I cannot confirm or deny that...

[RossieOregon]

I cannot confirm or deny that I love wiggling against his morning wood.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that some of us are still “it” from a game of unfinished tag when we were younger

 

[Writer_FM]

I cannot confirm or deny that I took my wife's suction cup dildo in the shower, stuck it to the wall, and fucked myself in the ass.

 

[soltiera]

I cannot confirm or deny that the morning may well be hell because I am up way too late playing on Lit.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that Animal from The Muppets was more of an influence for future drummers than anyone else in the history of music.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

I cannot confirm or deny that I have spent altogether too much time today doing unproductive things, and I'm not pleased about it.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that the fact that there are so many types of porn, somebody will find you attractive no matter what you look like.

 

[Writer_FM]

I cannot confirm or deny that I've bought my wife several sex toys, but I use them more than she does.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that there may actually be hot sexy singles in your area.

I cannot confirm or deny that the hot, sexy single in my area is actually me.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that Viagra was supposed to be a blood pressure medicine. It's the real life version of "it's not a bug, it's a feature"

 

[HBergeron]

ICCOD that some people lose their minds all the time, and all people lose their minds some of the time, but we're getting to the point where all people are losing their minds all of the time.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I can’t confirm or deny that Porn Hub employees probably rush to open the porn tab when their boss walks by.

 

[Eisranac]

I can’t confirm or deny that Porn Hub employees probably rush to open the porn tab when their boss walks by.

I had a client which designed and printed boxes and discs for those types of movies. None of the employees were excited about the constant barrage of naked women they were required to see on their computer screens day in and day out in order to do their work.

I asked them, “What do you do? Sneak peek at a dictionary or family approved stuff and quickly go back to what you were doing when a boss walks by?”

They all laughed. It was a much needed break for them.

This, I can conderm. But not defy.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I had a client which designed and printed boxes and discs for those types of movies. None of the employees were excited about the constant barrage of naked women they were required to see on their computer screens day in and day out in order to do their work.

I asked them, “What do you do? Sneak peek at a dictionary or family approved stuff and quickly go back to what you were doing when a boss walks by?”

They all laughed. It was a much needed break for them.

This, I can conderm.

I could see that getting tiring for sure.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that the jig is up.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that the tale of the rabbit and the tortoise doesn't teach us that "slow and steady wins the race", but rather "don't be an overconfident idiot".

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that having sex with a mermaid is an equally disturbing concept regardless of which half is the fish.

 

[LostGirlTink]

I cannot confirm or deny that having sex with a mermaid is an equally disturbing concept regardless of which half is the fish.

I cannot confirm or deny that all of us are technically half mermaid.

 

[bunny4med]

I cannot confirm or deny that all of us are technically half mermaid.

I cannot confirm or deny that I want to go fishing right now.

 

[JerseyJade]

I cannot confirm or deny that having sex with a mermaid is an equally disturbing concept regardless of which half is the fish.

I cannot confirm or deny that SpongeBob would be totally freaked out if he read what mnbreastluver wrote here

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that SpongeBob would be totally freaked out if he read what mnbreastluver wrote here

Can’t confirm that I watch SpongeBob

I cannot confirm or deny that if you watch Jurassic Park backwards it's about a bunch of wild dinosaurs just looking for a zoo to live in.

 

[Eisranac]

I cannot confirm or deny that if you watch Jurassic Park backwards it's about a bunch of wild dinosaurs just looking for a zoo to live in.

Can you concur or decry that there are tame dinosaurs?

 

[angelofthenorth]

i cannot confirm or deny that today has been a very long day

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that this thread is under constant surveillance.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if all guys realized their penis length sounds bigger in centimeters than inches, the metric system would be adopted overnight.