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I cannot confirm or deny that has State Farm ever considered that Cheryl had a meth lab in her “she-shed?”
 
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I cannot confirm or deny that Macho Man Randy Savage ever bit into Hulk Hogan's beefy, spicy "slim jim."
 
I cannot confirm nor deny that I'm looking forward to going to tomorrow's BBQ to tease and show off to the guys there.

I just bought this sexy but so so cute sundress that really shows off my legs hmmmmm😉
 
I cannot confirm or deny that people who are into BDSM must be way better at keeping secrets during brutal interrogations
 
I cannot confirm or deny that my neighbor installing a new security system with cameras has put a damper on my sneaking over for a quick dip in their pool while they're at work
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I've spent more time in my cool office half-dressed than i have working today.
 
I cannot confirm or deny I have never been deepthoated.

I can’t confirm or deny that this makes me sad, but I can’t also confirm, nor deny, that a lot of women and men think this is a lot easier than it is, and takes practice to get your gag used to being touched/fucked.
I can’t confirm or deny how I know this, but trust me.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that most men (including myself) have no idea what it's like to be deepthroated, and those that do are really fucking lucky.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that one of my college girlfriends had her jaw go out of socket giving me head.
 
Imagine having to explain that to the attending physician on duty. Visited her at her mom and she came downstairs around 1am and started giving me head and it almost happened again. That was the last time she sucked me.

Guess I confirmed. Lol
 
Imagine having to explain that to the attending physician on duty. Visited her at her mom and she came downstairs around 1am and started giving me head and it almost happened again. That was the last time she sucked me.

Guess I confirmed. Lol

We have fun here. No need to prove yourself.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if The Rock and I had an eyebrow showdown, I'd win.
 
ICCODT I was the person Alanis Morissette was speaking of in her song "I'm here to remind you"
 
I can not confirm or deny that being locked up in prison is a real pain in the ass.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that he who drinks a fifth on the fourth, may not be able to go forth on the fifth.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that there's no greater evil I have in store for my enemies than a vuvuzela/kazoo duet. At 7AM sharp, on A flat.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I was a miserable fuck this afternoon. I'm sorry to anyone I irritated.
 
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