I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that I could use 9 million dollars more than Tiger Woods or Phil Mickelson.
Oh the hookers I could buy with that...
 
I cannot confirm or deny tha the first guy to give a woman an orgasm probably thought he did something wrong.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that NASCAR is basically just a bunch of advertisements going in a circle really fast
 
I cannot confirm or deny that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is the dumbest woman on the planet. Good grief :rolleyes:

L:rose:
 
I cannot confirm or deny that girls blush because the blood goes to their face. Guys don't because the blood goes to their dick.
 
I can not confirm or deny that I have a serious case of butter fingers today.
 
I can not confirm or deny that dogs are really cute till they wake you up at 3am ...
 
I cannot confirm or deny that certain groups of people mistake the Dildo for a Dodo and thus avoid the Museum of Natural History believing there is a sex toy display.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the last time I did my nails I painted them rose gold to match my iPhone

L:rose:
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if you've donated blood before it could possibly be in someone else's boner
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I have an autographed photograph of Lorena Bobbitt.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if there ever is a zombie holocaust, I will do my best to survive it in the back of a beer delivery truck. I'll bet zombies know how to par-tay!
 
I cannot confirm or deny that my insomnia is bad tonight, and being awake with nothing to do but think is never ideal
 
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