How stupid is Homburg?

[b_slave]

You Suck at Craig's List is the funniest thing I've read on the interwebz in a long time!

 

[the captians wench]

that wasnt just you. that was you and a few others

Yeah, she even took a jab at me! ME! Everyone wubs me.

 

[Homburg]

I think it's the talking cock that attracts them to you.

*facepalm* I knew I was going to regret that thread...

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that wasnt just you. that was you and a few others

True, but the racism thing, and the threads it spawned, were all me.

I should post less to trolls.

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Well I think Homburg is located halfway between us!!!!!!! We will get together!!! And the three of us will have babbies!!

I'm much closer to NC than DC. Richmond would be halfway between, and I'm south of that.

But, yeah, meet-n-greet with Fruit Punch Crystal Light, and your colouration was remarkably realistic, Etoile. It made me thirsty.

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Its definitely the talking cock.

Everyone has read it, haven't they?

 

[satindesire]

Beats me. I love it. And everyone loves everything that I do. Because everyone loves me. Including the OP. So there. I win

/end thread.

*nod*

 

[satindesire]

Everyone has read it, haven't they?

Not only read it, but fapped to it as well.

 

[Homburg]

Who wouldn't love it?

I think the OP wants to love it. At least that's what his PM's say.

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Not only read it, but fapped to it as well.

That is simultaneously cool AND disturbing, dammit.

 

[ZRT]

Still no PMs.

Lame.

*refuses to dignify this with a post*










...shit.

 

[00Syd]

Not only read it, but fapped to it as well.

That's true.

 

[b_slave]

*facepalm* I knew I was going to regret that thread...

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It's true. I read that so long ago but never said anything about it. This talking cock really is something, isn't it Homburg? You, me, and Etoile and this talking cock should get together for a fruit punch meet-n-greet.

Babbies are included, of course.

 

[myinnerslut]

Good! It's always been my dream to sleep with a talking cock. Oh I can't wait. "Darling slave, would you please suck me a little longer?"

Oh lordy me lordy me.

ohhh!!!!!!! the images make me laugh and shy away in horror at the same time!!!!!! my head hurts.

 

[satindesire]

That is simultaneously cool AND disturbing, dammit.

*fistbump*

Still no PMs.

Lame.

*refuses to dignify this with a post*










...shit.

*SNEEEERK!!!!*

 

[b_slave]

ohhh!!!!!!! the images make me laugh and shy away in horror at the same time!!!!!! my head hurts.

Aw, I'm sorry mis.

Good luck with that mouthy cock of his.

 

[Homburg]

Still no PMs.

Lame.

*refuses to dignify this with a post*


...shit.

*cough*original>sequel*cough*

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That's true.

Now I am imagining both you and Satindesire fapping to my My Talking Cock.

This really is not such a bad image.

Okay, I'm actually kind of liking this.

I just have to not listen to My Dick speaking, and think about how weird it is...

Fuck.

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It's true. I read that so long ago but never said anything about it. This talking cock really is something, isn't it Homburg? You, me, and Etoile and this talking cock should get together for a fruit punch meet-n-greet.

Babbies are included, of course.

It has been a while since we had a VA/DC/MD Litogether.

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ohhh!!!!!!! the images make me laugh and shy away in horror at the same time!!!!!! my head hurts.

Trust me, I know. Really.

 

[ZRT]

*cough*original>sequel*cough*

...normally I'm the one who scores the good lines on you.

Man, I must be off my game this week.

Bitch.

 

[b_slave]

Now I am imagining both you and Satindesire fapping to my My Talking Cock.

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It has been a while since we had a VA/DC/MD Litogether.

*faps*

Really? I've never noticed. You people make me shy, so I never posted before, not really anyway. =]

I was so sceered of you big BDSM people. You make me have nightmares. Especially Homburg's cock. Talking cock, I might add.

 

[Homburg]

...normally I'm the one who scores the good lines on you.

Man, I must be off my game this week.

Bitch.

Dude, it happens to everyone now and again, even young guys like you. It's nothing to be embarrassed about either, and I think they have a pill for it.

You can get help.

 

[EmpressFi]

I still say nobody beats PrincessGoddess and the threat to haul out the lawyers.

oooh I remember that one.. Malin, Master and I all joined in that one..

 

[Byron In Exile]

Repost as requested from general board.

It... wasn't so much a request for a "repost" as just... "please go back," you know?

 

[EmpressFi]

I should post less to trolls.

now what fun is in that?

 

[Homburg]

*faps*

Really? I've never noticed. You people make me shy, so I never posted before, not really anyway. =]

I was so sceered of you big BDSM people. You make me have nightmares. Especially Homburg's cock. Talking cock, I might add.

Oh, we're not that scary. Positively warm and welcoming. And you posted on that thread more than once!

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It... wasn't so much a request for a "repost" as just... "please go back," you know?

No, really, we don't want him. You guys have more room there. We're a little board in comparison.

 

[Kikori]

How was I not here to participate in the hilarity? .-.

Also, while we're on the topic of color=grape. Just what color SHOULD grape be, anyway? Certainly not Indigo's, Purple's, or Dark Orchid's, but what?

Testing of 9933cc
Testing of 660099
Testing of 660033
Testing of 330066
Testing of 6600cc

Any of those look like a good grape, Etoile?
I don't wanna leave us stuck with just wheats and limes...

 

[Byron In Exile]

is that the best you can do? at least samuelx called me a bigoted white cunt. oh, yeah, and a nazi.

Did he do that here, or on the GB?

If he's been visiting other forums, a reduction in his ration of stale breadcrusts may be in order.

 

[b_slave]

Oh, we're not that scary. Positively warm and welcoming. And you posted on that thread more than once!

Yes yes, you're welcoming now. xP I'm kidding.
You all always have been =]
As long as you don't troll about dumb stuff. <.< Which is hilarious.

Did I post there? I don't remember. I didn't follow up on it obviously.
Geesh, Homburg. All in my posts and what not.

 

[ZRT]

Dude, it happens to everyone now and again, even young guys like you. It's nothing to be embarrassed about either, and I think they have a pill for it.

You can get help.

Rest assured, I will have my revengeance* for this night.

*I know it's not a word. It's an old joke between me and one of my ex-girlfriends.

 

[Kajira Callista]

*goes back to moving things around*