I cannot confirm or deny that...

[smtst5]

I cannot confirm or deny that I just turned down a booty call.

 

[neakman]

ICCOD that you never know what will happen till you try.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if you know how to whistle pretty well you can basically have rap battles with birds in the woods

 

[Trouble_maker]

I cannot confirm nor deny that I cry at the end of Edward Scissorhands Every. Damn. Time!

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that clothes get caught in the door handles only when you’re in a bad mood.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny I have ADD and I really think that...oh look, a shiny penny on the ground! Find a penny, pick it up, all day long, you'll have good luck. Don't go and spend it all in one place, Taegul. Tee hee hee. Umm, now where was I?

 

[Jada59]

I can not confirm or deny that I wasted a lot of time looking for three sweet potatoes that I got at the store, only to remember some hours later that I actually put them back because I saw fruit flies buzzing around. Guess what we didn't have for dinner!

 

[SweetCheeks879]

I can not confirm or deny that at one point today I tore my house apart looking for my glasses only to realize I was wearing them

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if dogs could talk, they would probably be super annoying.

 

[Beachgirl22]

I cannot confirm or deny that today I went to Walmart in pouring down rain just to buy their knock off Chick-fil-A sauce.

 

[A_Hockey_Guy]

I cannot confirm or deny that today I went to Walmart in pouring down rain just to buy their knock off Chick-fil-A sauce.

Tell me more of this sauce...is it a reasonable replacement?

 

[AlwaysFara]

I cannot confirm or deny that I’m less than convinced ...I’ve seen this happen once before on here and as the story unfolds now, it’s following an eerily similar script

Yes.
Me too.

 

[A_Hockey_Guy]

Wait...so the Wal Mart sauce isn't a good copy of the Chick Fil A stuff?

Don't fuck with my emotions, people!

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that there’s like 7 billion boobs

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that the harder you slap someone’s ass, the less awkward it is.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that last night I watched for the first time the music video for LMFAO's Sexy And I Know It and I may need some serious therapy.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if girls only had sex with guys with big dicks, guys would eventually evolve to only have big dicks.

 

[LizVegas79]

I cannot confirm or deny that I might still be glowing a little

 

[bunny4med]

I cannot confirm or deny that my neighbor might of seen me dancing naked and singing to What I like about You.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that people who work in a morgue, probably don’t relax by “cracking open a cold one”.

 

[SweetCheeks879]

I cannot confirm or deny that Justin Timberlake did in fact bring sexy back

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that the difficulty of holding in your pee is inversely proportionate to the distance between you and the toilet

 

[SweetCheeks879]

I cannot confirm or deny that 90 percent of accidental scratches to the anus are caused by acrylic nails

 

[Trouble_maker]

I cannot confirm nor deny that I have a huge crush on Keanu Reeves.

 

[PNWKitten]

I cannot confirm nor deny that I have a huge crush on Keanu Reeves.

I cannot confirm or deny that I also have a crush on Keanu Reeves since Bill and Ted's excellent adventure.