How stupid is Homburg?

[Byron In Exile]

No, really, we don't want him. You guys have more room there. We're a little board in comparison.

Oh, rubbish... it's not a question of "who wants him," now, is it? Obviously nobody wants him. And, as I said here,

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=673963

...we're positively up to our eyeballs in obnoxious idiots. We sail boats upon seas of them daily. And we can't possibly start taking in stray idiots from other forums, now. Actually, just between us, we've so far resisted the urge to offload a few hundred or so onto other forums.

You have a smaller forum, true. But you've had fun with him so far, haven't you? I mean, what harm can an obnoxious idiot or two do to an otherwise civilized rational online community? You can make sport of him on days when the weather is inclement and picnics are not an option. I would say he's much more needed here than he is on the GB.

 

[BlitzKrieger]

Forsooth.

Also... you talk purdy. -idiot grin-

 

[sinnocence]

...wow. How did I miss all of this?

 

[Keroin]

I like gum.

 

[satindesire]

I like gum.

/random!!!!

 

[minx1]

Ooh, I like my face.



Eek!

I just voted for your face. I would vote for it anyday

 

[satindesire]

ITW if I could vote....I would vote for your face anyday

no voting allowed without the gum option.

 

[minx1]

...we're positively up to our eyeballs in obnoxious idiots. We sail boats upon seas of them daily.

*laugh* I love that

 

[graceanne]

And that one glommed onto me obsessively too. The fuck? Is it me? Do my pheromones attract the fuckwits or something?

They usually glom onto me, too. I guess i just wasn't annoying enough with this one.

That is simultaneously cool AND disturbing, dammit.

Wanna bet that your head finds it disturbing and you cock thinks it's cool?

*faps*

Really? I've never noticed. You people make me shy, so I never posted before, not really anyway. =]

I was so sceered of you big BDSM people. You make me have nightmares. Especially Homburg's cock. Talking cock, I might add.

BOO!!

Oh, we're not that scary. Positively warm and welcoming. And you posted on that thread more than once!

stop lying to the newbies.

Did he do that here, or on the GB?

If he's been visiting other forums, a reduction in his ration of stale breadcrusts may be in order.

Both. it started here, and then he moved it to the GB. Some nice GBer came over here to let me know that he started a thread JUST ABOUT ME *preens* and so i went and had fun with him there, too.

...wow. How did I miss all of this?

Bad luck.

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

Oh man, I am so jealous. I've never had my own troll thread!

 

[graceanne]

Oh man, I am so jealous. I've never had my own troll thread!

i told you. you gotta annoy them to get your own thread.

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

i told you. you gotta annoy them to get your own thread.

Oh good grief. I'm too boring even for the trolls? Now I know I have no life.

 

[graceanne]

Oh good grief. I'm too boring even for the trolls? Now I know I have no life.

silly. you're too nice for the trolls. you're far from boring.

 

[Homburg]

Yes yes, you're welcoming now. xP I'm kidding.
You all always have been =]
As long as you don't troll about dumb stuff. <.< Which is hilarious.

Did I post there? I don't remember. I didn't follow up on it obviously.
Geesh, Homburg. All in my posts and what not.

I remembered the name and was curious to see if you ever posted.

--

Rest assured, I will have my revengeance* for this night.

*I know it's not a word. It's an old joke between me and one of my ex-girlfriends.

Is your ex-girlfriend on Lit?

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Oh, rubbish... it's not a question of "who wants him," now, is it? Obviously nobody wants him. And, as I said here,

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=673963

...we're positively up to our eyeballs in obnoxious idiots. We sail boats upon seas of them daily. And we can't possibly start taking in stray idiots from other forums, now. Actually, just between us, we've so far resisted the urge to offload a few hundred or so onto other forums.

You have a smaller forum, true. But you've had fun with him so far, haven't you? I mean, what harm can an obnoxious idiot or two do to an otherwise civilized rational online community? You can make sport of him on days when the weather is inclement and picnics are not an option. I would say he's much more needed here than he is on the GB.

Hmm, well, okay. So long as you keep yours in your forum, we can probably take this one back. Just understand that he's not bright, and probably won't understand what forum he's in at all times. If he decides to *ahem* mark up your territory just cuff him a few times and I'm sure he'll wander off.

