPerv]

Big things come from TEXAS!!

Oh no they don't. I was emphatically told by a Dallas hat shop that they didn't carry cowboy hats in my head size.

He was a little baffled by this fact, for sure, but it firmly disproves the Texas myth. Texas isn't equipped for my cranial girth.

 

[JessiQueVix]

Oh no they don't. I was emphatically told by a Dallas hat shop that they didn't carry cowboy hats in my head size.

He was a little baffled by this fact, for sure, but it firmly disproves the Texas myth. Texas isn't equipped for my cranial girth.

you wear cowboy hat on your cock?

 

[ADirtyPerv]

you wear cowboy hat on your cock?

Umm...No. Those try and fail to go on my big head. My cock rawdogs life, having been snipped to prevent further progeny. I doubt my ability to shoot with a cowboy hat on my little head.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Umm...No. Those try and fail to go on my big head. My cock rawdogs life, having been snipped to prevent further progeny. I doubt my ability to shoot with a cowboy hat on my little head.

Have you tried to shoot with a cowboy hat on your little head?

How do you until until you've tried?

SCIENCE!

 

[Husky_Embrace]

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Beautiful woman comes by. Puts in coin and a note with her phone number.

 

[Husky_Embrace]

I would like if people added the metric system. I see so many foots and inches. I have big feet. It is uncanny if a 6 feet person is 5 feet high.

 

[anthrodisiac]

I would like if people added the metric system. I see so many foots and inches. I have big feet. It is uncanny if a 6 feet person is 5 feet high.

Unless your foot is 14.4 inches, then it's perfectly reasonable.

 

[Husky_Embrace]

Unless your foot is 14.4 inches (36,54cm), then it's perfectly reasonable.

What did I just say!?

Also, I rarely stack my feet 5 times. Most people in the office also object when I put my feet against them. A measuring tape is much more accepted.

 

[anthrodisiac]

What did I just say!?

Unless your foot is 14.4 inches (36,54cm), then it's perfectly reasonable.

It's almost like I did that on purpose or something like the freaky little chaos goblin I am

Also, for the love of God, if you're going to use metric have the common decency to use a period for the decimal place instead of a comma! 36,54 is just a list of two integers!

Also, I rarely stack my feet 5 times. Most people in the office also object when I put my feet against them. A measuring tape is much more accepted.

I only have two feet to stack, you can stack five? What are you, a starfish? No wait, those are heads, not feet... So what the hell monstrosity are you???
Wait, I know. One that uses commas instead of periods for decimal places