How-To Board Spotlight: Newbies!

[sheath]

That was fucking awesome!

Yeah, yeah.

Smartass. You should just count yourself lucky you weren't IN that car.

S.

 

[PatMan]

Re: Re: Re: How-To Board Spotlight: Newbies!

Oh...you just made MY night!

S.

Actually - you often make ours

Pat.

 

[sheath]

1. In what year did you lose your virginity?

Ummm...1992. Wow...I suddenly feel...my age? lol

2. Top 3 favorite sectons of Lit stories you like to read?

Erotic Couplings, Non-Erotic, and Loving Wives

3. Whats for dinner tonight?

Baked fish, green beans, hush puppies, fresh peaches and homemade lemonade.

4. What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?

What else? Have sex!

5. Favorite junk food?

Snickers Bars. Ummm...I love those things.

6. Favorite band/musician/group?

Band: Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band
Musician: Keith Urban
Group: (Assuming a 'group' doesn't play music, while a 'band' does)...I don't know. I have an aversion to artists who don't play their own music on their own instruments.

7. Last book you read? good/bad?

"My Life" by Bill Clinton. It was good in the sense that it was a unique view of history, bad in the sense that for an autobiography, he didn't face any demon bigger than a cockroach on the floor of his conscience. But hey, I'm opinionated.

8. If you were an animal, what would you be? why?

A kitten...so I could see the world through such interesting eyes, and give unconditional love. Besides, know how you can't help but cuddle a little kitten? I would like that.

9. Chicken or the egg? why?

Dunno, but I prefer fried chicken to fried eggs, does that count?

10. What are 3 things you couldn't possibly live with out? (we'll assume Lit is the 4th )

My children...let's count them as one thing, that leaves me with two more...friendship...and finally, music...especially the sweet sound of a guitar.

S.

 

[midwestyankee]

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1. In what year did you lose your virginity? 1966

2. Top 3 favorite sectons of Lit stories you like to read?I read authors not genres. Sirhugs and Sheath are at the top of my list and have been for quite some time.

3. Whats for dinner tonight? Vegetarian chili spread over a baked potato

4. What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day? Try FF sex with my beloved

5. Favorite junk food? Peanuts in the shell - and I mean really in the shell.

6. Favorite band/musician/group? The Moody Blues, Beethoven, and Norah Jones

7. Last book you read? good/bad? the Teammates by David Halberstam. He can't write a bad book.

8. If you were an animal, what would you be? why? Alright, who let Barbara Walters in here? I'd be a bird so I could fly every day and add beauty to the air.

9. Chicken or the egg? why? The duck. Because, just because.

10. What are 3 things you couldn't possibly live with out? (we'll assume Lit is the 4th ) My computer, my children, and my beloved.

 

[Beloved0903]

4. What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day? Try FF sex with my beloved

The things you learn by visiting the How To boards

 

[TNRkitect2b]

1. In what year did you lose your virginity?
1988

2. Top 3 favorite sectons of Lit stories you like to read?
Also by author, with Sheath #1 0n my list
3. Whats for dinner tonight?
No decision has been made yet, sorry

4. What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?
See what sex feels like from the other end, and if I were good looking, probably pick some shy guy and rock his world, since they are always SOL
5. Favorite junk food?
Sour Skittles or Sweetarts
6. Favorite band/musician/group?
Band - The Marshal Tucker Band
Musician - Jimmy Buffett
Group - Have to back to Motown, with The Four Tops
7. Last book you read? good/bad?
Not counting school books, "A Short History of Wales" by Owen M Edwards it was an fairly entertaining read, so good. (The next book I lplan to read is "Better Judgement" )
8. If you were an animal, what would you be? why?
Considering that I am considered by many friends to be of the species of "Feline Sapiens" as it is, It would be easy to say a Cat.
9. Chicken or the egg? why?
Chicken.
10. What are 3 things you couldn't possibly live with out? (we'll assume Lit is the 4th )
Music, Friends, Nature

 

[intrigued]

Unless I'm being presumptious in reading this, I'd second that nomination.......he certainly is the object of my desires

Well, I certainly didn't mean in that way, though I can see how you took it that way.

