I cannot confirm or deny that...

[Trouble_maker]

I cannot confirm nor deny that I’m craving some really dirty sex right now.

 

[Michael682]

I cannot confirm or deny pretty girls on the train.

 

[smtst5]

I cannot confirm or deny that the girl next door is moaning so loud that it woke me up

 

[FAITHandFLESH]

I cannot confirm or deny that I've thought of my wife with another man before...

 

[missasian]

I cannot confirm or deny that acting like a slut for black or white men turns me on.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that a lot of dogs that were trained to find marijuana are now unemployed.

 

[SuzyWho]

I cannot confirm or deny that my first meeting with a litster on Wednesday went further than coffee.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that 80% of the time taken to masturbate to porn is choosing the porn video to masturbate to.

 

[JerseyJade]

I cannot confirm or deny that I have a friend who is cheating on her husband.

 

[UgliestSon]

I cannot confirm or deny that my wife asked me to go to rehab today.

 

[tnman03]

ICCODT it's currently building up to a good storm outside.

 

[neakman]

ICCODT I have seen the horny toad hoppin around.

 

[PNWKitten]

I cannot confirm or deny that I might just like Cella chocolate cherry coffee way more than I expected.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that guys that puts you to sleep and messes with your internal organs is a creepy way to describe a surgeon.

 

[FAITHandFLESH]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am Neo...

Posted by John Wick

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that we’d save a lot of time looking for porn if we stopped using incognito mode and allowed the recommendation engines to suggest content based on past usage

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that Las Vegas, New Mexico is not quite as exciting as Las Vegas, Nevada.

 

[emsway]

I cannot confirm or deny that I ate the two remaining chocolate covered strawberries. But I did.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that "Fuck" is the only adjective you could use in any situation and it would still make sense.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that high temperatures kill sperm, so pouring boiling water down your urethra eliminates the need for a condom.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that in the future, we will probably use man-made black holes as efficient garbage disposals.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny the level of secrecy of the latest operation.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I once got confused with the words "jacuzzi" and "Yakuza", which led me to be in s bit of hot weather with the Japanese mafia.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I found a yellow submarine, at the seashore yesterday, but it was infested with beetles, so I let it be.

 

[Lord Pmann]

...there’s a dick pic in my box and it’s not mine!