How Many Do You Have

Err, can't put a number to that...

How many times in a day does sarcasm fail to work for you?
 
0 I sleep always naked

How many times have you imagined fucking another person while looking at other customers or staff while you're at a restaurant with your partner?
 
Heaps, wife has lost all sex drive, I still want to be with her, but imagine many other women.

How many times have you got the who are you looking at look?
 
0 - I don't think I have ever gotten it. I don't tend to stare at people.

How many TVs do you have?
 
0 - I don't think I have ever gotten it. I don't tend to stare at people.

How many TVs do you have?
Don't need to stare to get that look.

2 TV's one in the lounge room, one in the games room in the shed. None in bedrooms.

How many times have you given a public sneak peek?
 
6, which is about average for me these days

How many TV's do you have in your house?
 
Since last 2 answers have not had a question.
No junk drawers, 2 junk rooms. One for human junk, one for puppy stuff.

How many funerals have you been to last year?
 
Since last 2 answers have not had a question.
No junk drawers, 2 junk rooms. One for human junk, one for puppy stuff.

How many funerals have you been to last year?
Oh duh yes how stupid of me. Thankfully only 1.

How many weddings have you been to the last year?
 
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