I carry on with hersixstring the way I do because of my relationship with sheath, and many things I can't talk about. It's purely something I do for fun, and I have sheaths approval. We are all merely cutting up and trying to have a little safe fun. Especially me, because I'm troll bait and everywhere I go, things turn ugly. That's why I asked sheath to do this instead of me, because I knew my trolls would come and ruin it if I started the thread. But see, I now realize I can't post in fun, I can't post seriously, I can't post a damn thing without upsetting someone. I don't have a clue why I keep coming back here.

I wasn't hitting on your man. I do care for him because he is utterly wise, has always been insightful and very kind to me. He is quite a popular poster here, and his mind and the way he presents himself is frigging hot.

But, as most everyone knows, I'm also attached, and i was only cutting up.

To whomever asked me how you get 12K+ posts, it's mostly from 4 pic threads spread out over two years. I'm hoping the last one dies, because my trolls found it just like they did the others, and ruined that too.
Have hope, my post count won't grow much more now.

I think you were cutting up above in your post, but I don't like to take chances with such matters. I'm sorry.

 

[TNRkitect2b]

What is your most distinguishable trait?
My unremakableness

If you had to give up the internet or alcohol, which would it be?

Alcohol.

What's your favorite way to dress when you're feeling fiesty?
my birthday suit

What is it about midwestyankee?

I only wish my sense of humour was as developed as his.

What enables you to "cut loose", stop thinking and just enjoy a moment as it happens?
Being comfortable wit hthem. In a word, trust.

What is the funniest thing that ever happened to you?
How 'bout puking all over the floor of my girlfriend's bedroom in the middle of losing my virginity?

In hersixstrings neverending absence, do you think it would be OK to come up with a new object of desire?

Certainly, just make sure to reserve a front row seat for him for any fun stuff you may do.

What's under your bed?

A Trundle bed

If you were an actor/actress, what type movies would we see you in?

Drama, Suspense, comedy

Are your fantasies centered around a certain someone you know, (partner, neighbor, etc.) or even as a stranger that you come across or someone on the web---or are they always some faceless nobody with something that is a trigger for you?

The are centered around people I know, but all share certain characteristics

PS: What time does this board finally start jumping?

Whenever you and Sheath are here .

 

[Beloved0903]

Well, I certainly didn't mean in that way, though I can see how you took it that way.

I carry on with hersixstring the way I do because of my relationship with sheath, and many things I can't talk about. It's purely something I do for fun, and I have sheaths approval. We are all merely cutting up and trying to have a little safe fun. Especially me, because I'm troll bait and everywhere I go, things turn ugly. That's why I asked sheath to do this instead of me, because I knew my trolls would come and ruin it if I started the thread. But see, I now realize I can't post in fun, I can't post seriously, I can't post a damn thing without upsetting someone. I don't have a clue why I keep coming back here.

I wasn't hitting on your man. I do care for him because he is utterly wise, has always been insightful and very kind to me. He is quite a popular poster here, and his mind and the way he presents himself is frigging hot.

But, as most everyone knows, I'm also attached, and i was only cutting up.

To whomever asked me how you get 12K+ posts, it's mostly from 4 pic threads spread out over two years. I'm hoping the last one dies, because my trolls found it just like they did the others, and ruined that too.
Have hope, my post count won't grow much more now.

I think you were cutting up above in your post, but I don't like to take chances with such matters. I'm sorry.

I think the fault is entirely mine. I didn't express myself very clearly. I merely meant to suggest that I think you have excellent taste

 

[Metal_Monkey]

I think the fault is entirely mine. I didn't express myself very clearly. I merely meant to suggest that I think you have excellent taste

I second that. Maybe I'm just being naive, but I don't understand why the trolls have it out for intrigue.

 

[twiggy_the_spider]

1. What brought you to Lit? boredom on a sunday nite and a link from another board.

2. What is your favorite hobby? (other than Lit, of course, which rightfully should be everybody's favorite little hobby. )listenin to and playing music, painting.

3. What is your favorite quote?
me-fuck em if they can't take a joke.
my wee sister- if they can't take a joke they wouldnt be fuckin you.

