I cannot confirm or deny that...

[Saucy_Minx_2_Flirt_With]

I cannot confirm nor deny that most of the guys at yesterday's BBQ got a peek at my undies ummmmm " accidentally " of course

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am a thespian. I also cannot confirm or deny that I have a really bad lisp.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that "out of sight, out of mind" is completely meaningless when that bee goes up under your dress.

 

[kurrginatorX]

ICCOD that I have finally reached the age where I completely understand Danny Glover's line from Lethal Weapon: "I'm getting too old for this shit."

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that the reason sex with a vampire doesn’t result in pregnancy isn’t because their sperm is dead, it’s because they cannot come inside without an invitation.

 

[kurrginatorX]

ICCODT TongueLusts new avatar is the shit.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if you think your life is bad, always remember that there’s a janitor on the set of every porno that has to clean up after every session.

 

[Taegul]

ICCODT I am at work right now getting paid to surf Literotica.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that we have all had a fake argument with someome in our mind, but there is a good chance someome has had a fake argument in their mind with you.

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

ICCODT being a member of Lit has reduced work productivity

 

[Saucy_Minx_2_Flirt_With]

ICCODT I love my little sister and happy that she's coming over for dinner but uughhhh I kinda wanted some " me " time

 

[de_valmont]

ICCODT I love my little sister and happy that she's coming over for dinner but uughhhh I kinda wanted some " me " time

I understand me time is Lit time, right? So you will be among many, many but virtual people ... that's me time for me too

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that the daisy pusher has fashioned a tinfoil hat, this time around.

 

[Saucy_Minx_2_Flirt_With]

I understand me time is Lit time, right? So you will be among many, many but virtual people ... that's me time for me too

Yes it is

My " me " time starts now!!!

 

[givememoresir]

I cannot confirm nor deny that I miss early 2000's pop-punk...

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that this post is being sponsored by rooibos and oatmeal cookies. Well, mostly rooibos now.

 

[kurrginatorX]

ICCODT I'm so lonesome I could cry.

 

[Sundayschild]

ICCODT I'm so lonesome I could cry.

Luckily you have us litsters to entertain you. Chin up - you seem like a decent fellow and these things do pass...

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that I will be the next super villain in the MCU.

 

[Saucy_Minx_2_Flirt_With]

ICCOD how I wish my husband's friends drop by now to pick up his golf clubs while I'm sunbathing in the yard

 

[DarkSimian]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am getting too old for this shit!

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that in the same amount of time it takes you to read this sentence, someone, somewhere in the world is having the most profound orgasm of their entire life.

 

[MrPractical]

I can not confirm or deny my alleged addiction to Humus

 

[DDBustyBrit]

I cannot confirm or deny that I may be foot loose and fancy free!

 

[Trouble_maker]

I cannot confirm not deny I changed my profile pick for someone.