I cannot confirm or deny that...

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that the probability of Ronald McDonald rushing into your house while bursting in flames is low, but it's not zero.

 

[LizVegas79]

I cannot confirm or deny that I will be wearing panties under my dress tonight at work (because it's a little tight on me and panty lines are the tackiest thing in the world imho) - I'm still fighting the Covid-8to10

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that the rumour about Dolly Parton donating to a Covid-19 research might be true, so it is really a matter of fighting it nine to five, by her words.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that plants wave their genitalia in the air and humans believe it to be fragrant.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that the average IQ would increase if we removed safety labels from bleach.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that the only kind of intermittent fasting I ever do and will ever do is that bit o'time when I'm having trouble choosing what to eat.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that someday, somebody is going to get drunk and wake up on the wrong planet.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that splitting wood definitely gets one's blood pumping.

 

[MrPractical]

I cannot confirm or deny that splitting wood definitely gets one's blood pumping.

I cannot c0nfirm or deny A stack of wood is sitting in my yard

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that dick pics will one day be surpassed by dick holograms.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if you're a person in an apartment building or hotel next to another apartment building or hotel and you keep your blinds open there's a good chance someone's jerked off to you.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I̵͉̞̣̮̺̫̻̦ͫ̐͗ͯ́̆̔ͫͅ ̶̢̨̼͇̲͉͖̦̳̤̥͛͐c̛̎͑̏͛̃ͭ̍͠͏͙̤̩̦̙̣̦̭̝a̴̢̭̮̟̞͉͙̖͑ͫ̕n̛͕̠̤̯̲͖̘̲̳ͦ͛ͬ̂̈ͯ̓ͯ͝n͇͖͚̦̻̠̈́͠o̴̢̭͇ͮ͋̑̾̈̇͐͋͛t̡̮̲̞̘̙̜̅̽ ̦͉̫͍̟̋̂̎̇ͯͅċ̺̱͚̝͚̞̠̹̰̿͐̿̍ͦͩ̚͟oͩ̿͗ͬͦ̑҉̸̞̬̬͙͎n̜̤̙̝͚̽̃̐ͧͨ̅͛̋͘͞f̛̘̪͎͉̠̠̩͑̃̈́ͫi͍̼̳̝̻̖͗̽̇ͅr̵͚̺̠̝̥ͬͨͬ͘ͅm̡̲̟̹̜͖̏ͮ̋ͩ̄ͪ ̛ͭ̍̄̄͌ͬ̇̃̒͘҉̣͕̮̝̘̲̪o̶̷͓̠̘͍̠͊̋ͣ̀̎͌͌̀̃r̵̯͉̲̬͙͋ͬͧ̍̚͢ ̡̻̦̩̬ͥ̉̅̾̿̆́ͅd̫͈͔̀ͯ͋̕ė̶̂̆ͮ̀̇͏̩͔͎͎n̗̠̭̝͎͔ͭͤ̂ͦ́͠ẏ̩̱̼̲͇̘̞͙̀̑ͯ̓͑ͧ͌ ̝̦̥ͨ̈̔ͦ̐͗t̗͔͓͖̘̘̽̄̍ͧͭ̐̌ͅh̸̷̜̱̫̳ͧ̇̓̈͑ͪ̈́ͦą̠͖͓͉̦͔̥̘͕͛ͣ́̓̈́̋͊̕t̵̓̃̾̌ͫ̉҉͇̞͇͎̙̭ ̩̫̐̿̂͟ṯ̡̰̫̤̮̙͇͌͜͟ͅh̡̞̼̯̞͔̎ͩͤ̚͞į̭͎̰̯͍̰̘̮͋̇̐̾̚̕s̵̔̉͗ͧ͗ͣ̆҉̩̲̣͉ ̵̶̛̖͚͉͕̟̤ͬͭ͛̈̋ͅp͙̃̾͌͑ͨͨ͑ͅo̵̵̯̱̐͌ͬͪ̌s͎̻̠̻ͨ̅̏̀͊͟ţ̱̩̥ͨ̋̎̊ͧͬ͆̔ͨ͢ ̵̻̬̻̱͎̪̭ͫ̈́̂͋̐̐̂̐e̝̜̹̣͓̘̓ͫ̐ͮ͒̉͜n̛̦͈͍̦ͭͥͫ̈́̌͑ͩ͢͞t̓̄͋̊͏̯̘͉̱̪ͅr̢̪̱̎̑̒̍ͬ̋͞y̵̧̞̓̉͜ ̵̻̝̖̦̙̣̽̆̑͊͜w̆ͧ̿̎ͩͦ͑̕҉̫̟̠̙̭̯͖a̭̹͓̿ͨͨ͂̍ͨ͡͠s͖̬̮̤͉̣̀́̃ ̜̳̗̣̩̯͉̎̈́ͣ͒͗̈͛́w̶̻̣̝̒̓ŗ̷̰̲͖̥̲̓͂̍̅̐ͨ͐̌i̇̽͛͏̢̠̪̝̥̟t̘͍̯͈̞̱͓͙͂ͩͣ̐̃̒̕t̼͐̈ͬ̈́͌̾̀̏̀é̜̰͉͖̲̑ͮ͠ñ̮̟͉̤͖̗̉̏ͫ̇ͯ͌ ̵̥̪̳͇͓̟̗̫͚̿͋ͦ̆̉ͭ̽ͮ͞b͓ͤͥ͊͡y̸̠̠͇̠̾ͯ͡ ͛́͌҉̭̣͇͙̩̟͎̟͇̕C̵̫̻̰͎̊̇̊ͥͦ́͠t̨̨͔͉̖͔̗̃̆̒̆͛̔̐͞h̭̖̝̲̳̓͆͋ͣ͋ͣ̿͋̐ͅų̤̭͎͓̺̱͓̘̊̅͌̐̕l̛͕̊͑̀hͪ͆͏̹̙͍̟͔̭ư͈̞̤̥̼̩̰̳ͣ̍̒́ͧ͆͡.̺̼̝̟̯͇͉͐͊̀

 

[NoUseForAnyName]

I cannot confirm or deny that I cured Covid.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that your fridge door is a lot like your phone, you open it when bored hoping to find something different, which it rarely provides.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that Hellen Keller was caught masturbating more times than she knew.

 

[NoUseForAnyName]

I cannot confirm or deny that Hellen Keller was caught masturbating more times than she knew.

=o, oh my

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that tits are meant to be played with.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that all my English school teachers would be proud of how much gooder I've gotten at righting over the years.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that sex before marrige is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that Tarzan and Jane are swingers.

 

[bunny4med]

I cannot confirm or deny that my bird watching wife calls me a Fluffy backed Tit Babbler.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that the bikini is the excuse society made to see girls in underwear in public

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that deep down, we all wanted to take the risk of touching an electric fence to see if it really works

 

[Tallulah82]

I cannot confirm or deny that I have ordered new sex toys for Valentine's Day.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that humans find it explicit when their own species are having sex but are okay with watching animals mating on the National Geographic channel.