I cannot confirm or deny that...

[LizVegas79]

I cannot confirm or deny I'd stand in line to watch "50 Shades of Liz"

I cannot confirm our deny that I'm in the secondary line to watch Bunny while she watches "50 shades of Liz"....

ICCOD that I'll be able to get you both invited to the premiere in Hollywood!

(but I think I should be able to - my agent put it in my contract that I get 10 free passes lol)

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that we should all turn 2020 on and off, just to see if it reboots right, the second time around.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that this is the perfect time for the bidet industry to take off world-wide.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that affirmation, but someone else can.

 

[LizVegas79]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm sort of loving these work from home days so far!

 

[Moochienanu]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am worried about not having enough whiskey in my house to get me through the next few weeks of work.

 

[kentuckymtnman]

I cannot confirm or deny that I have enough telework to keep me busy this week.

 

[---E---]

I cannot confirm or deny that they will not let me stay home from work until I contract the disease

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that this is the closest thing to a summer break adults will ever get.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that Mercury should really lay off the Gatorade.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that having one of those clap activated lights must make sex real interesting.

 

[Tasty_GA_Honey]

I cannot confirm or deny that I’d sleep with the Joe Exotic from Tiger King.

 

[Esslemont]

ICCOD that one testicle hangs substantially lower than its counterpart.

However...should it be real, as a bonus to you ladies...that means you can now be slapped on both the chin and the neck by a set of nuts concurrently.

Don’t say I never did anything for you.
You’re welcome.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that having sex with a pregnant woman technically counts as threesome according to pro-life logic.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that with the use of facemasks becoming normal, a group of people are bound to develop a fetish for it.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that if the world doesn't return to normal pretty soon, I'm totally gonna grow my 80's mullet back.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that the day we are allowed to go outside will be the one you see the most strange looking haircuts in your life.

 

[DeckardNYC]

I cannot confirm or deny that I haven't used anti-perspirant in two weeks.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that head lice must see dandruff as gigantic chunks of jerky.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if Waldo changed his shirt, literally no one could find him.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that Superman's underwear is more powerful than himself for keeping his boner in check.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that naming your dog ‘Satan’ and training it to respond to ‘I summon thee’ would scare everyone at the dog park.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that the letter "r" is very, very important when doing a Google image search for Gary Oldman

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that when you bark at a dog and they bark back, they're probably just correcting your grammar

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that there probably aren’t a lot of bad skydivers left in the world.