I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that if you drink enough scotch you become
dain bramaged.

I cannot confirm or deny that I have or would fly across the country to get profoundly dain bramaged on premium single malt scotch with Bunny :D
 
I cannot confirm or deny that no one loses their virginity, they know exactly the last place they had it.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that after a steep haircut, for the subsequent months, all the hair ties I couldn't ever find when they were actually needed, suddenly appear, quite in bulk.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I am quite fond of the eerieness of foggy mornings.
 
ICCOD that I am doing domestic duties today which I normally do not engage in.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I changed my radio presets to get rid of the stations already playing Christmas music
 
I cannot confirm or deny that whenever someone says “I don’t want to brag” they’re getting ready to brag.
 
I cannot confirm or deny waking up this morning thinking it was Wednesday.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I changed my profile picture to a shoe/foot/toe shot because of several sweet requests. :)
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the only thing worse than a box full of spiders is a box that is suppose to be full of spiders.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I might as well forego all the salt baths and plunge myself into brine for the remainder of the year.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I should log off before I get myself into trouble. :rolleyes:
 
I cannot confirm or deny that prison is the ultimate 'go to your room and think about what you did'....for 10 years.
 
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