I cannot confirm or deny that...

[Kassandra_CA]

I cannot confirm or deny that men only divulge how long their penis is, but they almost never mention how thick it is.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am a nemophilist.

 

[Gamine67]

I cannot confirm or deny that each day lived makes me more invisible to people who only saw me for what they wanted from me instead of who I am, and I like that.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that each day lived makes me more invisible to people who only saw me for what they wanted from me instead of who I am, and I like that.

I cannot confirm or deny that you should use that to your advantage. Pull their bottoms down in the middle of the street.

 

[Avenger1968]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am a nemophilist.

I cannot confirm of deny that Valkyrie likes clownfish

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I found my name in a heart carved into a tree, with an arrow through it. I think someone is planning to kill me. Must adopt countermeasures.

 

[Avenger1968]

I cannot confirm or deny that I found my name in a heart carved into a tree, with an arrow through it. I think someone is planning to kill me. Must adopt countermeasures.

ICCOD that trees like Valkyrie.

 

[JerseyJade]

I cannot confirm or deny that I found my name in a heart carved into a tree, with an arrow through it. I think someone is planning to kill me. Must adopt countermeasures.

I cannot confirm or deny that this made me giggle.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that that there is a suspicious, black briefcase, suspiciously standing on that very suspicious corner, making suspicious ticking sounds.

 

[JerseyJade]

I cannot confirm or deny that that there is a suspicious, black briefcase, suspiciously standing on that very suspicious corner, making suspicious ticking sounds.

I cannot confirm or deny that I sent val an alarm cock in a black briefcase as an early Christmas present.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I sent val an alarm cock in a black briefcase as an early Christmas present.

I cannot confirm or deny that I nearly spewed my tea.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that If women’s breasts would swell up like mens penises when they‘re aroused, our society would change a lot.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that checking the delivery tracking code for a package is the adult version of asking "are we there yet?"

 

[Gamine67]

I cannot confirm or deny that blinking green light behind the lamp is a winking frog and definitely not a security camera.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I can’t confirm or deny that sex one of the few things where it's more respectable to do for free rather than get paid .

 

[thefishfryer]

I can't confirm or deny that I would enjoy having my cock sucked right now.i

 

[thefishfryer]

I cannot confirm or deny that I would enjoy having my cock sucked right now.

Double post, but it's still true.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that, today, I saw a woman with a frying pan furiously chasing a man, yelling: “Don't complain to me about waking up next to a yak!” Sounds like he's got some 'splaining to do.

 

[MrPractical]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am using a lime for a bit of enjoyment

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that the Cookie Monster is a child's metaphor for a drug addict.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that maybe a lot of men are quiet during sex because they're used to getting themselves off with their whole family home.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that it is best to have friends both in high and low places. The ones at the top have the know-how over perfectly legitimate schemes, the ones at the bottom know how to make the ones at the top disappear, should they talk to much and you be in need of that, some day down the line. Oh, and they also know where the best places to eat are.

 

[Shi_One81]

I cannot confirm or deny that I may go on a posting spree so I can get an Av

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I once tried to navigate at night, but someone had connected all the dots on my star chart. Thanks, that was very helpful. Not.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that dozing off may have occurred.