4. What is your weirdest claim to fame? (You know, the kind of thing your hometown would put on a road sign if only it weren't so...well...weird.) i can fit 13 malteasers in my mouth at once.

5. What is your favorite charitable cause? Why? uhm, amnesty international. why..? why not.?

6. What do you drive? i dont.

7. Describe your favorite place in the whole world. the beach in winter when the air is cold and sharp.. yeah.

8. What is your most wonderful accomplishment? the malteasers again..? no, ok, gettin into university, i had to do a folio and interview and stuff. well, it meant a lot to me, anyway.

9. Where did you come up with your Lit name? i saw a pretty spider and it had big log legs, like eyelashes which reminded me of that model twiggy so i called it twiggy the spider and i guess it kinda stuck in my mind.

And last but not least (since this IS a porn board, technically)...

10. What is your favorite position? uhm, depends, doggy *woof* or tied in a position of his choice.

What is your most distinguishable trait? i dont know, im sarcastic, and smart, some people think im funny, im kinda angular looking, sharp, you know? people remember that about me.

If you had to give up the internet or alcohol, which would it be?
uhm, alcohol but only if i can still have valium and pot im afraid.

What's your favorite way to dress when you're feeling fiesty? hmm, i like to dress like a nice girl in a blouse and knee length skirt and then just not wear underwear, that gets people looking twice, or, nice and slutty.. yeah, whatever works..

What is it about midwestyankee? i dont know.. what is it?

What enables you to "cut loose", stop thinking and just enjoy a moment as it happens? being with someone im comfortable with, someone who i know i can laugh with if i make a fool of myself. and then i know the worst that can happen and i can just relax.

What is the funniest thing that ever happened to you?i dont know, uhm, the other day i got stuck in a pvc corset that i couldnt afford when i was trying it on and i couldnt call the girl in cuz my nipples were hangin out and i thought i'd broken it, and then i fell over and through the curtian and everyone in the store laughed at me, for a long while.

What's under your bed? uhm, i dont like to check. old socks i suspect.

If you were an actor/actress, what type movies would we see you in?uh, probably second rate porn or something.

 

[bobsgirl]

Re: Re: Re: How-To Board Spotlight: Newbies!

Well, folks, now you can see where that veil of steam comes from.

Sweetheart, it will take me two forevers to tell you everything that's in my heart. I hope you've got the time.

Well, we have sheath and hersixstring, and now we have this fine couple. Ain't love grand?!

I think I'm going to pull up my lawnchair and watch the fun.

 

[SXCRgirl]

Ok, a few questions from moi:

What is your most distinguishable trait?

I would say the mix between my parents. My Father is Spanish and my mother is Chinese ... so I'm a mutt. I have these freckles that I used to hate as a kid, but now as an adult, I love them! They make me look unique.

If you had to give up the internet or alcohol, which would it be?

This one is a no-brainer. Alcohol.

What's your favorite way to dress when you're feeling fiesty?

Not to wear anything at all. But if that's not going to work, I have skirt that I wear and usually go without underwear.

What is it about midwestyankee?

What's not to like about this man? He's funny and sweet. This makes him cool in my book.

What enables you to "cut loose", stop thinking and just enjoy a moment as it happens?

When I am around people that I ABSOLUTELY trust.

What is the funniest thing that ever happened to you?

It involves a bowling alley, my siblings, prayer and a swimming pool. It's one of those, you-just-had-to-be-there moments.

In hersixstrings neverending absence, do you think it would be OK to come up with a new object of desire? I would ofcourse still be the Prez of the new fan club. Well, maybe. Unless Mr. Strings returns within 24 hours, and then I'll have to devote myself to him. But don't fret. He is like a fly, he'll be here for a few seconds, flitting all around the room and then he's outta here again! I will be free to return to adoring our new Object of Desire.

Nope. Not okay. Besides, I would prefer to only take pictures of him him and the fan club. Which by the way, my camera has been really lonely since he's been away.

What's under your bed?

My old laptop that's not working and I've been meaning to get it fixed. My brand new laptop when I'm at work. Ummmmmm, my scanner. Let's see ... oh and my sticker box! No self-respecting moto fan can do without a sticker box!!!

