graceanne
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nah. he's missing a very important piece of equipment. not that, you pervs! a brain!
How stupid is Homburg?
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nah. he's missing a very important piece of equipment. not that, you pervs! a brain!
Homburg
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I'm a giver.
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No worries. He's not creative enough to really make me feel it, y'know.
Homburg
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nah. he's missing a very important piece of equipment. not that, you pervs! a brain!
And to think, you said we should just ignore this magical font of joy.
graceanne
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Well, i didn't know he'd get this amusing. i figured him for an everyday troll.
Etoile
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By the way, I'm having a great time reading You Suck at Craigslist while waiting for His Holeyness's next post. Feel free to read along!
Etoile
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I still say nobody beats PrincessGoddess and the threat to haul out the lawyers.
HisSexyPet
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Here ya go, always glad to help. I hate when my foot falls asleep.
http://www.alabamawatersolutions.com/images/Glass%20of%20water.jpg
graceanne
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do you ever read the best of craigslist? it's endlessly amusing.
no. she was special. And able to respond in a timely manner.
myinnerslut
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that website is great! i am having so much fun reading it. thanks etoile!
Etoile
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Thank you!!!!! No I am going to add one of my Crystal Light packets to it!!! Here we go!!
http://bayimg.com/image/caepfaaca.jpg
I LOVE FRUIT PUNCH!!!!!!! Don't you!!
Homburg
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And that one glommed onto me obsessively too. The fuck? Is it me? Do my pheromones attract the fuckwits or something?
I think it's the talking cock that attracts them to you.
Etoile
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How awesome it would be if there was a color=grape... life would be complete
Fruit Punch crystal light is best! =D
Epic Win for Etoile
babbies for you
Hey you are in Virginia too!!!!! Let's get together!!! We can have Fruit Punch crystal light!! And maybe we can write some new forum software and make it have color=grape!!!!! I LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
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the captians wench
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That is why I am going to have a little sulk now!!!! Because I am sad about color=grape and this guy is not cheering me up!!! Also I can't have any babbies!! Wait 00Syd was going to help me with that!!!!!!!!!!!!! This deserves a nana conga line!!! And as you know I am not a nana kind of girl!!!! But that is how excited I am!!
OOOHHHHHH NANAS!!!!!!
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night peeps
had enough fun, you're welcome for the entertainment
not going to check this, so if you MUST make a scene you are welcome to continue my marvelous thread. The rest of us have lives to live.
Later, much
J
had enough fun, you're welcome for the entertainment
not going to check this, so if you MUST make a scene you are welcome to continue my marvelous thread. The rest of us have lives to live.
Later, much
J
Yes and we can have color=wheat all day too =D!
Yayyyyyyy!!!!!!
I like you tooooooooooooooo.
But I am almost in North Carolina. D:
But who cares.
We can dine on our fruit punch cryal light together h'anyway!
myinnerslut
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that wasnt just you. that was you and a few others
Etoile
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Well I think Homburg is located halfway between us!!!!!!! We will get together!!! And the three of us will have babbies!!
00Syd
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Its definitely the talking cock.
Good! It's always been my dream to sleep with a talking cock. Oh I can't wait. "Darling slave, would you please suck me a little longer?"
Oh lordy me lordy me.
Does Homburg like Crystal Light Fruit Punch? Cause then the babbies will definitely be better off. bwha.
satindesire
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HOW could he have left out the gum option?! I'm horrified!!!
I concur thirdiest.
That's a word, right?
The collision of Durrr. OMG. That was the funniest thing. EVAR.
I'm stealing that for my next signature change.
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Who wouldn't love it?
00Syd
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Beats me. I love it. And everyone loves everything that I do. Because everyone loves me. Including the OP. So there. I win
