I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that maybe ghosts of insects you've killed come back to haunt you and that's why it sometimes feels like a bug is crawling on you when they are actually not.

I cannot confirm or deny that I frequently get haunted by insect spirits. *scratch*
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I did it. Nobody saw me doing it. You cannot prove anything.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that today I used my feminine wiles on the behalf of of a good ca(t)use.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the first person to eat a crab must've been really fucking hungry to voluntarily eat an enormous sea spider wearing full armor
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I just did waaay too many stupid things in the kitchen!
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the worst fetish is being sexually attracted to your own flaccid penis.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that June bugs spend 3 years of their lives underground as grubs, just so that they can come out of the ground, hit a lightbulb, and then die.
 
I cannot confirm or deny I went diving during Shark Week and saw none.

I cannot confirm or deny that next Monday me along with my hubby & GF are getting our dive certificates but not to sure that I want to see a shark

L:rose:
 
I cannot confirm or deny that next Monday me along with my hubby & GF are getting our dive certificates but not to sure that I want to see a shark

L:rose:

Congrats. You'll have a blast. I cannot confirm or deny I peed my wetsuit at the sight of my first shark.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I have to eat all the bonbons up or else they will melt.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I have to eat all the bonbons up or else they will melt.

tasty*bonbons

I cannot confirm it will melt in your mouth; and cannot deny it will melt in your hand ;)
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I cannot confirm or deny that my husband had a wonderful birthday again this year thanks to me :D :devil:
 
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