How To Seduce A Lit-Man

[SMNaughtywife]

Make him dance, show he's interested. If he's still around after six months, score. A year or longer, then you've got yourself a gold nugget.

 

[Stryderthorongil]

How To Seduce Your Typical Lit-Man In One Easy Step

Step One: post your tits.

yw

I'm not that easy

 

[sweetnsourbunny]

I'm not that easy

You ain't seen my tits, bub.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm not that easy

I was being sarcastic. We don't want the easy ones!

 

[sexywriterfla]

You ain't seen my tits, bub.

Speaking of which...

 

[sweetnsourbunny]

Speaking of which...

What?

 

[sexywriterfla]

What?

Your lovely nipples...I was daydreaming...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Make him dance, show he's interested. If he's still around after six months, score. A year or longer, then you've got yourself a gold nugget.

Talk about sifting the wheat from the chaff!

 

[Sundayschild]

Talk about sifting the wheat from the chaff!

Ahem. Welcome to Lit...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ahem. Welcome to Lit...

Hello, Nugget.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

6 months? I thought we were just learning how to score a quickie!

 

[Misshotndeep]

Talk about sifting the wheat from the chaff!

Better line that sift with cheese cloth around here. lol

 

[Sundayschild]

Hello, Nugget.

Awright gawjus! Nice thread - like you ever needed help

(Nugget...?)

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Awright, gawjus! Nice thread - like you ever needed help

(Nugget...?)

The topic of seduction makes for entertaining conversation.

(And, scroll up a bit.)

 

[Sundayschild]

The topic of seduction makes for entertaining conversation.

(And, scroll up a bit.)

Quite agree - all those pictures of blow jobs get old fast.

 

[CleverCowardice]

6 months? I thought we were just learning how to score a quickie!

I would argue the original question was fundamentally flawed given it didn't specify how one was to define 'seduction' in this instance. There's a wide chasm of difference between seducing a guy into an erection and, say, seducing a man to pack a bag, hop a flight and fly halfway across the world just to spend a few hours with you because he can't get you out of his mind and, more than anything, he needs to share the same physical space with you, breathe the same air as you, to take you by the hand and look into your eyes to anchor him because without that, without you, he felt like himself fading, a terrifying sensation like he might just float away, into the sky, into the stars, into the ether, and he'd be lost forever.

I can't speak to the standards of other men, but that second one, for me, is going to require more than just boobs.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Quite agree - all those pictures of blow jobs get old fast.

I'm not at all sure I believe you on that point.

 

[cole4258]

Such a nice thread. Makes a guy smile

 

[averagesizeguy]

Every man has something that he's passionate about. He reacts differently when it's on his mind. There's a smile he gets, different from any other smile to cross his face, even in those quiet, alone moments when it's on his mind. Be what makes him smile that smile.

 

[mickyp123]

Every man has something that he's passionate about. He reacts differently when it's on his mind. There's a smile he gets, different from any other smile to cross his face, even in those quiet, alone moments when it's on his mind. Be what makes him smile that smile.

Very true


Never take a Dragon into a china shop and wave a pair of Black knickers,

 

[TheSilverLining]

I have never even attempted to seduce a man, here or elsewhere. Is that what I'm supposed to be doing?
Occasionally I can stretch to sarcasm or something to cause offence, but seduction just isn't in my repertoire. <shrug>

 

[TheSilverLining]

Every man has something that he's passionate about. He reacts differently when it's on his mind. There's a smile he gets, different from any other smile to cross his face, even in those quiet, alone moments when it's on his mind. Be what makes him smile that smile.

Now, see, (despite my last post) that's rather lovely.

 

[mickyp123]

Now, see, (despite my last post) that's rather lovely.

It's what happens to me every time you deliver sarcasm cos I know it's your equivalent of a BJ

 

[seth6138]

If your family owns a micro-brewery, I'm all yours!

 

[AlwaysSoaked]

If your family owns a micro-brewery, I'm all yours!

Carefully. The hills are full of creeps. Tread carefully and don't get kidnapped. The good ones are very very good though