I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that nipples are nature's volume knobs. The more you twist them the louder people yell.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that you need a chicken before you can have an egg.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I now feel like scrambled eggs. Coffee Club scrambled eggs.
 
I cannot confirm or deny when you argue with someone in your head, you’re basically right and wrong at the same time
 
I cannot confirm or deny that someone holds the world record for the longest swim from testicles to egg.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that for every woman enjoying sex there’s a guy doing his best to not think about how much he’s enjoying sex.
 
I can not confirm or deny that the person reading this right now has a huge crush on me.

But, yeah, I can probably deny it lol.
 
I cannot confirm or deny when phones become waterproof in the future, pushing people in pools will be fun again.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if you look up into the sky, an alien could be looking right at you with its super telescope on its spaceship and think humans must have super vision.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that Willy Wonka enslaved an entire race to make chocolate and nobody knew for years.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that eating a gram of cyanide will provide you with enough nutrition for the rest of your life.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if it became a thing for women who receive unsolicited dick pics to just plaster them all over the sender's social media, maybe the creeps would actually think twice.
 
I cannot confirm or deny at least with porn, you're can be sure that the people you are masturbating to are totally ok with the fact that you masturbate to them.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if women really do care about size, then in a hundred or so years, just about every man will have a big penis due to natural selection.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that because humanity removed natural selection, people who are too dumb to be alive keeps reproducing.
 
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