How do you recognise a big cock without seeing it?

[anthrodisiac]

I dont know guys. I guess going through a lot of dick pics to post one, got my brain rotten.

80-year-old: "Remember the good old days when we thought TV was rotting people's brains? We were wrong. Now it's all social media and dick pics. I can't believe we thought TV was that bad. It's positively anodyne by comparison."
84-year-old: "Who are you again?"
80-year-old: "Damned if I know."

 

[JessiQueVix]

@anthrodisiac @TheLobster check this

 

[lovecraft68]

*splort*


I've used a similar thing, where a couple adult women (okay, zebra and a seal) push it down and watch it spring back up with youthful delight. I will admit, it is pretty fun to watch a cock go *boing* and I definitely have not done this on several occasions for several minutes at a time.

What are you quoting? I don't have time to go back and look but I don't think I said that.

 

[anthrodisiac]

What are you quoting? I don't have time to go back and look but I don't think I said that.

That's so weird, not sure why it attributed that to you. Sorry about that! I'll see about fixing it.

 

[anthrodisiac]

What are you quoting? I don't have time to go back and look but I don't think I said that.

That's so weird, not sure why it attributed that to you. Sorry about that! I'll see about fixing it.

Went back and fixed it. Can't do quotes in edits, so I just took it out and tagged Nuc, whom I was quoting, not you. Deepest apologies.

 

[anthrodisiac]

@anthrodisiac @TheLobster check this

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I'm pretty sure Jean Benoit drew a cock, his art teacher saw it and said, "That's so crude, you'll never amount to anything!"

So Jean was like, "Watch me turn it into a lobster, eh, MFer?!"

BOOM!

Cock lobster was born. I forgot the song was based on this picture.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

It actually makes sense if we take the quantum system psi to be a given cock. Then it reads left to right:

The square root of minus one times the reduced Planck’s constant times the rate of change of the state of the cock is equal to the Hamiltonian operator of the state of the cock.

TL-DNR: How quickly the cock grows is equal to the total energy of the cock.

Hold up!

Did you just discover the physics of big dick energy?

 

[Britva415]

Japanese exchange student friend of mine was fooled by her host family kid into believing that the sound a rooster makes in English onomatopia was 'Anycocklldo'

That's the punch line to "what's the difference between a rooster and a hooker."

 

[Belegon]

There are two things to say here, from my experiences:
1. I cant recognize a big cock without seeing or touching it.
2. It doesn’t matter if the size is 10 or 5 if he cant fuck your mind. Sex starts way before you get naked in a private place.

I heartily agree with #2

I can't say it hasn't concerned me, but I can say that I think I've been more concerned about it than my lovers have...

 

[lovecraft68]

Went back and fixed it. Can't do quotes in edits, so I just took it out and tagged Nuc, whom I was quoting, not you. Deepest apologies.

Not a big deal, just pointing out another of those super rare glitches that happen here

 

[Voboy]

Cock lobster was born.

 

[JessiQueVix]

I'm pretty sure Jean Benoit drew a cock, his art teacher saw it and said, "That's so crude, you'll never amount to anything!"

So Jean was like, "Watch me turn it into a lobster, eh, MFer?!"

BOOM!

Cock lobster was born. I forgot the song was based on this picture.

lol that was fun
i mean the fusion between these too. you know

 

[JessiQueVix]

I heartily agree with #2

I can't say it hasn't concerned me, but I can say that I think I've been more concerned about it than my lovers have...

well, its all about the preferences. not everyone understands this. moreover, lot of us dont know it exists!

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

[anthrodisiac]

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Must only be small penises walking by, 'cause I don't see any money in that hat.

 

[JessiQueVix]

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boy unlocked unlimited money glitch

 

[JessiQueVix]

Must only be small penises walking by, 'cause I don't see any money in that hat.

lol. i think all are the big penis guys. cause, the hat wont be sufficient, he got a huge BOX for the penis. err. penny

 

[anthrodisiac]

lol. i think all are the big penis guys. cause, the hat wont be sufficient, he got a huge BOX for the penis. err. penny

Also, this guy's kinda sexist. He doesn't want any money from women or for them to smile?

