I cannot confirm or deny that...

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that you should always keep phone numbers of the people you had a falling out with, so you don't answer when they call or just block them outright.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that, instead of complaining about how they are the way they are, instead of stuffing your children with sugar then asking your physician to prescribe you amphetamines to treat their "disorder", maybe, just maybe, you should just change their food regime a bit, they wouldn't be so hyperactive.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm The Swedish Chef.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'd wear anything by Filippo Negroli.

 

[Cymru6969]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm The Swedish Chef.

Nope. You did not close with “Bork. Bork. Bork.” Dead giveaway.

I cannot confirm or deny that I teach where Jim Henson studied.

 

[angelofthenorth]

I cannot confirm nor deny that i have to make a trip to the recycling this morning

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that I snuck up behind you and am about to scare the living Hell out of you.



Boo!

 

[AllAmericanMale]

I cannot confirm or deny that the bartender at TGI Fridays tonight was almost given my room key.

 

[FurryFace]

I cannot confirm or deny that the bartender at TGI Fridays tonight was almost given my key too

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that tonight is the last night I ever bartend at TGI Fridays! Sheesh!

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that my new AV is proving to be a real panty-dropper for the ladies of Lit.

 

[Gamine67]

I cannot confirm or deny that my new AV is proving to be a real panty-dropper for the ladies of Lit.

I cannot confirm or deny I hope more people adopt AV’s that are actually them.

 

[steelyblue73]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm kind of regretting not accepting that offer for tomorrow.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that Centaurs can't jack off.

 

[LadyElsbeth]

I cannot confirm or deny that the quiet ones are always the ones to watch.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that sign language with a drink in your hand must be a lot like talking with your mouth full.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that we do a lightning fast Macarena dance when we forget which pocket our phone is in.

 

[Beachgirl22]

I cannot confirm or deny that this is the second night in a row I get my drink on

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am about to have a tall glass of dihydrogen monoxide and there is nothing, nothing I tell you that you can do to prevent it from happening.

 

[Eisranac]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am about to have a tall glass of dihydrogen monoxide and there is nothing, nothing I tell you that you can do to prevent it from happening.

Not only would I not try to discourage you from having it; I would encourage it — but you might want to add water to it to ensure that it goes down easier.

I also recommend this procedure for reconstituting powdered water.

Oh, yeah — I cannot condye or desquirm that...

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I can't ever get lost if I never had a destination in mind.

 

[Demons_Run]

I cannot confirm or deny that my insides vibrated when he pulled me aside today. (So random!)

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if you have sex and then abstain for 7 years, all your body cells will be replaced so you become a virgin again.

 

[Shi_One81]

I can confirm that I wish you’d leave me the fuck alone. If I do something it’s because I want to. Stop messaging me, it’s getting to feel a little stalkerish and I’m about to report you. You’ve been bugging me long enough that if I wanted to talk to you, I would. K? Buh bye

 

[loquere]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am Batman.