If you were an actor/actress, what type movies would we see you in?

Dunno. I've never really thought about being an actress. I'd rather be a singer though.

Are your fantasies centered around a certain someone you know, (partner, neighbor, etc.) or even as a stranger that you come across or someone on the web---or are they always some faceless nobody with something that is a trigger for you?

It depends on my mood. My fantasies usually involve someone that I know. I don't normally fantasize about a faceless nobody. I prefer to think about someone that I have some kind of a connection to.

PS: What time does this board finally start jumping?

LOL! Does it ever stop?

 

[TirelessTongue]

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1. In what year did you lose your virginity?

I lost my virginity in 1996. Maybe it was 97'? too far back for me to remember.

2. Top 3 favorite sectons of Lit stories you like to read?

I don't read the lit stories. I'm only here on the General boards, How to boards, and the Amateur pic feedback boards.

3. Whats for dinner tonight?

I was on the run and in a hurry so I had Wendy's.

4. What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?

Stay in bed for 18 hours of that day and play with myself and my new parts. Then I'd spend the other 6 hours at a bar/club and enjoy all the attention I'd attract.

5. Favorite junk food?

Snickers bars.

6. Favorite band/musician/group?

IRON MAIDEN

7. Last book you read? good/bad?

RED DRAGON (written by Thomas Harris), it was decent. I'm not really much into books. No written words can give me goosebumps.

8. If you were an animal, what would you be? why?

I'd be a Rabbit. Because I can never vomit and I'd spend most of my lifetime fucking.

9. Chicken or the egg? why?

The chicken of course ! It simply tastes better

10. What are 3 things you couldn't possibly live with out? (we'll assume Lit is the 4th )

I cannot live without my CD collection of heavy metal. I can't live without some sort of companionship.......and I also cannot live without some kind of physical activity.[/B][/QUOTE]

 

[curiouswtchr]

How-To Broad Spotlight: Newbies

1. What brought you to Lit?
...looking for erotica

2. What is your favorite hobby? ( other than Lit, of course,
which rightfully should be everybody's favorite hobby
...sewing, cooking, watching college and NFL
( go 'noles............go seahawks, i am a sucker for the
underdogs)

3. What is your favorite quote?
... two actually....Do unto others as you would have
them do unto you......and
If Momma aint happy aint NOBODY happy!!

4. What is your weirdest claim to fame?
...i can touch the tip of my nose with my tounge. does that
count?

5. What is your favorite charitable cause? Why?
.....diabites and heart, both affecting my parents

6.What do you drive?
....1994 Ford Explorer....plain jane...with 305,134 orginial
miles and still going strong! woo hoo

7. Describe your favorite place in the world.
.... beach just down the road from my house, walking
hand in hand with my wonderful husband, him suddenly
stopping turning me to face him and telling me.
" the vast expanse of this ocean, does not even come
close to the love and desire i feel for you" i dropped
to the sand right then and there ....oh my love

8. What is your most wonderful accomplishment?
...no doubt, my three, grown, caring, contributing to
society, loving children. who have given us three
beautiful grand daughters....what a rush!

9. Where did you come up with your Lit name?
... i too came for the stories, found the boards
and watched and learned for a month or so.
hence the name, curiouswtchr

10. What is your favorite position?
....my legs over his shoulders, watching his face
as he brings me over the brink and then the
expressions on his face as he cums with me!

11. What is your most distinguistable trait?
.....my eyes....hazel green with golden yellow
around the iris

12. If you had to give up the internet or alcohol?
...alcohol

13. What is your favorite way to dress when you
are feeling fiesty?
....bra with nipples cut out, button down sundress
no panties

14. What is it about "midwestyankee"?
..... I'll have to get back to you on that one

15. What enables you to cut loose?
......2 things.....trust and 2 shots of tequila...
guess that's 3 but HELLLOOOOOO hormones!

