I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that for me the act of giving pleasure is more exciting than receiving pleasure.
 
I cannot confirm nor deny that I had sex at a party in a roomful of people who were totally unaware of what was going on. (Man, it was hard to keep quiet!)
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the first Friday night glass of wine makes me very happy
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if a woman is in the Playground that she is available.
Actually..yes I can...if you're in here...you're fair game.
Game's about to begin.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I haven't had sex in 23 years

I cannot confirm, or deny, that I'm impressed by your streak. Thinkin of breaking it, at some point? ;)


(Edited to correct a misspelling.)
 
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I cannot confirm or deny that you can easily tell if someone is flirting with someone else but it is nearly impossible to tell if someone is flirting with you.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the gentle breeze blowing off of the water coupled with a brilliant sunny day has brought me to full hardness. Happiness is sexy?
Looking down... confirmed.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I would rather tear my house down than continue to rent it out to my niece and her boyfriend.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I accidently gave my man a hickey on his neck last night while giving him a hand job.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I have more people on ignore right now, than I've had combined since I joined Lit on my original username.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that a cold toilet seat is a shock at home, but in public it's a relief.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if people’s skills actually leveled up like in video games, we would all have a really high level in β€œmasturbating”
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the term 'Don't cry over spilt milk' probably had more weight to it back in the day when you had to milk cows by hand.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that male masturbation is a more socially accepted and joked about topic but female sex toys are more socially accepted than male ones.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the person that invented the eraser probably fixed the most problems in the world.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that true love is finding that special person you are comfortable exposinpg 95% of your true self to, and it doesn't result in catastrophe.
 
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