How do you recognise a big cock without seeing it?

[KittyOfSteele]

If you don't SEE a cock, is it really there?

Out of all the people, it is so amazing that it had to be you the one who brought this logic to this thread! I love it!

 

[ADirtyPerv]

in that case other than you, who will have cock?

Looking at a pair of untented pants, you cannot know whether those pants are loaded with cock or not. So you can say, until such time as you open the pants or establish an erection, that all men have both cock and not-cock. We exist as a superposition, you see.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Edit: Fixed a misattribution of quote. Not sure how that happened. Nuc definitely said this, not lovecraft68. Sorry, LC!

@NuclearFairy: Oh wait, you meant human cocks again. I have no clue, do they even make a sound?
*splort*

One of my favorite erotica tropes is the cockhead uppercut, when the pants come down and the other person didn't back up enough. So to me it sounds like the thwack followed by an excited oof / lusty laughter.

I've used a similar thing, where a couple adult women (okay, zebra and a seal) push it down and watch it spring back up with youthful delight. I will admit, it is pretty fun to watch a cock go *boing* and I definitely have not done this on several occasions for several minutes at a time.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Looking at a pair of untented pants, you cannot know whether those pants are loaded with cock or not. So you can say, until such time as you open the pants or establish an erection, that all men have both cock and not-cock. We exist as a superposition, you see.

Schrödinger's cock.

Why has nobody gotten there yet? For shame, people

 

[SimonDoom]

Out of all the people, it is so amazing that it had to be you the one who brought this logic to this thread! I love it!

Scary, Kitty. It's like you know me.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Schrödinger's cock.

Which term stands for ‘cock?’

 

[Djmac1031]

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Which term stands for ‘cock?’

well in my case? X=>

 

[KittyOfSteele]

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Which term stands for ‘cock?’

'8=D'?

 

[anthrodisiac]

Trick question. EVERYTHING stands for cock.

 

[Djmac1031]

Trick question. EVERYTHING stands for cock.

Sometimes, a cigar is just a phallus.

 

[ADirtyPerv]

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Which term stands for ‘cock?’

The little h is the minimum quanta of cock that one can have. The rest is just modifiers that define the superposition, but it's all governed by the Planck Cock Constant. It's highly recommended to have more than 10^-34 Joule-seconds of cock, but it's just a minimum.

It's been a minute since my quantum physics days. Can you tell?

 

[anthrodisiac]

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Which term stands for ‘cock?’

Obviously, it's the equal sign. Cock is the natural equilibrium of the universe, duh. A bunch of male scientists very helpfully explained it to me.

 

[EmilyMiller]

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It actually makes sense if we take the quantum system psi to be a given cock. Then it reads left to right:

The square root of minus one times the reduced Planck’s constant times the rate of change of the state of the cock is equal to the Hamiltonian operator of the state of the cock.

TL-DNR: How quickly the cock grows is equal to the total energy of the cock.

 

[Djmac1031]

It actually makes sense if we take the quantum system psi to be a given cock. Then it reads left to right:

The square root of minus one times the reduced Planck’s constant times the rate of change of the state of the cock is equal to the Hamiltonian operator of the state of the cock.

TL-DNR: How quickly the cock grows is equal to the total energy of the cock.

The principle that erections cannot be created or destroyed, known as the Law of Conservation of Erection states that the total erection in an isolated phallus remains constant. Erections are only transformed from one form to another (e.g., grower to show-er) or transferred, rather than disappearing.

Unless you were in the pool. And it was cold.

 

[EmilyMiller]

The principle that erections cannot be created or destroyed, known as the Law of Conservation of Erection states that the total erection in an isolated phallus remains constant. Erections are only transformed from one form to another (e.g., grower to show-er) or transferred, rather than disappearing.

Unless you were in the pool. And it was cold.

Where’s the equation? You need an equation. Ideally one with kets.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Law of Conservation of Erection

Applying Noether’s Law, there must be a corresponding symmetry of the action of the system. Maybe you need two guys for symmetry of the erection action.

 

[ADirtyPerv]

The principle that erections cannot be created or destroyed, known as the Law of Conservation of Erection states that the total erection in an isolated phallus remains constant. Erections are only transformed from one form to another (e.g., grower to show-er) or transferred, rather than disappearing.

Unless you were in the pool. And it was cold.

Nah, the cold pool still maintains the Law. You just have to account for entropy. The energy of the cock is leeched into the surroundings until it all reaches an equilibrium of low energy. And then Becky walks by in her bikini and the energy from her bouncing booty is transferred to the cock, thus resurrecting it. It's hard to have an isolated system with Becky walking around like that.

 

[Djmac1031]

Where’s the equation?

69 - 1 = I owe you one.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Nah, the cold pool still maintains the Law. You just have to account for entropy. The energy of the cock is leeched into the surroundings until it all reaches an equilibrium of low energy. And then Becky walks by in her bikini and the energy from her bouncing booty is transferred to the cock, thus resurrecting it. It's hard to have an isolated system with Becky walking around like that.

Becky does generate a lot of kinetic energy, especially with such poor chest support.

 

[EmilyMiller]

69 - 1 = I owe you one.

Not a single ket, and no partial derivatives, let alone quantum operators

 

[Djmac1031]

Maybe you need two guys for symmetry of the erection action.

It's not gay as long as the Newton's Cradles don't touch.

 

[anthrodisiac]

It's not gay as long as the Newton's Cradles don't touch.

I just had an image of two guys from the mid-2000s touching dicks and saying, "Bro, as long as our Newton's Cradles don't touch, it's not gay."
"No homo, dude. No homo."

 

[Djmac1031]

Not a single ket, and no partial derivatives, let alone quantum operators

I know, right? it's almost like I have no idea what you're talking about.


I know, I know...

https://imgur.com/a/24J7QLk

 

[EmilyMiller]

I know, right? it's almost like I have no idea what you're talking about.


I know, I know...

https://imgur.com/a/24J7QLk

Kets are the things like this: | … > (whereas bras - yes I know - are like this: < … | ). The thing inside the ket is a wave function, the ket tells you the state of the wave function.

Differentials talk about change of something with respect to something else (here time). So speed (actually velocity) is the change of distance (displacement) over time:

v = d/dt s

Partial differentials apply to multi-variable situations. They are effectively the change in just one of many variables with respect to another.

Quantum operators? Hmm… kinda complicated. The Hamiltonian here is broadly the sum of the potential and kinetic energy of the quantum system (whereas the Lagrangian is the kinetic minus the potential).

Simple

—

QM and math explained by a biologist

 

[Djmac1031]

I just had an image of two guys from the mid-2000s touching dicks and saying, "Bro, as long as our Newton's Cradles don't touch, it's not gay."
"No homo, dude. No homo."

https://imgur.com/a/38zBF7x