I cannot confirm or deny that...

[RossieOregon]

I cannot confirm or deny it ended up at the doctor's office...

Is this what getting waxed feels like?

I cannot confirm or deny that I laughed so hard, my stomach hurts.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that it’s a good thing cats don't have the dexterity to light matches, because they got the right personality to be arsonists.

 

[LizVegas79]

I cannot confirm or deny that I made a stupid joke yesterday and caused a major argument between my husband and one of his best friends. Ugh.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that a gynecologist is a private investigator

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that Tom and Jerry have caused millions in property damages over a grudge.

 

[Leigh81]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm a clean freak

L

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny I feel like donning a hazmat suit every time I think about going to the places that should, supposedly, accommodate others like myself.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if the penis was able to regrow itself, there'd be so many guys cutting it off to see if something bigger and thicker might grow.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that this is so sad. Alexa, play Despacito.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that being stabbed reduces your chances of dying from cancer.

 

[angelofthenorth]

I cannot deny nor confirm that am sipping my tea

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that Wile. E. Coyote was the biggest fanboy ever. No matter how many times the products failed to help him catch Road Runner, he kept throwing money at Acme.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that a change is near.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that there is a chance that some unsuspecting porn viewer has watched their own conception.

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

I cannot confirm or deny that I just made the best tasting cookies ever!

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if Scooby-Doo and the gang opened a custom mask shop as a sting operation, their jobs would be much easier.

 

[AlwaysFara]

ICCODT that story is about me.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that you don't actually wash your hands, they wash each other while you stand there like a creep

 

[Gamine67]

I cannot confirm or deny that it is impossible to defend womenkinds superiority when they buy clothing that buttons up the back.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that cop cars without cops in them are the human equivalent of scarecrows.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm on lunch break right now. *Burp*

Oh, excuse me.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that there are probably a lot of fatal vehicle accidents caused by a spider in the car and no one will ever know the reason the vehicle crashed.

 

[Lollygirl26]

I cannot confirm or deny that i am thinking my red hair might be going bye bye for the fall. Oh the changes

 

[CanucKinksman]

^^ whats the change going to be to?

I cannot confirm or deny that I ordered enough room service for three - even though it is just me.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I cannot confirm or deny that I blew a huge load last night.