I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that an icicle would be the perfect murder weapon. The evidence literally melts away.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that temperatures in the order of 40°C and up are expected.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I'm barely able to keep up with those Cantonese slangs in Hong Kong TV shows.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that, if unsupervised, my dogs will eat the peaches, plums or apples that fall to the ground, when overripe.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if having sex for money makes you a prostitute wouldn’t having sex for free make you a nonprofit organization.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that Mosquitoes are actually drones for an alien species. Flying needle bugs would be the perfect alibi for secretly collecting blood and dna for life on this planet.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that my peaches are the best in the world, but they are.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I may have to redistribute my harvest across some neighbours because I can't eat that much by myself.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that one day in the not to distant future, our world leaders will be apologizing for tweets they made when they were 13.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that today has been a rollercoaster but ended with a thrill. :cool:
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if you step on a person's foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that Thursday is the new Friday, as we're having beer and a pizza
 
I cannot confirm or deny that it is currently raining in Las Vegas - well, actually, I can, it is -
but that shouldn't stop you from making any plans to visit over the weekend.
I'm sure it'll be gone by then.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that for a woman, a spider in the toilet might be a deal breaker. For a man, a spider in the toilet is like winning the target practice lottery.
 
That made me literally lol which in turn woke my sleeping puppy up, oops!


I cannot confirm or deny that even with the build up this evening and the lingerie I wore there was no orgasm for me tonight

I also neither confirm or deny that my husband did have one during our two minute round of sex

That's sad , but I'm the same here don't know which is worse though bad sex or no sex

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm up to serious mischief while alone the whole weekend :devil:
 
I cannot confirm or deny that women in movies and TV shows would have an easier time delivering babies if the babies weren't three months old.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that proper use of the contraction they’re/their can lead to awkward conversation or be misleading. For example:

Psychologist: “What is the first thing that pops into your mind when you hear the word, men?”

Woman A: They’re dicks.

Woman B: Their dicks.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that proper use of the contraction they’re/their can lead to awkward conversation or be misleading. For example:

Psychologist: “What is the first thing that pops into your mind when you hear the word, men?”

Woman A: They’re dicks.

Woman B: Their dicks.

I can neither confirm nor deny this made my night. ⬆ 😂
 
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