How To Seduce A Lit-Man

Carefully. The hills are full of creeps. Tread carefully and don't get kidnapped. The good ones are very very good though

So, that was a no? I hate to say this but, i'd settle for a nice corner bar with good sandwiches..
 
So, that was a no? I hate to say this but, i'd settle for a nice corner bar with good sandwiches..
Meet me there. But I need a description of who you are. I'm not much joking either. Don't literally say you lover me then said I'm clingy. Wtf.
 
I would argue the original question was fundamentally flawed given it didn't specify how one was to define 'seduction' in this instance. There's a wide chasm of difference between seducing a guy into an erection and, say, seducing a man to pack a bag, hop a flight and fly halfway across the world just to spend a few hours with you because he can't get you out of his mind and, more than anything, he needs to share the same physical space with you, breathe the same air as you, to take you by the hand and look into your eyes to anchor him because without that, without you, he felt like himself fading, a terrifying sensation like he might just float away, into the sky, into the stars, into the ether, and he'd be lost forever.

I can't speak to the standards of other men, but that second one, for me, is going to require more than just boobs.

:D
Well put..
 
From a male perspective. ..

Various views, a few have been mentioned, will excite, but seduction - that's all through mutual brain engagement.
 
I am remind of the Peanuts cartoon theme of Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown. Every time he believes this is the time she will let him kick it...and every time whoosh.....he lands on his back.
 
I am remind of the Peanuts cartoon theme of Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown. Every time he believes this is the time she will let him kick it...and every time whoosh.....he lands on his back.

Love at first sight
 
The Gospel According to Peanuts

Now that you mention Charlie Brown... I'm new to Lit and not under the illusion that anyone here would want to seduce me: inept like aforesaid Mr. Brown, insecure philosopher like Linus, lover of classical music like Schroeder, and maybe a little sloppy like Pig Pen. The Little Red-Haired Girls never noticed me either and Lucys are always yelling at me. But I must be one of many people who can relate to Peanuts, or it wouldn't still be popular after all these years.

Meanwhile, I'm happy, and I think I'll be glad to have joined Lit.
 
Newbies - hint at flashing your breasts.

Long-established gentlemen - charm them with humor and intellectual wordplay.
 
Just identifying yourself as a female is a big start!!!
 
Ladies you just have to be yourself, most of us aren't choosy. We are genetically turned on by every aspect of a woman.
 
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