How many lovers does it take to...

[koalabear]

Getting the real thing would mean a Louisville trip... to start.

Straight down I-65..... Not far at all....

 

[fnnyworld]

Straight down I-65..... Not far at all....

Really now? I'm sure I'll be all healed up very soon koalabear...maybe we should have a date?

Where does that put you, IL or IN?

 

[koalabear]

Really now? I'm sure I'll be all healed up very soon koalabear...maybe we should have a date?

Where does that put you, IL or IN?

East Central IN. Waste of time, I spent all the time learning how to please a lady, plus do the cooking and you want a separate guy for each task! *walks slowly away dragging my paws*..

 

[fnnyworld]

East Central IN. Waste of time, I spent all the time learning how to please a lady, plus do the cooking and you want a separate guy for each task! *walks slowly away dragging my paws*..

One is a number koalabear....sometimes that's how many men it takes.

 

[koalabear]

One is a number koalabear....sometimes that's how many men it takes.

You were a used car saleswoman weren't ya.....

 

[fnnyworld]

You were a used car saleswoman weren't ya.....

Never!

 

[Sassyfrass]

I'm currently taking applications for a "Cabana Boy"..........

 

[koalabear]

I'm currently taking applications for a "Cabana Boy"..........

Well Fuck, another reason I shouldn't have grown up........

 

[koalabear]

Never!

Well Hell!...So much for the idea or tricking you into the backseat......

 

[Sassyfrass]

Well Fuck, another reason I shouldn't have grown up........

Anyone over 18 may apply......

 

[koalabear]

Anyone over 18 may apply......

wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy over.....

 

[Sassyfrass]

wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy over.....

You must be able to :

Apply sun tan lotion and/or oil....

Make and serve drinks

towel me down when necessary

Bring my water float and hand me my reading material

 

[koalabear]

You must be able to :

Apply sun tan lotion and/or oil....in all the tight places.

Make and serve drinks...JIzz Martooney's

towel me down when necessary..with a wide tongue

Bring my water float and hand me my reading material

a floating me and the Kama Sutra.

 

[fnnyworld]

Well Hell!...So much for the idea or tricking you into the backseat......

Prefer a room, but if the back seat is spacious, you wouldn't have to do much talking. I do need a driver from time to time.

 

[koalabear]

Prefer a room, but if the back seat is spacious, you wouldn't have to do much talking. I do need a driver from time to time.

I been known to drive people......crazy..... How about Kitchen tables? They are spacious....

 

[fnnyworld]

I been known to drive people......crazy..... How about Kitchen tables? They are spacious....

Kitchen help? Hmmm sure I'll go for that.

 

[koalabear]

Kitchen help? Hmmm sure I'll go for that.

we may be thinking of two different kinds of help.....

 

[fnnyworld]

we may be thinking of two different kinds of help.....

I doubt that....

But the kitchen is a fun place to work together, no matter the work.

 

[JagFarlane]

I doubt that....

But the kitchen is a fun place to work together, no matter the work.

LOL completely agreed. Some of my best work be in da kitchen

 

[koalabear]

I doubt that....

But the kitchen is a fun place to work together, no matter the work.

Why ya think they invented Kitchen Islands......