I cannot confirm or deny that...

[Esslemont]

I cannot cannot confirm nor deny, that I have a medical condition that will not allow me to cum before her.

What a nuisance.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I remember to expect the unexpected, but never to unexpect the expected.

 

[Esslemont]

I cannot confirm or deny that I eat a lot of mints out of consideration for her breath to smell nice after a blowjob.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I have got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that sarcasm was invented for the sole purpose of confusing idiots

 

[TTawhere]

I cannot confirm or deny that holding my hand will not result in a fall.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I did it. Nobody saw me. You can't prove anything.

 

[DeckardNYC]

I cannot confirm or deny that I did it. Nobody saw me. You can't prove anything.

I cannot confirm or deny that your post is an admission of your crime

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that guilt is what Scottish men wear 'round their waists.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that being a black guy with a small dick is probably much worse than being a white guy with a small dick.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that airplane mode is an underrated blessing.

 

[TTawhere]

I cannot confirm or deny that the last bottle of stout was delicious but unnecessary.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that nudists must have troubles cleaning their glasses.

 

[JerseyJade]

I cannot confirm or deny that nudists must have troubles cleaning their glasses.

If they're wearing glasses, than they're not really nude, are they? Just saying.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If they're wearing glasses, than they're not really nude, are they? Just saying.

They still need to be able to see. They might trip over an erect penis.

I cannot confirm or deny that the only thing stopping people from a car crash is a painted line and the agreement not to play bumper cars.

 

[JerseyJade]

They still need to be able to see. They might trip over an erect penis.

That may be true, but you're missing my point. If they're wearing glasses, than they're not nudists.

 

[mnbreastluver]

That may be true, but you're missing my point. If they're wearing glasses, than they're not nudists.

I agree that we disagree.

 

[JerseyJade]

I agree that we disagree.

 

[fsa52]

I cannot confirm or deny that some of these thread posts are cracking me up this afternoon.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that 90% of being in a relationship is shouting "what??" from other rooms.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that that fork at a restaurant has been in a thousand other peoples mouth.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that it’s a good thing the penis doesn’t have a sense of smell.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that a lot of people who are against immigrants, have no problem snorting the cocaine that was imported inside the immigrants anus.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that a zombie outbreak could be prevented if people were buried with their shoelaces tied together.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that you don't need a bra in space.