New sign:
"If you have a small clit, smile. If you have the large clit, call me."

 

[anthrodisiac]

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I also realize the major flaw with this approach.

His sign reads: "If you have THE big one put a coin."

Couple issues, if he's willing to take feedback:
1. How does any guy know he's THE big one? And who is THE big one? Is it the guy with the biggest cock? The girthiest? Circumference? Would've been better to put "A big one" to reach a wider audience.
2. "put a coin." Put it WHERE???

Good first draft, some good bones but could use some polishing for clarity.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

I also realize the major flaw with this approach.

His sign reads: "If you have THE big one put a coin."

Couple issues, if he's willing to take feedback:
1. How does any guy know he's THE big one? And who is THE big one? Is it the guy with the biggest cock? The girthiest? Circumference? Would've been better to put "A big one" to reach a wider audience.
2. "put a coin." Put it WHERE???

Good first draft, some good bones but could use some polishing for clarity.

Funny, I was thinking the same thing. How does a guy know he's "THE big one?" Unless of course, he's been told.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Funny, I was thinking the same thing. How does a guy know he's "THE big one?" Unless of course, he's been told.

Bro: "Hey, dude, I'm THE big one. Here's a quarter!"
Sign Guy: "How do you know? Who told you?"
Bro: "My ex, duh."
Sign Guy: "And what did she say exactly?"
Bro: "She said I was the biggest dick she ever met."
Sign Guy: "You're exactly the person I expected would stop to give me money."

 

[JessiQueVix]

I also realize the major flaw with this approach.

His sign reads: "If you have THE big one put a coin."

Couple issues, if he's willing to take feedback:
1. How does any guy know he's THE big one? And who is THE big one? Is it the guy with the biggest cock? The girthiest? Circumference? Would've been better to put "A big one" to reach a wider audience.
2. "put a coin." Put it WHERE???

Good first draft, some good bones but could use some polishing for clarity.

i guess, the moment a man gets afraid of having a small cock, he stops thinking and start taking action to stablish he has a bigger one, doesnt matter whatever stupid action he is taking lol .

 

[anthrodisiac]

i guess, the moment a man gets afraid of having a small cock, he stops thinking and start taking action to stablish he has a bigger one, doesnt matter whatever stupid action he is taking lol .

Small correction:
...he stops thinking and start taking action to stablish he IS a bigger one...

 

[MelissaBaby]

I'm wondering how women (and some men) go about judging the size of a man's (big) penis. Earlier I thought it would be simple, just checking what condoms they have. Now I'm wondering if that would even work. Condoms are less common these days, and I'm not sure how many could recognise the special brands between the absolute cornucopia of brands in all colours that exist.

With showers, growers, and sock enjoyers it is impossible to just see it through the clothes. Physical prowess? Or they drive a crappy car and got nothing to prove? Or is the only evidence the one that smacks you in the face?

Take it up the ass. You'll know if it's big or not.

 

[num1scamp]

I'm wondering how women (and some men) go about judging the size of a man's (big) penis. Earlier I thought it would be simple, just checking what condoms they have. Now I'm wondering if that would even work. Condoms are less common these days, and I'm not sure how many could recognise the special brands between the absolute cornucopia of brands in all colours that exist.

With showers, growers, and sock enjoyers it is impossible to just see it through the clothes. Physical prowess? Or they drive a crappy car and got nothing to prove? Or is the only evidence the one that smacks you in the face?

Well if you dance with a man and he gets turned on it can be pretty easy. I usually dress pretty hot, with outfits that give easy access, I also usually put as much of my tits on display as I can. If attracted to a man I meet and dance with, I let him know in subtle ways quickly that he can examine the merchandise. If he does, I check him out as well.