I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that most people claim to love their bf or gf unconditionally, but would probably break up with them if they got transformed into a chicken.
 
Cannot confirm or deny that wearing a tinfoil hat would actually make your head a better antenna, broadcasting your thoughts rather than protecting them.
 
I can not confirm or deny that sometimes I speak wayyyyy before I think. And I don't always hate it. :rolleyes:
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if you’re a girl and want to raise your self esteem, download tinder. If you’re a guy and want to raise your self esteem, delete tinder.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if women could freely go topless at the beach, half of the bikini industry would suffer.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that cannalballistic tribes were eating ass before it was popular.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if man is seen naked in his living room by a woman, he’s a pervert. If a woman is seen naked in her living room by a man, he’s a pervert.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that you have probably texted someone that was wanking, that responded mid - wank.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that by sticking your finger in someones ass you are wearing a human ring.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the Ancient Greek Gοd Zeus used to disguise to animals in order to seduce women. So, he's technically the first ever furry.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that yesterday I almost forgot to put the kickstand down on the motorcycle & almost pulled my arm out of it's socket keeping it from falling over
 
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