How Many Do You Have

THE Wedding from I don't know where. Son's wedding. A storm rolled through at about 11:30, cut all power to the venue. We had solutions to power but the venue management did not want to know about them. Not in our SOP. So we found a new venue in 3 hours and pulled of a wedding with 3 hours planning. Bride was so pissed off that she did not have the wedding she had planned for 2 years. Thats the only wedding for 3 years, glad they don't come like that often.

How many times have you caught the bouquet or garter at a wedding?
 
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Zero cups of coffee at home, restricted to 2 cups a day and total of 10 per week. So I don't waste them on instant.

How many times have you wanted to race off with the brides maid
 
To my recollection, never.

How many times have you developed 'too much' attraction to a married woman you fucked at a swing party?
 
Always in my pocket, so not may.

How many spam calls do you get in a day?
3-5 on the house phone. 0-1 on my cell.

How many different people have you seen naked, in person, since the beginning of the year?
 
One, however I have seen that person a few times.

How many hours do you usually sleep each night?
 
5 or 6 of the same cheap pair scattered between my house, my car and work because I constantly lose or scratch or break them

How many open Kleenex boxes do you have placed around your home?
 
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