I cannot confirm or deny that...

[kurrginatorX]

ICCOD how I wish my husband's friends drop by now to pick up his golf clubs while I'm sunbathing in the yard

ICCOD that I would love to hear the fantasy you have concocted over this scenario.

 

[loquere]

I cannot confirm nor deny that I'm batman.

 

[Texastuffbbc]

ICNCOD I am in the process of owning my Avatar.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny it has been way too long since I vacationed overseas and I need to remedy that soon.

 

[DarkSimian]

I can not confirm or deny that I’m just now getting out of my pjs and hopping in the shower

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm hiding all of Shy's towels....

 

[lurkingguy1978]

I cannot confirm or deny that without my towels I dripped water all the way down the hardwood hallway and then slipped in said water puddles and fell on my naked ass

I cannot confirm or deny that I laughed reading that, and envisioned it like a Wile E Coyote "yipe" moment, but naked lol

 

[MrPractical]

I cannot confirm or deny that I flinched at the Alligator today.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that it’s far more socially acceptable for women to own a vibrator than for men to own a fleshlight.

 

[MrPractical]

I cannot confirm or deny that it’s far more socially acceptable for women to own a vibrator than for men to own a fleshlight.

I cannot confirm or deny that I have submitted this inequity to the authorities.

 

[sallycee]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am getting too old for this shit!

I cannot confirm or deny that made me laugh out loud big time. hahahaha

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that people have a problem with peeing in the pool, but they don't seem to care that each person in the pool represents a butthole that is currently in contact with the water.

 

[Girly_girl]

I cannot confirm or deny I'm in bed close to tears right now

 

[JerseyJade]

I cannot confirm or deny I'm in bed close to tears right now

 

[barefootgirl69]

I cannot confirm or deny I'm in bed close to tears right now

Find me @ skype, my friend

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that the nicer the house, the harder to find the kitchen trash can.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that sometimes I hit the "Post" button prematurely. I'll be right in the middle of a thought but for some reason I

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if you see a “Baby on board” sticker on a car that is badly faded and beat up you know the kid is at least one or two years old and the car is safe to ram.

 

[Lia Monde]

I cannot confirm or deny that when it gets hot and humid I've been known to become an enthusiastic nudist.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that you can save yourself from drowning by simply drinking all the water.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

i cannot confirm or deny that i should be asleep, but I'm wide awake.

 

[paulworcsuk]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am thinking filthy thoughts about a certain person on lit

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if you glue a dead wasp to your hand you can smack your boss on the back of his head as hard as you want and act like you saved him.

 

[steelyblue73]

I cannot confirm or deny that I’ve been productive already, but my ‘to do list’ may have to be trimmed.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that being a parent is one of the hardest jobs there is but one of the easiest jobs to get

 

[gingerotica]

ICCODT Hillary Clinton is a lesbian