16. What is the funniest thing that has ever happened
to you?
....long story short, friends house, hubbys deployed
all the kids running around and playing. friend had
sliding glass doors that led to family room. made the
comment that she should invest in some decals so the
kids wouldn't run into the doors. while later the wives
were playing chardes and i said i'll be right back gotta
go potty. got up with my head down started up the
steps at a quick pace and...*bam* ran right into the
doors and rolled ass over head back down the stairs.
( see if i say anything like that again......duhhh)

17. What year did i lose my virginity?
...in my eyes it was 1978

18. Favorite sections of Lit
....bdsm/new/loving wives

19. Dinner?
...rosemary roasted chicken, salad

20. Opposite sex for a day?
.... make my lover feel the way he makes me feel
oh so yummmmy!

21. Favorite junk food?
little debbie devil squares

22. Favorite band/ musician / group
... Great White, Jack Johnson, Beach Boys

23. Last book?
First King of Shannara.....Terry Brooks

24. If I was an animal?
I love my dog, but i would definately want to
be a pussy cat! so I could purrrrrr

25. Chicken or egg?
chicken..........egg............now hush i said chicken,
(let me get back to you when the debate is done)

Ok i think i got them all........

The only sad thing about finding this site is i found
it after my man left on deployment, and I have become
addicted...............help!

 

[car nut]

So does my husband, well the mustangs anyways. i think he would love the 69 Mach-1. He used to have a 99' 35th anniversary, limited edition, til i wrecked it last march, ironically enough that's the reason i don't drive a whole lot anymore.

There weren't that many of that particular year made from what i understand.

Mustangs are nothing special, personally i ythink theyre ugly and underpowered. Oh and theyre made by ford so thats just a whole nother reason they suck.

FORD - Found On Russian Dump

or, now dont get mad at me for this just a funny syaing i once heard thats all...... A mustang is like a tampon every bitch has one. Ok ima stop before you jackass errr mustamg lovers get all mad at me.

 

[jaded_lily]

Mustangs are nothing special, personally i ythink theyre ugly and underpowered. Oh and theyre made by ford so thats just a whole nother reason they suck.

FORD - Found On Russian Dump

or, now dont get mad at me for this just a funny syaing i once heard thats all...... A mustang is like a tampon every bitch has one. Ok ima stop before you jackass errr mustamg lovers get all mad at me.

ok for 1 thing i wasn't asking for you ignorant comments. .

And for another thing it's MRS. BITCH to you.

 

[pureromnce]

Oh. My. God. My heart rate went up with every word of this particular answer.

S...who loves Mustangs, Harleys and big ole trucks.

Well, my heart rate went up reading your stories - so I guess we are even!



Dave

 

[sheath]

Well, my heart rate went up reading your stories - so I guess we are even!



Dave

And not only do you drive all the vehicles I love, you have one of my top-five favorite songs in your sig line...

Ahem. Yeah. You are SO welcome to Lit.

S.

 

[melancholygirl]

1. What brought you to Lit? Looking for a fun and interactive online community

2. What is your favorite hobby? (other than Lit, of course, which rightfully should be everybody's favorite little hobby. ) travelling

3. What is your favorite quote? It's never to late to become the person you want to be.

4. What is your weirdest claim to fame? (You know, the kind of thing your hometown would put on a road sign if only it weren't so...well...weird.) Tallest bisexual nymphomaniac in town....

5. What is your favorite charitable cause? Why? Anything preventing child abuse. Why, because they'll never be able to help themselves

6. What do you drive? Saturn LS

7. Describe your favorite place in the whole world. The coast of Maine...where the forest meets the sea

8. What is your most wonderful accomplishment? my son

9. Where did you come up with your Lit name? my mood when I signed up

And last but not least (since this IS a porn board, technically)...

10. What is your favorite position? I have to CHOOSE??? With a man, an agressive man on top, with a woman, me on top biting her nipples while fucking her hard with my strap-on!!

 

[wicked woman]

Re: Re: Re: Re: How-To Board Spotlight: Newbies!

Originally posted by bobsgirl
Well, we have sheath and hersixstring, and now we have this fine couple. Ain't love grand?!

I think I'm going to pull up my lawnchair and watch the fun.

oh have to agree with this...puts a huge on my face...pulling up a comfy leather club chair...

 

[pureromnce]

And not only do you drive all the vehicles I love, you have one of my top-five favorite songs in your sig line...