--

They usually glom onto me, too. I guess i just wasn't annoying enough with this one.

What are we doing to attract the fuckwits?

Wanna bet that your head finds it disturbing and you cock thinks it's cool?

That is an almost frighteningly precise take on what is going on here.

stop lying to the newbies.

I totally am not lying! What a horrible thing to say.

Newbies, don't listen to the mean lady.

 

[graceanne]

What are we doing to attract the fuckwits?

luck, i guess

I totally am not lying! What a horrible thing to say.

Newbies, don't listen to the mean lady.

mean? i'm an angel.

see, it even says so under my name

 

[AngelicAssassin]

What are we doing to attract the fuckwits

• College classes started in the last month
• natural selection has taken place
• the computer Mom and Dad bought s/he/it has gathered dust until now
• s/he/it hasn't surfed enough porn to lock up their machine yet.

Next question?

 

[graceanne]

• College classes started in the last month
• natural selection has taken place
• the computer Mom and Dad bought s/he/it has gathered dust until now
• s/he/it hasn't surfed enough porn to lock up their machine yet.

Next question?

Eh. Do you really think he's old enough to be in college? i was thinking highschool. maybe.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Eh. Do you really think he's old enough to be in college? i was thinking highschool. maybe.

Nah, mommy would have cut him off at this hour already.

 

[graceanne]

Nah, mommy would have cut him off at this hour already.

true.

 

[Etoile]

How was I not here to participate in the hilarity? .-.

Also, while we're on the topic of color=grape. Just what color SHOULD grape be, anyway? Certainly not Indigo's, Purple's, or Dark Orchid's, but what?

Testing of 9933cc
Testing of 660099
Testing of 660033
Testing of 330066
Testing of 6600cc

Any of those look like a good grape, Etoile?
I don't wanna leave us stuck with just wheats and limes...

Noooooooo!!!! Only colors named for foods are allowed!!!!!!! No hex!!! For example color=tomato indicates that you are Desperately Seeking Susan!!!! Which is why nobody uses it!! Because who wants Susan anyway!!!! That is why red is much more popular!!!!!!!!! Of course we do have color=plum but it is not very good!!!! And anyway who says color=grape should be purple!!!!!! I like white grapes too!! Of course if you really want to be popular there is always color=honeydew which means you are good at sex!!!! It is a surprise more people do not post in color=honeydew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[graceanne]

Noooooooo!!!! Only colors named for foods are allowed!!!!!!! No hex!!! For example color=tomato indicates that you are Desperately Seeking Susan!!!! Which is why nobody uses it!! Because who wants Susan anyway!!!! That is why red is much more popular!!!!!!!!! Of course we do have color=plum but it is not very good!!!! And anyway who says color=grape should be purple!!!!!! I like white grapes too!! Of course if you really want to be popular there is always color=honeydew which means you are good at sex!!!! It is a surprise more people do not post in color=honeydew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi!

Color=honeydew seems a lot like color=white

 

[Etoile]

Hi!

Color=honeydew seems a lot like color=white

Of course it does!!!! That is why it has such an important meaning!!! Only those in the know will realize you are good at sex!!!!!

I am typing with my left pinky completely asleep!!!! I can stick it up my nose and it feels like an alien!!!!! But I make a lot of typos!! This was hard to write!!!!

 

[satindesire]

Eh. Do you really think he's old enough to be in college? i was thinking highschool. maybe.

You're probably both right. Old enough for college, yet still in HS.

Also, gum.


btw, this isn't Satin, just her occasional over the shoulder reader. I just had to post cause Burg-dawg is soooo not a douche. More importantly however, I FUCKING love wheat (the color, although bread is nice) way FUCKING more than that guy will ever even THINK he loves wheat. I'd have an all day wheat-a-thon with him if I diddn't already win.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Wow. Somebody didn't have his Ovaltine or his fairy story to settle him down last night did he?

*Dusts off notices and tacks them to wall*

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[Lizzie_Borden]

I'm still utterly disappointed you have the nerve to call yourself Captain Jack.

You're not a 10th of Captain Jack's funky toejam.