I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that some of the baseless lies might actually be truths, for some people.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that swallowing 99¢ is probably much worse for you than swallowing $1.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I lack the motivation to clean on this beautiful day.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that it’s horrible but for every thousand animals that have beauty products tested on them, at least one must look fabulous.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that porn movies are the only movies where they put spoilers in the title and everyone is ok with it.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that ever since 1773, the oceans are just a lot of really weak tea,
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if you're over 40, it's not masturbation... It's a system check.
 
I cannot confirm or deny it’s time for a Friday beer...oh who am I kidding!
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if Medusa had big boobs, she’d be highly ineffective towards men.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that Australians always get 500% more Australian when their country is referenced online.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that somewhere in the world there are two unsolved rubik's cubes that are an exact match to each other.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the two rubik's cubes on my bookshelf are unsolved in an exact match to each other.

What a coincidence!

I cannot confirm or deny that if you wore a VR headset and had a camera drone follow you all the time you could live in 3rd person.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that moats are a lot more threatening when you can't swim and are in a full suit of armor
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the idea of a ghost that moans may have been started by kids whose parents were having sex in the adjacent room and denied having heard anything.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the earth is just a exclusive club for winners of the great sperm race.
 
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