How many lovers does it take to...

[Daizie]

Cool thread idea. Here's what I came up with so far:

First, I'd have the reserved, intellectual with whom to engage in smooth, easy, sweet vanilla sex. Here a spank, there a spank, nothing more. Cock: average.

Next, give me the extroverted, arrogant kinkster extraordinaire--that incident would be our little secret. I see lots of soreness and many bruises resulting from our rendezvous, despite my flexibility. Sweet. Cock: longer and a bit thick.

After that I'd take the sensitive, artsy-fartsy type to exploit for tantric sex and overall sensuality. Hours of massaging, kissing, and fucking full of slow, deep breathing saturate our future. He cooks, too. Cock: short and thick.

Finally, I'll have the quiet, brooding dom for BDSM exploration. He'd have the dominance and patience to give me forced orgasms, to make me come on command, and to teach me obedience. Wedge in some masochism. Cock: long and thick.

This about sums it all up. Agreed.

 

[fnnyworld]

This about sums it all up. Agreed.

The lady does have a way with words, eh Daisy?

 

[ken0000001]

messages box filled

Wanted to let you know - message box is filled so couldn't respond

 

[fnnyworld]

Wanted to let you know - message box is filled so couldn't respond

So sorry to hear that Ken, all cleaned up now. Thank you for the heads up!

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Lucky....

Where do you and your boat like to go fishing at?

I still need camping and fishing buddies too.

My boat and I go fishing all over the state. Everywhere from Ky lake to Yatesville. If you have a hot spot that you'd like to show me, let me know.

 

[Jason_Mackinnon]

An orgasm is the best gift you can give to a woman

I've never done the strap-on thing. How does that make me cum?

You can get strap-on-dildo's that have as many ends as you like. There are one ended for giving only. Then there is the ones with clit stimulators. There are ones with dildo's that go into the womans pussy and arse and still have one or more pointing out to fuck a man or woman or several partners at the same time. Then each has a choice of vibrations or not. You just shop around for your preferance. I would sugest for us a three ended strap-on-dildo with two that you have in your pussy and arse and one that goes into my arse.

 

[koalabear]

Lucky....

Where do you and your boat like to go fishing at?

I still need camping and fishing buddies too.

fly fishing.....got midgies.....

 

[fnnyworld]

You can get strap-on-dildo's that have as many ends as you like. There are one ended for giving only. Then there is the ones with clit stimulators. There are ones with dildo's that go into the womans pussy and arse and still have one or more pointing out to fuck a man or woman or several partners at the same time. Then each has a choice of vibrations or not. You just shop around for your preferance. I would sugest for us a three ended strap-on-dildo with two that you have in your pussy and arse and one that goes into my arse.

Interesting visual, don't know if I am bold enough for all this. May need to work my way up to this kind fun. I will keep an open mind though!

 

[fnnyworld]

In a perfect world I would have self-sufficient and attractive male lovers, each with their own specialities. I would be in the mood for ass-play>call the ass man. I may need more than one that loves to eat pussy..., masturbation, etc simultaneously. There is the eye-candy for public events, and even the guy with the HUGE cock for those special times when you can't get fucked hard enough, long enough.

Tell me who you would want and why?

Good God! I almost forgot the sugar daddy and the adventurer!

 

[Dogwalker]

Cool thread idea. Here's what I came up with so far:

First, I'd have the reserved, intellectual with whom to engage in smooth, easy, sweet vanilla sex. Here a spank, there a spank, nothing more. Cock: average.

Next, give me the extroverted, arrogant kinkster extraordinaire--that incident would be our little secret. I see lots of soreness and many bruises resulting from our rendezvous, despite my flexibility. Sweet. Cock: longer and a bit thick.

After that I'd take the sensitive, artsy-fartsy type to exploit for tantric sex and overall sensuality. Hours of massaging, kissing, and fucking full of slow, deep breathing saturate our future. He cooks, too. Cock: short and thick.

Finally, I'll have the quiet, brooding dom for BDSM exploration. He'd have the dominance and patience to give me forced orgasms, to make me come on command, and to teach me obedience. Wedge in some masochism. Cock: long and thick.

Jeepers I'm all of those...perhaps I should see a psychiatrist!

 

[fnnyworld]

Jeepers I'm all of those...perhaps I should see a psychiatrist!

Psychiatrist hell! Go see Lurnk!

She's bound to be more fun, and would help fill her menu....

 

[Dogwalker]

The wet nurse.

The dry nurse.

The older woman.

The sub.

The masochist.

The agressor.

The wit.

Built for comfort.

Built for speed.

The freewheeling dirty adultress.

The shy guilty neglected adultress.

The swinger.

The bi-.

The lesbian.

The tart.

The orgyist.

The pagan sacrifice.

The long and the short and the tall.....etc.,

 

[Dogwalker]

Psychiatrist hell! Go see Lurnk!

She's bound to be more fun, and would help fill her menu....

Oki doki, I'm on my way....directions please....(geographical, not sexual you understand)....

 

[fnnyworld]

The wet nurse.

The dry nurse.

The older woman.

The sub.

The masochist.

The agressor.

The wit.

Built for comfort.

Built for speed.

The freewheeling dirty adultress.

The shy guilty neglected adultress.

The swinger.

The bi-.

The lesbian.

The tart.

The orgyist.

The pagan sacrifice.

The long and the short and the tall.....etc.,

Now you need some phone numbers!

 

[Dogwalker]

You can get strap-on-dildo's that have as many ends as you like. There are one ended for giving only. Then there is the ones with clit stimulators. There are ones with dildo's that go into the womans pussy and arse and still have one or more pointing out to fuck a man or woman or several partners at the same time. Then each has a choice of vibrations or not. You just shop around for your preferance. I would sugest for us a three ended strap-on-dildo with two that you have in your pussy and arse and one that goes into my arse.

Wow!
I want one that looks like a giant Catharine Wheel.

 

[Dogwalker]

Now you need some phone numbers!

Yup.....toll free please.

 

[Dogwalker]

Now you need some phone numbers!

Oh....that was only my description of my first ideal woman........I figured that would be an easy one for most of the women on lit to fulfill!

 

[fnnyworld]

coughs....not asking for much eh?

 

[Dogwalker]

coughs....not asking for much eh?

Now don't tell me you haven't been or wished to be all of those things at one time or another? That was just the start of the list....the tame stuff....hehehe.

 

[MsTexas]

Just one ... when you find the right one, he/she is all the lovers you want rolled into one.

 

[fnnyworld]

Now don't tell me you haven't been or wished to be all of those things at one time or another? That was just the start of the list....the tame stuff....hehehe.

I wouldn't dream of telling you that. I just don't know if I could call them up on command, that's all. There were a few that you could call "me" just about all the time.

 

[koalabear]

Just dropped in to see your AV....

 

[fnnyworld]

Just dropped in to see your AV....

My av? Thank you!

We've been hanging around the same threads for awhile now. Going to get the gossip flowing with speculation...

Hope they share!

 

[koalabear]

My av? Thank you!

We've been hanging around the same threads for awhile now. Going to get the gossip flowing with speculation...

Hope they share!

I don't! I'd get jealous that that I never got the real thing...... Still like your ass....heheh

 

[fnnyworld]

I don't! I'd get jealous that that I never got the real thing...... Still like your ass....heheh

Getting the real thing would mean a Louisville trip... to start.