I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that if King Midas had touched himself there’d be a life sized statue of the king masturbating
 
I cannot confirm or deny that it’s such an arduous task to read the logo on a girls t-shirt without being creepy.
 
I can not confirm or deny that the moon is made of cheese, but that could make one hell of a big plate of nachos...
 
I cannot confirm or deny that NASCAR would be a lot more interesting if they added a speed bump.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sylvester Stallone heals people with his magic bullet vacuum.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if you feed a man a poisonous fish, technically you've fed him for the rest of his life.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that sex is cool and all, but imagine finishing all your weekend chores by Saturday afternoon.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that whoever came up with the phrase, "Like stealing candy from a baby"must have been kinda of a dick.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that happiness is like sleep, you don’t realise you were experiencing it until it’s over.
 
I cannot confirm of deny I had a long happy night but didn’t know it until I just found out.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that whenever something needs to be sorted alphabetically, most people will still sing the alphabet song in their head.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that thefirst person to eat a ghost pepper probably thought they were going to die by fiery mouth. The second person to eat a ghost pepper was probably pranked by the first.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the myth that you have to wait 24 hours to file a missing persons report was probably made up by kidnappers.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I am getting richer by having everyone put their two cents in, while it is a only a penny for my thoughts.
 
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