I cannot confirm or deny that...

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that at any moment in time there's probably someone somewhere drawing a penis.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if you break out of jail on Halloween everyone will just think you bought that cheap prisoner costume at the store.

 

[Gamine67]

I cannot confirm of deny when a really good song comes on, I might let the car drive for a while.

 

[DarkSimian]

I cannot confirm or deny that I think his pathetic attempts at relevance are hilarious

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that any animal who got on Noah’s ark and had issues with fertility doomed their entire species.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that when a prostitute takes her clothes off she is actually putting on her work clothe

 

[Zato_1]

C/d

I cannot confirm or deny that my name is Rusty Shackleford.

 

[RossieOregon]

I cannot confirm or deny that I just spent 42 dollars on a bottle of dog shampoo.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or dent that I’m pretty sure they put expiration dates on condoms just to make you feel worse.

 

[Avenger1968]

I cannot confirm or dent that I’m pretty sure they put expiration dates on condoms just to make you feel worse.

And to get more desperate to use them as that date draws ever closer...

 

[Just_Jen]

I cannot confirm or deny that you won't remember any of this tomorrow.

 

[Avenger1968]

I cannot confirm or deny that I remember any of this now...

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that I use my middle finger to hitchhike instead of my thumb.

 

[WildPoppy]

I cannot confirm or deny there's a traffic jam on the highway because all the truckers wanted Taegul.

 

[Jada59]

I cannot confirm or deny that I just got the hottest thing from someone who shall remain nameless.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that the middle finger is simply half of a peace sign.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I cannot confirm nor deny that I forgot my debit card at home twice today

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that yoga pants are push up bras for asses.

 

[Leigh81]

I cannot confirm or deny that it's going to be a margarita night tonight

L

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that this message will self-destruct in 5 minutes.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that this message will self-destruct in 5 minutes.

I cannot confirm or deny that my Internet Security suite will protect against that.

 

[Avenger1968]

I cannot confirm or deny that there will be bourbon with dinner...

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that a firewall isn't really made of fire. It could be fluffy spiders, for all we know.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that there may actually be hot sexy singles in your area.

 

[Kassandra_CA]

I cannot confirm or deny that hot guys are good for dating but not when you want a serious relationship.