I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that it is impossible to "give 110%" at work and I will just do the best I think...aww screw it, I'm taking a nap. zzzzzzzzzzz
 
I cannot confirm or deny that standing under the misting system at Home Depot felt cool and refreshing. The downside, my tank top got wet. :eek:
 
I cannot confirm or deny that it must really kill the authority of your statement if you ever have to legitimately say "No way" to a man named Jose
 
ICCODT whether or not a tree that falls in the forest when nobody's around makes no sound... but I'm pretty sure it does.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the first person who developed a sense of humor must’ve faced a very tough crowd.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that not a single person on earth replaces Arm & Hammer Baking Soda every single month on the dot, as the box says to
 
Icncod that in the past 3 weeks I have lost more sleep, and gained more love than I could have ever imagined.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that maybe ghosts of insects you've killed come back to haunt you and that's why it sometimes feels like a bug is crawling on you when they are actually not.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that maybe ghosts of insects you've killed come back to haunt you and that's why it sometimes feels like a bug is crawling on you when they are actually not.

ICCOD it is called formication
 
I cannot confirm or deny that maybe ghosts of insects you've killed come back to haunt you and that's why it sometimes feels like a bug is crawling on you when they are actually not.

*scary thought*:eek:

I cannot confirm or deny that I have killed any insects. (just in case that is true)
 
I cannot confirm or deny that peeing after holding it in for a lengthy amount of time is probably one of the most relaxing things ever.
 
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