I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that I can intensely dislike someone simply for being in front of me and driving the speed limit.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that you are not really grilling until you click your tongs together a few times to test them.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I have ripped my tongue by sucking on a Tootsie Pop.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that "kissing it" never really makes a boo-boo feel better unless the boo-boo is on my ding-a-ling. Then it might be worth a shot...or repeated shots...by twins...with blindfolds and handcuffs.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that for the first time ever, “thai boys” isn’t a risky Google search
 
I cannot confirm or deny that for the first time ever, “thai boys” isn’t a risky Google search

Lol I can confirm that it definitely is still a very risky Google search. Err..I mean, I've heard from a friend that it definitely is. :eek:

I cannot confirm or deny that having a partner with edible underwear can be a lot of fun as long as the family pets are locked out of the room.
 
I cannot confirm or deny I sorta fantasize about someone standing up and saying “I object!” at my wedding. I’ve never seen it done before.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the older you get, the more you realize how much of an asshole you were to your parents when you were young.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that today I was thinking about how much I’d love a little snow right now.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I was too lazy to go to the mailbox today.
 
I can not confirm or deny that women hate cargo shorts because it reveals the tactical inefficiency of purses
 
I cannot confirm or deny that today I was thinking about how much I’d love a little snow right now.

I cannot confirm or deny that I spend a great deal of time today inspecting the freezer way longer than I ever needed to be there for that reason.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if the goose that laid golden eggs laid fertilized eggs, there would be dead chicks unable to break free from their golden coffins.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that a red VB bug stopped in front of my house.
 
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