I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that there could be a miracle drug that cures every disease to man, that we'll never know about because it doesn't work on rats.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if you punch a sleeping person hard enough, they’ll just stay asleep.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if you visit a shady porn website and your computer gets a virus, you basically contracted an electronic STD
 
I cannot confirm or deny that a co-worker called me this afternoon wanting to switch shifts with me and that I got it okayed by my boss so that means after the kidlets are tucked away in bed and the hub's has taken any husbandly privileges that he is entitled to (if he so desires) I may be back on a bit later tonight.

I also cannot confirm or deny that DDBustyBrit and I have something lined up that some of you should really enjoy!! :devil:
 
I cannot confirm or deny that a co-worker called me this afternoon wanting to switch shifts with me and that I got it okayed by my boss so that means after the kidlets are tucked away in bed and the hub's has taken any husbandly privileges that he is entitled to (if he so desires) I may be back on a bit later tonight.

I also cannot confirm or deny that DDBustyBrit and I have something lined up that some of you should really enjoy!! :devil:
I cannot deny that I would REALLY like to see the video :) I cannot confirm that there would be alcohol involved
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I wake up each morning, smiling, looking forward to such a small thing as a message....
 
I cannot confirm or deny that coffee is a good thing. Actually. I can confirm. It is. 😊
 
I cannot confirm or deny that there are multiple people who have pleasured themselves to thoughts of you and you'll never know it.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that since the arrival of smartphones, the popularity of reading the back of shampoo bottles while pooping must have dropped significantly.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I am a member of a highly secretive organisation, which operates under the radar of all the other highly secret organisations in the world. They really have no clue. We are THAT good.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that cows have 2.5x the amount of taste buds than humans but they hardly ever use them as they just eat.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the daisy pusher got reinvented in a practical way.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that NEWS stands for Noteworthy Events, Weather and Sports.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if unicorns existed, cavalry charges in war would have been even more terrifying
 
I cannot confirm or deny that maybe black cats were considered bad luck because in the days before electricity, you were more likely to trip over one in the dark and hurt yourself.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I am happier than I've been since my husband passed away.
 
I cannot confirm or deny there is such a thing as streaking at a nudist colony because it might just be "going for a jog."
 
I cannot confirm or deny that when I was 23 years old we went and watched midget bowling.
We actually did... it was awesome. And strangely disturbing. And awesome.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that there must be some kind of unspoken rule about dressing up as Santa for Halloween.
 
I can neither confirm nor deny that I do some work that I can neither confirm nor deny...
 
I cannot confirm or deny that a minute left on the microwave seems to take so much longer than a minute left on the oven.
 
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