Ahem. Yeah. You are SO welcome to Lit.

S.

Well, thank you for making me feel welcome, and glad I started posting again.

It's one of my fav songs as well. It's funny, but it took on a whole new meaning after spending time on Beale - Go figure!



Dave

 

[pampermint]

1. What brought you to Lit?
I was on another website board where someone posted up a website listing of most visited websites. Lit was on there and here I am.

2. What is your favorite hobby? (other than Lit, of course, which rightfully should be everybody's favorite little hobby. )
I have been riding my mountain bike a lot. I do enjoy reading and sewing things. I make lots of pillowcases. LOL

3. What is your favorite quote?
"Other people and things can stop you temporarily. You're the only one who can do it permanently."
--Zig Ziglar

4. What is your weirdest claim to fame? (You know, the kind of thing your hometown would put on a road sign if only it weren't so...well...weird.)
I accually think that I am pretty normal/boring. Let me think on this one.

5. What is your favorite charitable cause? Why?
Make A Wish. They help out kids.

6. What do you drive?
I drive my little brothers car when he does not need it, because I do not have one of my own.

7. Describe your favorite place in the whole world.
At the beach. I love the sound of the ocean.

8. What is your most wonderful accomplishment?
Besides being a mom? Currently working on a professional goal that I have set...

9. Where did you come up with your Lit name?
'Pampermint' was a product line that came out for the holidays last year. Plus I love minty things, and being pampered.

And last but not least (since this IS a porn board, technically)...

10. What is your favorite position?
Right now at this very moment... anything! But I do like it doggy.

 

[mystic_maiden32]

Yes, this is a silly thread. But it does have a purpose.

Okay, so all of you "regulars" have noticed there are quite a few newbies...and we're not talking trolls. Newbies who are actually serious about giving out their advice and support, who really do have something to say. This little how-to board has suddenly exploded with them, and this is a GOOD thing.

So, in borrowing a ploy from the wicked General Board, let's try this: A spotlight on those "newbies" who are quickly becoming a "regulars".

Y'all introduce yourselves! And answer some questions so we can get to know you a bit better. "Oldies" can answer to, as long as somebody posts new questions every so often. Fair enough? Okay. So...

I'll start with the questions:

1. What brought you to Lit? The stories

2. What is your favorite hobby? (other than Lit, of course, which rightfully should be everybody's favorite little hobby. ) swimming

3. What is your favorite quote? "What's up cuntcake?" someone on the GB

4. What is your weirdest claim to fame? (You know, the kind of thing your hometown would put on a road sign if only it weren't so...well...weird.) my BJ's

5. What is your favorite charitable cause? Why? The Red Cross-they helped us immensley when we lost our home to a flood.

6. What do you drive? station wagon (I have 3 kids) and a crotch rocket

7. Describe your favorite place in the whole world. with my kids and husband

8. What is your most wonderful accomplishment? my children

9. Where did you come up with your Lit name? from my yahoo email

And last but not least (since this IS a porn board, technically)...

10. What is your favorite position? on top of hubby

***

Welcome, new friends.

S.

 

[firefighter02]

1. What brought you to Lit?
Actually I don't remember

2. What is your favorite hobby? Hobbies..who has time for hobbies??

3. What is your favorite quote? "Well fuck me running in the woods."

4. What is your weirdest claim to fame? (You know, the kind of thing your hometown would put on a road sign if only it weren't so...well...weird.) Um...well my name IS on a sign...

5. What is your favorite charitable cause? Why? Charitable cause..hmmmm....Well I would say the Durango fund..LOL..ok ok seriously...my favorite charitable fund...hmmm...Boys Town. Maybe my small donations help I suppose.

6. What do you drive? a number of different things..from the LHS to the Big red truck with flashy lights and a siren.

7. Describe your favorite place in the whole world. My happy place?? noooo... Actually my favorite place in the whole world is my front porch.

8. What is your most wonderful accomplishment? That I can feel ok with who I am 50% of the time.

9. Where did you come up with your Lit name? Well isnt' it obvious?? I am the fire chief baby!!

And last but not least (since this IS a porn board, technically)...

10. What is your favorite position? Standing over her with the belt in my hand.