I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that if horny jail was a real place, it would only make things worse, because you'd be locking horny people up with other horny people.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if women can have sexual gratification from a hand or another woman maybe a little penis isn’t that big of a deal.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that instead of lunch, I'm considering a quick wank and a nap on this work from home Friday.
 
I can not confirm or deny that I have watched more TV in the last 2 weeks than I had in the previous 15 years combined.
 
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I cannot confirm or deny that I do anti-stalking: I learn people's routines in order to avoid them.
 
I cannot confirm or deny I'm an idiot when it comes to electronic communication. Sorry that's not quite true I am an idiot
 
I can simply confirm that reading posts from people going through tough times with their health has made me want to visit older family members a lot more often.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that a man walking around with a crowbar is far more suspicious than a man walking around with three crowbars.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I will root against the "L.A." Chargers every single game.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that sometimes all you need is a positive attitude and a sword.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the aubergine surplus will translate into endless Baba Ghanoush.
 
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