I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that the demand for tinted windows is going to go through the roof once self-driving cars become a reality.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the “ oh it only cost a dollar” mentality has probably cost you over a $1000 dollars by now.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that there aren't many things in the world more demoralizing than finding out you picked the slowest of the 2 lanes at a grocery store.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that there aren't many things in the world more demoralizing than finding out you picked the slowest of the 2 lanes at a grocery store.

I cannot confirm of deny it is karma like that which caused me to burn the food in protest. (That’s my story and I’m sticking to it)
 
I cannot confirm of deny it is karma like that which caused me to burn the food in protest. (That’s my story and I’m sticking to it)

Lol

I cannot confirm or deny that watching pinocchio hopelessly try to win a poker game would be one of the saddest things in the world
 
I cannot confirm as deny that it’s not Sunday unless you waste the whole day and feel grumpy about it at 8 p.m.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I will never again mix up the labels between super-glue and personal lube.
 
I cannot confirm or dent that “Watching porn” can sound more fancy if you rephrase it as “viewing a pornograph”
 
I cannot confirm or deny that we both heard it fall but neither of us found it!
 
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