I cannot confirm or deny that...

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that I masturbated while taking a shower tonight.

I cannot confirm or deny that I just totally forgot what I was gonna say.

 

[loquere]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am the chosen one.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that I have the next 5 days off.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that people never actually get full from eating cheez-its, they just get tired of eating them.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm car shopping online and am realizing I haven't grown up at all since I was a teenager. #vroomvroom

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that maybe Jehova's witnesses asking to come inside are actually vampires, but we will never know because nobody invites them in.

 

[JerseyJade]

I cannot confirm or deny that I grinded and teased a guy I danced with last Saturday night.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that fit people probably think they're increasing their odds of surviving a zombie apocalypse, but instead they're just increasing the number of potential "fast" zombies.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm car shopping online and am realizing I haven't grown up at all since I was a teenager. #vroomvroom

ICCOD That I feel for you, Brother. I'm supposed to be looking for a winterbeater, and somehow they all look like they drove out of the chase scene in Bulleit.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that everyone has an off button if you punch them hard enough.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

I cannot confirm or deny that today has been another weird day, but I'm not complaining.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

I cannot confirm or deny that sometimes I feel like I royally mess things up for myself by overthinking things

 

[LizVegas79]

ICCODT I can't wait to turn 40 tomorrow!

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that Oompa Loompas probably had sex a lot.

 

[JerseyJade]

I cannot confirm or deny that I gave my man a hand job tonight.

 

[TTawhere]

ICCODT I can't wait to turn 40 tomorrow!

Again?

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that we have no proof dinosaurs didn’t make homes and cities out of biodegradable material.

 

[bunny4med]

I cannot confirm or deny that I have enough leftover Halloween candy to last until Easter.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that a vagina is a human summoning portal.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that somewhere in the world, there’s a dog named Alexa whose awfully confused about what her owner wants from her.

 

[JerseyJade]

I cannot confirm or deny that I was able to distract my man from watching his football tonight for about 15 minutes.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if Google ever goes down, Bing will get its biggest influx and the most searched result will be “what happened to google?”

 

[TTawhere]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am awake. Really.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

I cannot confirm or deny that I’m drinking coffee naked in front of the TV

 

[Shi_One81]

ICCOD that when people mess with my friends and tell lies it really pisses me off.